Hannah Banana

January 11, 2013 at 12:04 am 53 comments

Hannah Yeoh tweeted the photo below of flowers that were given to her by her friends Mr and Mrs Wong.

The greeting card, attached to the bouquet, is addressed to “Hannah Banana Yeoh” (double click picture to magnify and read the felicitation).

HannahBanana

Hannah Yeoh (hannahyeoh) on Twitter 2013-01-10 22-20-34

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  • 1. Waris Malaya  |  January 11, 2013 at 2:43 am

    She’s proud to be a banana, eh?

    #DAPsterCancer #ABCD

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    • 2. RCZ  |  January 15, 2013 at 11:39 am

      Maybe Banana is her middle name kot… Kita je yg tak tau. Only her close friends je yg tau ;p

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    • 3. fff  |  January 18, 2013 at 10:12 am

      Helen, you are one obsessed bitch. Get a life. Or shampoo.

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      • 4. Helen Ang  |  January 18, 2013 at 10:19 am

        The website of the City Harvest Church @ chc.org.my. And don’t forget to attend service tomorrow, ya, 5pm @ No.3, Jalan SS 13/4, Subang Jaya.

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        • 5. I.D.A.  |  January 18, 2013 at 10:27 am

          fff,

          are u the 50 sen trooper or H Banana Y herself. get a life (or real banana)

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          • 6. fff  |  January 18, 2013 at 10:37 am

            Well, fuck you very much ida for your advice…

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          • 7. I.D.A.  |  January 18, 2013 at 10:46 am

            make sure you fuck hard, I don’t want to fake orgasm. arrrghhh!

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        • 8. fff  |  January 18, 2013 at 10:36 am

          Unlike you, i dont need to helen. Now, are that stupid? You have to be. Not everything and everyone is associates with politics or religion. But most of us use shampoo. Try it once…

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          • 9. Helen Ang  |  January 18, 2013 at 10:49 am

            Ish, ish, ish, nak ponteng servis pulak. Diorang kat City Harvest tu tangkap lu nanti dan sumbat ke dalam pusat pemulihan akhlak kerna tinggalkan sembahyang lalu sudah terpesong akidah.

            You and your shampoo-filled house must be taught to serve the Lord. Go attend her sermons lah.

            null

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          • 10. Parcifal  |  January 19, 2013 at 11:40 pm

            Example of a DAP twat. Hasnt the lord saved you yet? Why you concerned about peoples hair, i mean the lord does love everyone regardless of shampoo brand. Or even if youre a banana or coconut.

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    • 11. Waimakariri  |  January 28, 2013 at 3:34 pm

      It’s called a “nickname”, maybe you are familiar with the term.

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  • 12. Monyet King  |  January 11, 2013 at 8:58 am

    I like banana

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    • 13. Helen Ang  |  January 11, 2013 at 9:06 am

      Your Royal Highness might need to split the banana with The Hannah, then. But is the kingdom of Jerusubang, presently Queen-controlled, big enough for a banana-liking Raja Monyet to muscle in?

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      • 14. Monyet King  |  January 11, 2013 at 9:32 am

        I am thinking of moving my banana plantation to Permatang Pauh

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        • 15. Helen Ang  |  January 11, 2013 at 10:06 am

          How about moving to Ampang? Operation costs cheaper as the Pakatan gomen dah janji harga api, air semua turun.

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    • 16. Hussin Rahman  |  January 22, 2013 at 6:04 pm

      Mashing a banana gives you that twat, twat sound. Don’t believe? Try it.

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  • 17. Calvin Sankaran  |  January 11, 2013 at 9:25 am

    Monyet King might rule the jungle, but Empress Hannah rules the God’s Own Kingdown of Jerusubang. Anyone trying to take Her banana will be caught and subject to swift Biblical punishments – beheading.

    So MK, steer clear of Jerusalem East
    _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    Calvin,

    Did you make a typo? You meant to spell ‘kingdumb’ of Jerusubang, right?

    Helen

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    • 18. Calvin Sankaran  |  January 11, 2013 at 11:02 am

      LOL….Nasty….I can imagine the Queen going banana reading your comments…

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  • 19. Servant of God  |  January 11, 2013 at 9:33 am

    Aiyoh… Permaisuri Subang kena sindir dipanggil pisang (kuning di luar putih di dalam) dia tak sedar ke?

    Helen, apa maksudnya bilangan kuntum bunga kurang daripada… hiasan hijau tuh? Adakah ia mengkiaskan bahawa Permaisuri dan keldai-keldainya sebenarnya adalah minoriti sekarang?

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    • 20. Helen Ang  |  January 11, 2013 at 9:56 am

      No, I think it’s just a low class design. If you walk into any decent florist, you can see that they have classy designs on display.

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      • 21. I.D.A  |  January 11, 2013 at 12:12 pm

        “No, I think it’s just a ‘low class’ design.” helen pun terjangkit penyakit tu… hehe

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        • 22. Helen Ang  |  January 11, 2013 at 12:20 pm

          Tak. Saya sengaja aje mencerminkan kata-kata kegemaran dema.

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          • 23. I.D.A  |  January 11, 2013 at 12:25 pm

            Saya tau helen sengaja, saya pun sengaja ‘bold’kan title mereka kpd yg tak menyokong. kihkihkih…berbuih mulut depa dengan low class dari kepala sampai ekor.

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    • 24. marhaeman  |  January 11, 2013 at 12:39 pm

      Hiasan hijau seumpama daun itu adalah kiasan untuk “real dildo” – mullah taliban.

      Bunga-bunga merah yang mengelilingi sekuntum bunga merah di tengah jambangan adalah melambangkan evanglista mengerumuni the Queen of Jerusubang.

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  • 25. The International Jew  |  January 11, 2013 at 9:54 am

    I just want to ask one question. I hope people will provide some answers. it does not matter how absurd, mind blowing or whatever the answers may be. just provide the answers.

    Hannah Banana ni, dia ni pisang baka apa ? pisang kan ada banyak jenis baka.

    hello ! can anybody help me on this question ?
    __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    The one in the Donkey Kong video game? — Helen

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    • 26. I.D.A  |  January 11, 2013 at 12:17 pm

      pisang baka kulit tebal. isi nipis. rasa kelat-masam-pahit. banyak biji. nak makan mentah tak sedap, nak masak kena buang bijik, taruk gula banyak…bagi monyet makan nanti monyetpun kena ulcer perut atau apendiks. ish-ish-ish

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  • 27. Pathmarajah Nagalingam  |  January 11, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Mr and Mrs Wong must be congratulated for their message! But do you think Hannah the Banana would get it?

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    • 28. The International Jew  |  January 11, 2013 at 12:08 pm

      杨巧双……她是一个香蕉女人……………她无法理解

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    • 29. I.D.A  |  January 11, 2013 at 12:13 pm

      kulit dia tebal, takkan terasa punya…

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      • 30. temenggong  |  January 12, 2013 at 10:16 am

        Betoi! Laki dia pun tebai!

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  • 31. I.D.A  |  January 11, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    Confirm lepas ni middle name ‘Banana’ akan jadi famous di kalangan bloggers. sedap gak H…Banana Y… cun melecun!

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  • 32. The International Jew  |  January 11, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    Hannah Y banana brand. made in Subang Jaya since 1979. ingredients :
    Education: Tadika Ladybird Subang Jaya; SRK Sri Subang Jaya, SS14; SRK SS19 Subang Jaya; SMK Subang Utama, SS18 (Head Prefect); and Taylor’s College, SS15
    Bachelor of Laws from University of Tasmania, Australia in 2001
    Admitted to practice in Australia and Malaysia.
    warning : you must wash your hands clean, oops everything about you must be clean by the way. if you are not “clean” you are forbidden from touching it.
    have a nice day folks.

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  • 33. Orang Melaka  |  January 11, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Baik tgk Banananana kat tv.

    Tak pun dengar lagu Bananarama, Love at first degree!

    Layan Ratu Pisang x dapat benda pun.

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  • 34. bisu  |  January 11, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    So..YB Hannah is actually Yg Banana Hannah la… sesuai gitu..!

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  • 35. Dr Nadzri  |  January 11, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    Low budget, bad taste flower bouquet, insering banana is one desperate move to make it looks good…..

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  • 36. Lim Tat  |  January 11, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    Ok la dapat bunga..LGE pnya birthday dulu lagi surprise. Yg dkt bwh bunga tu apa? Rambut?

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    • 37. Helen Ang  |  January 11, 2013 at 5:13 pm

      Serabut kelapa kot.

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      • 38. Ravin  |  January 12, 2013 at 7:17 pm

        Haha, at least banana also get to receive flower. What did you get by the way? When was the last time you receive flower or rather, have you ever received flower bouquet before?
        Be honest k. Hahaha..

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      • 39. edd  |  January 18, 2013 at 11:11 am

        i rasa ***** **** laki dia.. lol

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  • 40. Antihipokrit  |  January 15, 2013 at 12:05 am

    Banana, sagat je dgn kulit durian..

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    • 41. nk  |  January 22, 2013 at 7:29 am

      banana – yellow outside , white inside. slang. eg. chinese people who believe that they are actually born white christians and when see in mirror see a white female. no mata sepet. blue eyed.

      synonym – langsat – melayu yg fikir dia mat arab 100% dan rela di panggil sheikh dari di panggil pakcik.

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  • 42. orangkampung  |  January 21, 2013 at 9:19 am

    Helen, since you seem quite taken by this banana mama, i thought maybe you would like to give her her own theme song. And I’m suggesting les minion’s banana song :

    Check it out

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  • 43. Hussin Rahman  |  January 22, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    These DAP leaders give you ideas to make them subjects of catchy song titles: Hanna Banana, Guang Eng The Mereng, Singh Yang Bising, Khalid The Misled, Nizar The Bizarre, etc etc

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  • 44. Goingbananas  |  February 4, 2013 at 10:46 am

    The end is near for MCA and you.
    Don’t you know that your political master has to plead for clapping from his members when he gives a speech?

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  • 45. cyberstupid  |  February 4, 2013 at 10:54 am

    If you are so brave, UMNO/BN has lots and lots of corruption, scams and scandals for you to write about!!!

    You can do so 24/7 and you still will not be satiated!!!

    That’s the mountain of their malfeasance!!!

    So, why waste everybody’s time making Mount Everests out of molehills?
    Is that your speciality?

    Since the end is close, you should atone for your sins, perhaps by becoming a nun?
    Hopefully, with all your sins, the nunnery will still accept you!!!!

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    • 46. Helen Ang  |  February 4, 2013 at 10:57 am

      Wow, did the City Harvest circulate a pastoral letter among the Jerusubang parish?

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  • 47. cyberstupid  |  February 4, 2013 at 11:00 am

    So, you think that you’re Helen of Troy?
    That, with a face like yours, you can launch a thousand ships?
    Time for you to realise that the complete opposite is the truth!
    You have a face that’ll sink a million ships!
    Get real; don’t be jealous of others who are doing much, much better than you in spite of your balls carrying!
    Great Balls Of Fire!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ain’t it heavy to be always carrying the balls of your political masters?

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    • 48. Helen Ang  |  February 4, 2013 at 11:03 am

      You Jerusubangites sound so alike. Must be the holy water you all drink.

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  • 49. cyberstupid  |  February 4, 2013 at 11:39 am

    Helen ah, how much are you getting from your political masters to bare you face and tell lies about the opposition?
    Every second, every minute, every hour of your waking time?
    And expose yourself to ridicule all the time?
    Don’t you find it very humiliating?
    Just like what Ms Tow Truck found out to her great distress?
    Remember it took place during the Great Debate between LGE and someone from your favourite party!
    Remember?
    Smart girl like you should remember!
    And the ridicule and curses heaped upon her was really immense!
    So immense that she pleaded for the righteous citizens screwing her to give her a chance!!!!
    So, you are in the same boat!
    Just look at the posts here, all of them are screwing you very nicely!!!!
    You still enjoy doing what you are doing?
    For your information, in case you are still half-past-six, Malaysians have woken up long, long ago to the lies and deceits of the ruling party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • 50. Helen Ang  |  February 4, 2013 at 11:47 am

      You definitely drinking holy water bottled in Jerusubang. And you guys are distributing the air jampi in the market daily.

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  • 51. cyberstupid  |  February 4, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    If you support my writing, please introduce this blog to a friend – End of quote

    What if I hated this blog?

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    • 52. Helen Ang  |  February 4, 2013 at 12:59 pm

      Oh puhleez lah. The haters are running a smear campaign against me everywhere.

      My regulars know this. Likely the pseudonym you’ve chosen for yourself is the correct self-identification.

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  • 53. start-a-figt  |  February 7, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    YB hannah must be stand for Yo Banana Hannah..

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