#KL112 such a big inspiration!!!

January 13, 2013 at 12:15 am 98 comments

The Pakatan politicians made the following 10 demands during the Himpunan Kebangkitan Rakyat.

election_vote_politician_hearBelow are my 10 resolutions parallel to the ten #KL112 demands

I, Helen Ang the budding politician, promise that if you put me in Putrajaya, I will most definitely:

1. Ensure free and fair elections, free PTPTN, free healthcare, toll-free roads, tax-free beer and ciggies and free lunches

2. Save the whales

3. Restore Penang and Malacca as British crown colonies

4. Divert 20 percent of Petronas profits as contribution to charity — old folks homes, orphanages, animal shelters, halfway houses for vagrants and rehab centres for twits

5. Safeguard the future of civil servants, including teachers and security forces as well as safeguard the future of lifeguards, bodyguards, tourist guides, yoga instructors, feng shui masters and MCA politicians after GE13

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Scenes from Subang Jaya

6. Clean up Subang Jaya and Selangor

7. Strengthen the national language in Selangor Times which is currently only published in English and Chinese

8. Free all the lunatics and let them run the asylum

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9. Save our heritage, no more eyesore cramped highrise-compact-but-expensive condos in Penang; save our traditional kampungs, no more letting developers grab land and cut hills to build more eyesore cramped highrise-compact-but-expensive condos in Penang

“Save our heritage and traditional kampungs”. Rebuild Kampung Buah Pala to restore the heritage and traditional kampung of the Indian cowherds

10. Raise the living standards for women, pensioners, septuagenarians, octogenarians, foreign guest workers, pets, stray dogs, stray cats, farm animals, zoo animals and political animals

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11. In Stadium Merdeka yesterday, Lim Guan Eng told you that Pakatan aims to abolish poverty in Malaysia

That’s not good enough. Anything he can promise, I can promise bigger

My political party not only aims to abolish poverty and end all wars but we promise to cure male baldness too

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Besides our guarantee of world peace, my party will stop global warming, preserve the rainforest as well as save karaoke singers from extinction

Vote for me!

I solemnly promise you the moon and the stars. And best of all, you have my word that we’re environmentally friendly. Our rocket to take you to the moon does not cause any pollution at all as it runs on hot air

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Ucapan Guan Eng @ #KL112 Chua Soi Lek fighting for his political life

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  • 1. anakjamil  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:32 am

    you certainly have my vote..btw, what’s this new party called? ya better have some snazzy name..and don’t forget the CAT promise too! Can you stop global warming as well and alter weather .. never seen snow, would like to have it in June (around my birthday).

    okay, thanks..

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    • 2. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:35 am

      Yes, we can do that. Make it snow here in June.

      If you’re an early bird in submitting your membership form, I’ll let you be the party deputy asst. organizing secretary.

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      • 3. alberto  |  January 13, 2013 at 8:23 am

        You need melayu in your quota, so you have to appoint me as yr soecial asst. I’m a non-melayu features but hv an uncle whose father at my mother’s side cousins twice removed who knew a malay.

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        • 4. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:05 am

          Hahaha, can. I will even adjust our Excel spreadsheet to fix it so that you’re ‘elected’ to our supreme council.

          Btw, besides you, I have 23 more vacancies to fill for Special Assistants. Please put the word out to any qualified applicants who are interested. Mandarin and tukang ampu bodek speakers preferred.

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          • 5. anakjamil  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:26 pm

            I speak gibberish therefore I think I will do extremely well as Special Assistants and as we speak, I am already speaking to a Chinese daily for an article about your bowel movement, Dear Highly Esteemed Most Precious Gracious Most Revered Sir Dato’ Dr. Tan Sri Tun Helen Ang!

            (wink, wink) can kowtim Jerusubang for me ah? I gip u komisyenn, ok? I hep u, u hep me la…

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            • 6. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:39 pm

              When you put in your application, remember to attach your test scores on Doublethink and Doublespeak. Candidates are also evaluated on paper qualifications.

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          • 7. Shazali Zakaria  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:32 pm

            Helen…..you the best…

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          • 8. Aidil Yunus  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:23 pm

            Helen I only know to spread hatred, shout and shout and shout, blame and blame and blame, therefore I appointed myself Chief Of Your Cyber-Troopers…

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            • 9. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:39 pm

              Self-appointed, huh?

              You’re showing great leadership qualities. Someone also appointed himself the Chief Minister although Penang already had its own party state chief.

              You’ll go far in politics, young man.

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      • 10. Sshsn  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:54 pm

        For a start, can you get acquainted with the concept of using shampoo?

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        • 11. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:18 pm

          Patience. Wait till I get into my Rainbow phase.

          Then I will engage a stylist to do a makeover and give my Brylcreem hair a new, soft, layered cut.

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        • 12. anakjamil  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:38 pm

          from a faggot to another, you’re a bitchy lil thing aren’t you Sshsn? The whole Hair/Shampoo thingy is so Sue Sylvester from Glee: so two thousand and 10. if ya have nothing better to say, why don’t you go and suck some c*cks. btw – your mama called, she wants her high heels back!

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          • 13. Garrett  |  January 13, 2013 at 2:39 pm

            Anakjamil….good one!

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  • 14. pakard  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:32 am

    One vote for you,…
    Can join your party arr?
    …cure male baldness too…?
    who you shooting….?

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    • 15. Sharifah  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:02 pm

      I also vote for Helen tapi satu aje yang I tak percaya … cure male baldness…. hahahaha… impossible!

      Reply
  • 16. corey blues  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:39 am

    spot on Helen! LOL

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  • 17. Teescee  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:42 am

    Haiyahhh… How can like that? Dangle carrot for men but not for women… At least subsidize moisturizer or shoes or something la…

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    • 18. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:56 am

      Hmm, I can promise women that they need never to diet again (?)

      Read this true story news report: ‘Man receives a bloody battering from girlfriend

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      • 19. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:02 am

        Meant my party will table a bill in Parliament to outlaw the crime of dieting.

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      • 20. Lim Tat  |  January 13, 2013 at 3:32 am

        jaw drops = terNgaNga

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        • 21. Teescee  |  January 13, 2013 at 8:08 am

          NgehNgehNgeh….

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  • 22. kotteypanjang  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:49 am

    You forget to ‘MAnyfestto’ on making all our Fart smell nicer.
    Don’t worry dear, I will vote for you bEcause your ‘Manyfestto” sound too good to be true.. ;)

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  • 23. forrrestcat  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:49 am

    Anwar Ibrahim also took the chance berate his supporters that this is his last chance to be PM..what more can I say…….

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  • 24. farezrahman  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:32 am

    desperate last min attempt as they have no clue in running the country other than their self interest. however i sincerely hope BN have learn their lesson and we will back then again in PR13. ironman 62

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  • 25. Goondoo  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:39 am

    Did you promise free Viagra too? Kalau ada I will be the first to apply…

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    • 26. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:43 am

      I can promise you b’cos Melayu mudah lupa :D

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  • 27. bzz  |  January 13, 2013 at 3:56 am

    Hahaha…. your very funny la tonight! Oh ya, add one, stop illegal rumah urut. Instead, introduce legal rumah urut import mari.

    I will vote you anytime.

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  • 28. Zainal  |  January 13, 2013 at 7:33 am

    ‘Love’ you Helen. We all need that but we simply choose to forget. That’s better than a vote

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  • 29. Teescee  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:03 am

    Janji free capati?

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    • 30. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:10 am

      Politishen ni semua boleh. Capati dengan kopi kaw sekali.

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  • 31. noname  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:18 am

    I would like to know what you would demand.
    Not a list of issues politicized like the Pakatan’s demands but what you would want or rather wish the politicians in BN and Pakatan Rakyat would do.

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    • 32. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:50 am

      I would like to see a budget allocated so that animal shelters can be created – presently the ones we have are NGO-run – and making the establishment and the running of these shelters which take in stray/unwanted dogs and cats become more systematic and put under govt responsibility

      An overhaul of the local council operations dealing with the catching and destroying of stray dogs, some of which methods use needless force and are cruel for sport. Institute a uniform standard to apply across the various council arms dealing with animals and introduce best practices from other countries (e.g. Switzerland) which treat animals humanely

      Both in terms of official procedures and public philosophy, the action of wantonly destroying domestic animals (i.e. those species that humans keep as pets such as dogs and cats) caught and kept in the dog pound should be reduced to the very barest of minimum and be the option of last resort

      Awareness campaign so that the public mindset will undergo a radical shift in the way we see and treat animals, including treatment of them in the zoos (or in public displays for profit, like the sad case of the tiger continually drugged so that visitors could pose for photographs with it)

      Enforcement of anti-cruelty to animal laws, including more vigilant enforcement to bring the perpetrators to book and the courts handing down stiffer punishment than the usual slap on the wrist currently

      High profile attention and commitment to the cause of animal protection like what Rosmah Mansor gives to the area of pre-school education (her Permata project)

      Raise standards in the job field, i.e. if in the kindergartens we want dedicated teachers who love children, then in the carrying out of public policy on animal welfare, we similarly want staff in the area of work who are able to emphatize with the requirements of the job

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      • 33. noname  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:02 am

        That’s surprising, never knew you are passionate for animals.
        Somehow I feel that’s really low on any politician’s list of priorities.
        Scratch that, I don’t think any of them ever care about it.

        I never knew about the tiger one, wonder which zoo, never been to a zoo for years.

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        • 34. Sharifah  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:05 pm

          Bukan low on politicians list .. more like NOT on politicians list. Animals cannot vote maaaa

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  • 35. Ezzie  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:31 am

    why u BN people feel so disturbed by a peaceful rally? helen this question is for u also la…. so many blogposts just for one simple harmless gathering? get a grip la.

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    • 36. The International Jew  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:02 am

      if your rally was indeed peaceful, why the constant need to say that it was peaceful ? unless of course it was the opposite.

      harmless ? tell that to municipal workers that had to clean up all the trash left behind by your people. tell that to taxi drivers that lost their income on 112. tell that to businesses that had to take the day off to avoid unintended consequences. peaceful rally ? what a joke.

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    • 37. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:04 am

      Dear Ezzie,

      Your comment had landed in the Spam queue where I retrieved it.

      Running a check on your IP address, I found that you’re using a “confirmed proxy server” which has been identified as “Recently reported forum spam source”.

      Thought you and the general readers might want to know as one of you could be wondering why your comment is delayed for publication, just in case.

      Yours is not delayed as I happened to check my Spam queue but other pro-Pakatan commenters might have experienced a delay if I don’t happen to check the spam queue just then.

      It puzzles me that comments by the “pro-BN people” do not experience this diversion to the Spam queue unless they breach the auto-set parameters like a limit of five embedded urls.

      Could it (i.e. WordPress mistakenly recognising your comment as spam) have something to do with where you’re using the computer or where your line is located?

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    • 38. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:26 am

      Dear Ezzie,

      Your IP address which is 96.47.226.21 and a proxy server – meaning that these numbers shown do not reveal your real location which is camouflaged – is just one digit off the IP address of another pro-Pakatan supporter Skooby Doo (96.47.226.20).

      It appears that the both of you used the identical camouflage/proxy host, Skooby yesterday to comment on my Kit Siang posting.

      Are you and Skooby by any chance working in the same office?

      I was wondering why Skooby’s comment yesterday landed in spam and today with yours the same thing happened.

      By using the proxy server to hide where you’re commenting from, it defeats the purpose of your putting in your pro-Pakatan comment in what you regard as a blog filled with pro-BN people if the comment is redirected to the spam queue, and subsequently missed or is delayed in getting published.

      Then you pro-Pakatan people might go around spreading the gossip that your comments are deliberately withheld when it’s actually your own fault to begin with.

      Below Skooby’s IP details:

      null

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      • 39. The International Jew  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:39 am

        this raises a question. why use a proxy server ? is it because they don’t want the authorities to track them down in case they make seditious comments and people lodge reports on them ?

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        • 40. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:41 am

          Both Skooby and Ezzie’s comments are not seditious. They’re just knee-jerkily defensive of Lim Sr and Lim Jr.

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          • 41. The International Jew  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:43 am

            not seditious here. but on other sites and blogs who knows ?

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            • 42. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:45 am

              The blogmaster is accountable for any seditious or libellous comments allowed to be published in his blog even if he does not himself make them.

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    • 43. Joe  |  January 13, 2013 at 4:24 pm

      Heyy u , one of Pakatan demands is

      6- Selamatkan Alam Sekitar

      do you know how many Pakatan macai left the trash overthere ??? , do those Pakatan macai walk the talk?? hahahaha

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    • 44. Aidil Yunus  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:33 pm

      Ezzie why you think if we don’t agree with the rally we are BN people? Many of us just got tired of the antics and the hypocrites, yes we all know there are corruptions in BN, that’s is main reason many of us voted PR the last election and giving them a chance. At that time it seem it is better to give PR a chance than voting for ‘sleepy head’. Only less than five years PR have created so much issues far and much more dangerous than BN. So as for me I am going to do the right thing… that’s mean enough of PR for me..

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  • 45. The International Jew  |  January 13, 2013 at 9:52 am

    you all should read The Sunday Star’s headline. Incident Free. goes to show that the Star will capitalize on anything cooked up by the opposition to brainwash their readers and stab the government in the back.

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    • 46. noname  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:12 am

      Well, it was incident free, it’s a good thing isn’t it? Could have something to do with the police new approach too.

      I’m sure the majority doesn’t want bad things to happen, maybe a few would like to because it serves their interests but I don’t think they are many.

      Personally, I feel thankful, don’t like reading about riots and hooligans stomping on cars and police shooting tear gas and all that.

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  • 47. Rabbit  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Errr… No free sex? Bisex? Transsex? Homosex? Sex with dogs / chicken / monkey? Not free enuf.

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    • 48. The International Jew  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:36 am

      maybe after the rally. perhaps in a secluded location. after all, a lot of things happen behind the scenes.

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  • 49. Monyet King  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:32 am

    damn…. I need to buck up. You are getting funnier than the Planet of the Monyets. Am enjoying it.

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    • 50. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:35 am

      Here have a banana on me, the budding pollie. Will also stock up on fat cigars to pass around.

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      • 51. Gfk  |  January 14, 2013 at 12:08 am

        Hanna Bannana?

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  • 52. Rabbit  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:38 am

    Umar the 2nd caliph gave his inauguration speech, he declared “… If a stray dog died of starvation on the banks of river tigris, Umar will be answerable for it”.

    Name one politician in our time who can be as accountable.

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    • 53. Save Malaysia  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:47 am

      Anwar. L O L !

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  • 54. Pakatan Puak Pembohong  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:52 am

    your pledge of saving karaoke singers will not go down well with the Mullahs of PAS and the Evangelists of the DAP. after all, karaoke singers are categorized in the same bracket as the sinners of BN. there you go. you lose the PAS and DAP votes. never mind Helen. you have our votes.

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  • 55. kama  |  January 13, 2013 at 11:05 am

    hah! I’ll vote you in on the strength of karaoke alone, helen.. hehehe.. a good start to my morning, this post.. danke!

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    • 56. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 11:06 am

      Thank you. I’ll kiss all your babies too :)

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  • 57. moya  |  January 13, 2013 at 11:13 am

    VOTE ME PLEASE :

    1) No restriction for China doll to enter Msia
    2) LGBT is the legit menu of the day
    3) 1 million Malay Bible will be sedekah kerana Allah to all tanpa mengira kaum
    4) ‘kurnian Allah’ can be shared tanpa mengira kaum
    5) Karpal singh will be the governor of Penang
    6) Anwar will be PM and Lim Kit Siang will be PM Mentor
    7) Khairil will be Minister of Malay Affairs
    8) Free petrol for Sunday
    9) A law will be introduced to abolish murtad. Religion will be free for all. Individual can choose 1,2 or more for themselves
    10) PDRM not required in Penang. Penang CM will automatically become Police Big Chief
    11) Anything you want, just name it
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    Yesss! Please expand (10) to include increased state expenditure on Guan Eng’s Pasukan Peronda Sukarela. — Helen

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    • 58. The International Jew  |  January 13, 2013 at 11:28 am

      number 11. anything I want, just name it ? you sure ? how about barring the children of politicians from entering politics when their fathers are still active in politics ? can ?

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  • 59. somebody  |  January 13, 2013 at 11:43 am

    best arr u!

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  • 60. Atas Pagar  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:02 pm

    Dapsters prefer papal’s state but mullah boys prefer hudud’s state. i don’t mind either one or both to become a reality but please don’t forget the historical fact that mullah and evanglistas have never been hugging each other sincerely, loyally and persistently. I really hope the local mullah and evanglistas could prove the history is wrongly recorded.

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  • 61. Bujal  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    unfortunately some quarters think that democracy means people can gather like this, and some participants , a future hero wannabe, thinks the real people’s hero coming from the streets by fighting the authority. Compared to what happen yesterday, I believe, it will slowly decline in future as this gathering is not ‘cool’ anymore.

    Objectives? not really sure what was the objectives, its kind of ‘syok sendiri’ , just syok syok call all the party members to join and spend time for nothing. Gives speeches , which I think the form 5 the ala parliment debate team have more valid points.

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    • 62. rakyat  |  January 13, 2013 at 2:31 pm

      Bujal,

      “………unfortunately some quarters think that democracy means people can gather like this, ……….”

      Yes indeed. Part of democracy is the freedom of the people to assemble. Unless we are in some totalitarian/dictator/communist countries like North Korea or China, we definitely have a freedom to assemble. Even if for ‘syok sendiri’ purpose.

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  • 65. Ajim  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    Damn funny helen

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  • 66. Boom pa pa  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    Helen Ng. If you appoint me as your Deputy Prime Minister 2 (no need 1), I will go all out to wipe out corruption and retrieve all the money sent abroad including Singapore !

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    • 67. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:16 pm

      Okay, shortlist you for DPM (II). This means the DPM (I) and DPM (III) positions are still open. Also 66 other Cabinet positions to be considered. Don’t you just love this pakat-pakat business?

      Must make the motto – “We offer everything to everyone”.

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  • 68. Slave to honesty  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    I think I qualify to be any Prime Minister’s Deputy Prime Minister 2 because I never :-

    1. Evade Income Tax

    2. Take the public’s money or assets

    3. Nor enjoyed freebies like girls, travel trips, gifts etc.

    4. Do business with black cash.

    5. Or consort with shady characters.

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    • 69. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:25 pm

      1. We’ll need to vet your land titles also

      2. Erm, what about rich and powerful new best friends?

      3. Good to hear you don’t like to travel First/Business class or pick Milan as a holiday destination. After all, we should support local industries — Cuti-Cutilah di Malaysia

      4. People do business via electronic transfers nowadays

      5. This one we must interview your wife (she might have some flying ashtray stories to tell)

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  • 70. I.D.A  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    hahaha… joke of the year. helen, may I apply to become yr SETPOL ka? am getting balder nowadays. hopefully after join, I can grow more hair everywhere.

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    • 71. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:36 pm

      For setpol, I got a rather complicated race quota: Perlu berjiwa Cina tetapi nama Melayu dan dalam masa yang sama berwajah Cina (this to satisfy the complex necessity of our party situation)

      There is however the position of Setpol (II) which is Anak Bangsa Malaysia but mamak-hating and also genetically looking like Cina Apek

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      • 72. Rabbit  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:50 pm

        Hmmmm…. not good to be mamak then. Free skin toning treatment too, yes?

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        • 73. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm

          Okay, we distribute vouchers for whitening beauty products since we are a party that promises everything. Can collect your coupons at Komtar but to be eligible you must first show proof that you’re a registered voter.

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      • 74. I.D.A  |  January 13, 2013 at 3:29 pm

        alamak, semua pra-syarat SETPOL tak lepas, kalau lagu tu boleh kasi kontrak buat T shirt ka untuk pasukan sukarela… bolehla helen…pls.
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        Since Ethan & Elton has first dibs on the tailoring contracts, mebbe you can make the vest with the reflector strips? — Helen

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  • 75. wiseguy  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    Oops ! Please add 11. Zero Tolerance for Corruption. The minimum sentence is life.

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  • 76. 1chittagong  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    The 10 Demands of the PR are similar to the BN except no mention of the containment of corruption. Is this the future of things to come ?

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  • 77. beastofburden  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    Dynastic Arrangement Pact spoken like a true DUMPSTER

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  • 78. KJ Zairil  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    Why you make fun of DAP CEC election. I am a Malay what by virtue of osmosis – I grew up in a half-Malay environment and nurtured by my Malay adoptive father.

    Pleae la, don’t kacau me anymore. Ialso aspire to partake of upward social mobility, an opportunity which can only be provided by my boss. He is great and kind like the caliph Umar la.

    Please ah Helen, don’t make fun of me anymore ya.

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    • 79. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:23 pm

      Okaylah, lemme helpcht you a leetil bit.

      Will sign you up for agama classes with ustazah Hasnah as well as provide you with a clothing allowance so that you can tailor a few jubahs. Remember to place your order with the Ethan & Elton tailor tho. They’re our company supplier.

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  • 80. Lousy.Engineer  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    “1. Save whales”.
    Dolphin needs saving too. I shed some tears when watching the Academy award winning documentary The Cove. Somebody saw some dolphins in Penang sea water.

    “9. ……..no more eyesore cramped highrise-compact-but-expensive condos in Penang….”
    Condos in Penang are now selling for more than half a million ringgit. I guess more people will have to work for the bank for a very long time. A large Malay kampung in Sungai Ara has moved away for the development of landed property. Guess how much one of these properties worth? A million ringgit at least!

    World has gone crazy here. However there are still some laid back scenes left in Penang island. Places like Balik Pulau feels like a small town somewhere in Perak (like Pusing , Kampar). Narrow roads, paddy fields, etc; what a change! But I’m unsure how long this will last.

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    • 81. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 1:12 pm

      Hi LE,

      Just to take the opportunity to explain to readers who may not be familiar with Penang why I use the two words separately ‘cramped’ and ‘compact’.

      Cramped, e.g. one condo project you can see when you’re driving along Jalan Tanjung Tokong. It’s several highrise towers (4 or 5 if I recall correctly) standing very close to each other. So in a certain parcel of land, the developer builds several blocks in extremely close proximity.

      Compact: the individual units are not very spacious but nonetheless very expensive.

      Postscript: Tall and thin highrise towers.

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  • 82. Ezzie  |  January 13, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    ya bah…… korek korek

    tangkap nga/ngeh logging, dr maddey/mirzan kroni, najeeb-altatunia, NFC cow sharizat, raja rupiah LTAT, najeeb scorpene skandal, PKFZ skandal…. lim guan eng oso tangkap bah….

    tangkap means tangkap semua lor

    dont tangkap pakatan oni ma

    in front of eye like elephant got barisan korupsi

    dont forget

    barisan + pakatan korupsi one shot catch ya!

    ezzie and frens

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  • 83. Adriany Chong Faisal Chong  |  January 14, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan, Abang-abang – kakak-kakak, mari kita semua undi kak Helen…Yeay…Hidup kak Helen, kalau dah menang nanti jangan lupa belanja roti canai+teh tarik. Semalam tu mereka pergi sana, air kosong pun tak dapat, makanan dan minuman percuma untuk ‘ahli kumpulan’ sahaja. Kesian.

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  • 84. Naz  |  January 14, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    All those being said, even God cant stop Global warming and most of the things you mentioned. Especially on women, since PKR is joined venture with PAS. Why make promises you can’t keep?

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    • 85. Helen Ang  |  January 14, 2013 at 4:07 pm

      Making promises one can’t keep is the hallmark of an excellent politician.

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  • 86. Anonymas  |  January 14, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    my sides

    they have split

    Good post, btw. but remember that manifestoes aren’t promises and vice versa

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  • 87. Ezzie  |  January 13, 2013 at 10:58 am

    not seditious la, i work in an IT firm and IT conscious people use proxy servers for safety if ur site got tracker worms…. i use http://www.hidemyass.com….. everyone else wan to use can also use it… just in case anyting happen rite?? anywai thanks for taking my message from spambox…

    so got answer oredi or not? why all hoo hah for a peaceful rally? traders did good business also, malay hug chinese hug indian all harmoni sama sama come and go in malaysian spirit…. why so many blogpost helen? bukak new topic la… about governance isu… corruption… important ma… haiyaaa….

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  • 88. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 11:15 am

    re: “malay hug chinese hug indian all harmoni sama sama come and go in malaysian spirit”

    Your choice of words and idea sounds just like Skooby who used the same proxy server yesterday to comment. But anyway, about important issues of governance and corruption, sure. You can read Joceline Tan today. She touches on the perception issues of Taman Manggis (and Bayan Mutiara) land deals that some people might see as containing element of corruption.

    And she interviewed Lim Boo Chang the MPPP counsilor who quit b’cos of the poor governance by Guan Eng in the bulldozing through of the Spice project using the council budget for RM50 million.

    I also hope fellow bloggers especially those in Perak would continue pursuing the corruption angle in the Ngeh-Nga Kelantan logging land deal.

    That should be enough corruption worms crawling out of the can to satisfy you.

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  • 89. Pakatan Puak Pembohong  |  January 13, 2013 at 11:23 am

    yes I support new issues. how about we start with the environmental degradation caused by excessive real estate development in Penang ? or the water fiasco in Selangor ?

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  • 90. The International Jew  |  January 13, 2013 at 11:25 am

    governance issues ? I would like to talk about real issues, like what’s the contribution of Pakatan to Chinese and Indian vernacular issues ?

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  • 91. Bujal  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    the answer is, this is a democracy country, people can write anything, you like you read, if not go somewhere else. go and read malaysiakini, malaysia digest, which also cover the same event, but in different angle, and you too see it in different angle, so let other also see in different angle, no one stop

    you to believe what you see as ‘hugging means harmony’ activities , and a traders make a good business (what I read only a kebab stall make huge untung), and after all what is so special about it?

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  • 92. Dynastic Arrangement Pact  |  January 13, 2013 at 11:46 am

    are you dreaming ? what are those ? where got environmental degradation in Penang ? without real estate Penang sudah tentu akan lingkup a long time ago in Penang. water fiasco in Selangor ? that’s Syabas’ fault. nothing to do with PKR led Selangor government. you need to go out and see the real world. don’t be influenced by the BN mainstream media. TV3 especially all propaganda machines.

    now does that sound familiar ? if you discuss those issues with Pakatan supporters, those are the responses you’ll hear from them.

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  • 93. anakjamil  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    actually re: water fiasco in Selangor, their reactions would be ‘every day got rain what, night, day, morning & noon.. whaddya mean got no water? It’s pouring everyday, ok! So, must be BN way to sabotage. They all so low-class and shameless that’s why la.

    Some more that MCA guy curang and Rosmah & Najib murder people and don’t forget the cow condo.. so, don’t confuse language with religion ok.. that’s why you can call god in any name, even Abu or Ah Eng or Mr. G cos god knows when you talk to him’ — See, this is their typical reactions: Does it get anything to do with the main issue? No, Nada, Yeelek..It’s just verbal diarrhea one after another with zero connection whatsoever (but to them it made perfect sense..

    If Freud still alive, he himself will need therapy should the pakatoons supporters ever meet up with him).

    to Pakatan Troopers:

    I had a fool’s confidence
    That the world had no boundaries
    But instincts and common sense
    Come in different quantities

    Cyndi Lauper’s Sally’s Pigeon
    _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    If Freud was alive … good one, hahaha — Helen

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  • 94. I.D.A  |  January 13, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    pakatan supporters will blame BN even if they kena sembelit, or their cat & dogs die. they learnt from the bosses.

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  • 95. Ezzie  |  January 13, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    korek korek korek…… korupsi barisan/pakatan dua dua also tangkap lor helen…. barisan one big fish pakatan one small koi…… dua dua catch dont let go big fish first ah helen……

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  • 96. kiasu  |  January 13, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Pakatan where got many big fish yet coz they are not Fed gomen. But even before forming Fed, these few fellas acting and behaving like big fish and big mama already….saying one thing but doing another, accusing others but doing same thing, talking about open tenders but when in power they award selected or nego tenders.

    The problem with pakatan blind supporters is, while they scream about corruption etc etc, against BN, they were damn silent when the pakatan leaders are corrupt too. How to expect a corrupt to clean corruption.

    The fence sitters hate hypocracy. Hypocracy, arrogance, chauvinist….these are aplenty in Pakatan.

    Big fish, small fish…..they aint no different, corrupt is corrupt. If you hold more power, u tend to corrupt more. I mean more opportunity. Ever hear opposition leaders accused of corruption before they are in power? Virtually none. But now, just few states they hold, sudah ada talam gate, mutiara gate, ngeh gate, manggis gate, pedu gate, pala gate…its mounting by the day, and they have not even form the Fed yet.

    Remember what Anas Zubaidy trying to propose? And he got bashed by Pakatan wanabes, that Harris so called Open Parliament blogger.

    Big fish, small fish….when u assure they are different kind of fish, thats where the trouble begins.

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  • 97. kiasu  |  January 13, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    Having said that, I wish to apply for the post of of Director of Election in your party.

    If SPM is minimum requirement, I am more than qualified.

    But I must insist your party provide me with Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet DAP version for every election you conduct.

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  • 98. Helen Ang  |  January 13, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    We prefer UEC qualification, not SPM.

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