Baaaaa …

Haris Ibrahim is back blogging and sorting the sheep from the goats.

He’s looking for a volunteer and says, “The only qualification you will need for this job is that you are honest (that effectively rules out any UMNO / BN supporter or cybertrooper) – see screenshot below.

Bersih mahu mencetuskan Malaysian Spring?

Wong Chin Huat adalah ahli jawatankuasa pemandu Bersih. Beliau juga seorang Fellow di Penang Institute, badan pemikir kerajaan negeri Pulau Pinang yang dipengerusikan oleh Lim Guan Eng (CEOnya Zairil Khir Johari).

Gambar bawah: Chin Huat berdiri di belakang Ambiga, bersebelahan Saifuddin Nasution

Bekas hakim Mahkamah Rayuan yang menyebut tentang ‘backlash’ orang Melayu

Sedutan daripada ucapan bekas hakim Mahkamah Rayuan Datuk Mohd Noor Abdullah tentang ‘Perpaduan Melayu Dari Perspektif Perlembagaan’.

Ucapannya disampaikan di ‘Wacana Kepimpinan Survival Ummah’, anjuran persatuan alumni UiTM dan Gabungan Pelajar Melayu Semenanjung (GPMS) pada 12 Mei 2013, di Menara MARA, Kuala Lumpur.

Agamawan: Video itu besi, BN pasti dosa

‘Rejam, jangan tak rejam’ kalau diikutkan teguran para evangelis DAP suci murni yang menganggap 1Malaysia Kotor sudah hancus.

Raja Petra on the possibility of returning home

Raja Petra Kamarudin wrote yesterday in his column titled ‘The question of cowardice‘,

“The problem is: they [the critics] disparage me for refusing to return to Malaysia.”

“However, if I do return to Malaysia and nothing happens, they will say I have made a deal with Umno.”

“And if I return to Malaysia and I get arrested, they will say that it is merely wayang to stop people from saying I have made a deal with Umno.”

Hannah’s vigilantes to patrol Subang Jaya streets

Before I touch on The Star’s syok sendiri mafia, some Malaysiakini figures for comparison.

Malaysiakini senior executive in digital marketing, Sarimah Samad-Imran, recently informed potential advertisers that the portal had received 1,677,243 unique visitors on the day that Parliament was dissolved (3 April 2013).

Perkasa “rasis dan dibenci oleh bangsa-bangsa lain”, kata Gerakan

“Wira Perkasa membidas kenyataan ahli politik Gerakan Baljit Singh yang melabelkan Perkasa sebagai rasis terbesar Melayu dan rasis dan dibenci oleh bangsa-bangsa lain,” FMT melapor semalam.

“Evangelistas look down on Indians” / On mamak and mualaf too?

By MalayPrincess

That’s what I was trying to deliver in my comment of previous entry about the dress…

Google image search result only showed HY [Hannah Yeoh] wore a Punjabi dress… NO RESULT for SARI… even for Elizabeth Wong, Teresa Kok and Teo Nie Ching. Even if they had wore, the result maybe not in the top 10 pages in Google search.

Ellese proposes a game we can play

But first.

Highlights paraphrased from an article today in FMT:

• Shen Yee Aun, who heads the Malaysian Youth Rights Movement, plans to to take legal action against super cyberbullies identified as members of the Red Bean Army (RBA).
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DAP’s biggest social media network is The Star

Newbie on the blog Annie believes that:

“Backed by the numerous pro-Pakatan news portals and sympathetic publications such as Malaysiakini, Malaysian Insider, Free Malaysia Today, Malaysian Chronicles, Sinar Harian, Malay Mail, the Star etc, these pro-Pakatan bloggers and cybertroopers are indeed a powerful force.”

Lima tahun ‘pembersihan’

Makin cuci makin taksub

Why Hannah Yeoh must undergo surgery

Reproduced below is a portion – ‘Maklumat Ibu/Bapa’ (particulars of the father and mother) – of the National Registration Department birth certificate application form that Malaysian parents must fill.

Jerusubang begitu high class sehinggakan si pencuri pun bawa Merc

“Subang Jaya antara tempat yang punyai rekod kadar jenayah tertinggi”, kata sebuah blog popular.

Adun DAP Subang Jaya juga asyik merengek-rengek tentang kejadian jenayah di kawasannya.

Beg kanak-kanak diedar di surau oleh Adun evangelis

Selain limau diedar di masjid, dan angpow CNY yang dicetak dengan ayat Bible oleh Adun DAP suka berkhutbah di gereja itu.

Sampai berkali-kali Mais dan Jais terpaksa memberi amaran agar tidak berpolitik di masjid tetapi wakil-wakil DAP masih tak endah.

Hannah and her bot-bots

One thing I’ve noticed. Jerusubangites talk just like their mama.

Kempen politik Hannah Yeoh dibiayai orang gereja

Tweet oleh DAP SubangJaya telah mempromosikan sebuah rencana berjudul ‘A Christian woman in Malaysian politics – YB Hannah Yeoh‘ yang disiarkan di portal Malaysia Chronicle (6 Feb 2013).

Hannah Yeoh’s baby: “Insult to the Indian man”

I just read a latest article in the DAP Insider titled ‘DAP Political Strategist says DAP has lost a major segment of Indian votes (Part 1)‘.

The website made the following mention:

“The unkindest cut of all – Hannah Yeoh tried her stunt with the ‘Anak Malaysia’ thing to register her daughter’s birth but ended up choosing to state that her daughter is Chinese instead of Indian. What a great hypocrisy

Cakap saja berlembut tapi bikin ganas

Sebuah tajuk berita utama semalam berbunyi ‘Aktivis alam sekitar ancam bakar loji Lynas jika gagal tutup‘.

Wong Tack, pengerusi Himpunan Hijau telah dipetik sebagai berkata:

“Tiada pilihan lain. Mengapa saya beralih kepada keganasan? Saya sudah beri peluang berunding secara aman.”

Seperti yang diketahui ramai, Himpunan Hijau mempunyai pertalian rapat dengan DAP.

Siakap senohong gelama ikan duri

Tweet oleh DAP SubangJaya (screenshot bawah).

Tweet itu menyebut: “Kalau bendera pun boleh mereka curi, bayangkan apa lagi yang akan mereka curi daripada anda,” kata Hannah Yeoh dalam ceramah mengolah peristiwa kehilangan bendera-bendera DAP yang dipasangnya di Subang Jaya.

Define ‘Umnoputra’ and tell us who they are, please

1. There appears to be no room for the middle ground. Even Parti Sosialis Malaysia (PSM), a potential Third Force flagbearer, had applied last September to become a member of Pakatan.

If you’re not with them, you’re considered a mortal enemy.

“Geng pariah” yang curi bendera DAP Subang Jaya

Screenshot dari laman http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/219938

“The coming GE will see the demise of this pariah gang that has devastated the nation during their intolerably long rule.”

(Updated) Adakah dia ini yang ‘mencuri’ bendera DAP kepunyaan Hannah Yeoh?

Sila ke blog Apple Biru untuk mengetahui siapa.

Hannah Yeoh menggertak: “Stop being dirty!”

Hannah Yeoh akan mengarahkan kakitangannya untuk membuat laporan polis tentang bendera-bendera DAP yang dicuri.

Bendera mahu ditukar!

Bersambung daripada ‘Tiap-tiap hari BN dituduh mencuri‘.

Tunku Aziz beri amaran agar DAP berhenti daripada mengusik Melayu

Kerja politikus kita ialah mengusik. Mereka yang menceburi bidang kerjaya politik sememangnya memiliki bakat menyerlah dalam seni menimbulkan kacau-bilau, kata Tunku Aziz.

Politics of Love: The men behind Joceline and Helen

Fahmi Fadzil is Nurul Izzah’s political secretary. He has a notorious reputation in Twitterjaya.

Patrick Teoh digalakkan bertanding dalam PRU oleh Hannah Yeoh

Video bertajuk ‘Hannah Yeoh: In Selangor, BN are hopeless as government, they are hopeless as opposition too’

0:40 — Kata Hannah Yeoh kepada Patrick Teoh:

“We are very honoured to be in your presence today and I think you will make a brilliant politician. I’ve said many times to you on Twitter, I think you should consider running for a seat in the coming election.”

Hannah Banana

Hannah Yeoh tweeted the photo below of flowers that were given to her by her friends Mr and Mrs Wong.

The greeting card, attached to the bouquet, is addressed to “Hannah Banana Yeoh” (double click picture to magnify and read the felicitation).

Aktivis Taman Kaya bergiat di Jerusubang

Calvin Sankaran telah mengarang sepucuk surat yang disiarkan di FMT semalam.

Kes membuli oleh samseng DAP, warga emas akhirnya di’usir’

Oleh Mat Saman Kati — 28 Dis 2012

(MSK ialah pengarang Media Perak)

“Dalam bulan Jun yang lalu, Team Mediaperak telah dikepung dan dikasari oleh samseng DAP Taman Kaya yang diketuai oleh Lee Chee Seng dan isterinya, Irene Yow.

“Kami cuba mendapatkan kerjasama pemimpin DAP Perak, terutamanya Ngeh Koo Ham dan Nga Kor Ming untuk menyelesaikan perkara tersebut, tapi malangnya, Ngeh bukan saja buat tak tau, malah Nga Kor Ming memaki hamun kami.

Selangor Darul Sarap: Nah, di sini lah letaknya Sampah Sentral

Regim Khalid Ibrahim tidak menjaga kebersihan Selangor.

Perasan tahap gaban nih

Terjawab udah! Tahu lah kita sekarang kenapa The Star yang bipolar itu begitu menaruh minat terhadap Hannah Yeoh. Rupa-rupanya kedua-dua mereka kembar seiras. Bipolar.

Andaikata PAS berbaik-baik dengan Umno

Lim Kit Siang dalam kenyataan akhbarnya berkata terdapat 35 orang Ahli Parlimen yang beragama Kristian.

Dewan Rakyat kita mempunyai 222 buah kerusi. Kalau 35 orang, maka ini bermakna 15.8 peratus daripada MP kita adalah Kristian walhal jumlah penduduk negara yang beragama Kristian “hanya 9 peratus”.

Already Christmas mood! October uber Anglophilia

What you (my dear readers) see in this blog, which may take you only 5 minutes to skim through, can sometimes take me hours to research or prepare — like the data tables or information for which I need to verify and refer citations to link.

I just spent a one-and-half hours Googling for a nugget of info which at the end of it all I’m not able to locate. How frustrating.

Hannah Yeoh: Oooo, begitu hipokrit gomen BN, geramnya!!!

Tweet-tweet Hannah Yeoh (bawah) ditweet semula oleh Media Selangorku, portal rasmi kerajaan negeri Selangor.

Bancuh nipis-nipis, sabotaj kaw-kaw

Bernama mengaku bahawa gambarnya yang dirakam sewaktu Najib Razak hadir untuk membuka mesyuarat Umno Pekan telah dibega (doctored).

Siasatan lanjut sedang dijalankan untuk menentukan motif individu terbabit dan sama ada wujud unsur sabotaj, kata ketua pengarang Bernama Yong Soo Heong dalam sebuah kenyataan semalam.

Bertambah-tambah Kristian jadinya DAP

Kedua-dua orang rekrut “cemerlang, gemilang, terbilang” DAP yang hangat diuar-uarkan adalah Kristian.

Penyertaan Ong Kian Ming dan Yeo Bee Yin diumumkan melalui sidang akhbar oleh Kim Guan Eng dan Tony Pua dua hari lepas.

Mereka diberikan laluan fast track

DAP SuperCyber Bully

Hannah Yeoh dan geng Yeopies (lihat screenshot bawah) mendapat bantuan daripada laskar-laskar baru.

Pejuang agama Tokong Tanjung berperang dengan bala tentera iblis

Pemuja-pemuja kultus (cult) Tokong berniat mem’BERSIH’kan tanahair kita ini dengan usaha mengusir keluar syaitan.

Para pengikut kultus Tokong yakin diri mereka malaikat. Mereka juga percaya bahawa dalam seketika lagi musuh mereka – iaitu dajjal yang durjana – akan kiamat.

Raja Petra says Rosmah is the problem but what’s his game plan?

‘The problem is you, Rosmah’, says Raja Petra Kamarudin in his Malaysia Today column yesterday.

Orang cakap badminton, YB ini bayangkan dirinya bagus

Segenap pelosok blogosfera Malaysia menampakkan reaksi kepada siri tweet yang dikeluarkan oleh YB Manoharan Malayalam tentang peristiwa kecundangnya Lee Chong Wei di perlawanan akhir badminton Olympik malam tadi.

Para blogger otai (senarai mereka yang kritikal terhadap pihak pembangkang) rata-rata berpendapat bahawa

Adakah Jais, Mais akan menguatkuasa titah larangan sultan?

Sehari sebelum umat Islam berpuasa, perdana menteri Najib Razak meminta supaya masjid tidak digunakan untuk menabur kebencian, lapor Berita Harian dalam rencana bertajuk ‘Usah guna masjid untuk sebar fitnah’.

PM berkata kesucian masjid tidak harus dicemari semata-mata mahu mendapat keuntungan kerana masjid bukan gelanggang mencari pengaruh.

Elok Jais, Mais segera pantau kultus (cult)

Ekoran kejadian mengamok Khalil Afandi di Putrajaya Isnin lepas, The Star membentangkan sebuah laporan khas hari ini tentang perkembangan kultus.

How Penang created the Rainbow Making Machine

Today is the second round of the Chua Soi Lek-Kim Guan Eng debate on the topic, ‘DAP & MCA: Whose policies benefit the country more?’

Link between City Harvest Church and DUMC’s Dream Center

The City Harvest Church (CHC Singapore) congregation would dance in a trance and flick their tongues in and out like monitor lizards, making strange animal-like noises (see TR Emeritus article below)

Meanwhile, the following photos are said to be of a concert held in the Damansara Utama Methodist Church’s (DUMC) Dream Center in November 2007 where the City Harvest Church Malaysia gave a dance performance.

Political ‘genius’ 101 for Monyet King

Are women or men better cooks?

It is not a frivolous question. It follows on from the preceding posting, Men are geniuses because … they don’t have to do housework.

Geran Selangorku RM300j: Siapa cepat dia dapat

1. Geran Selangorku mengagihkan peruntukan RM300 juta bagi projek-projek infrastruktur. Kawasan Sri Muda menerima kelulusan terbanyak dengan 31 projek, diikuti Meru (20 projek) dan Telok Datok (13).

Sri Muda ialah kerusi Dewan Undangan Negeri PKR sementara Meru ialah DUN PAS dan Telok Datok, DAP.

Adakah kawasan-kawasan DUN Umno dan MCA dianak-tirikan oleh Geran Selangorku?

Dear Leader appoints a successor

Lil’ Kim looks at things.

Game of ping-pong, enjoy!

‘Have we learnt nothing from the Bota fiasco?’ thundered Haris Ibrahim today.

Aiyah… Why lah, this Haris scolding people “How soon we forget!” when it is he himself who has a short memory.

Ha-ha-ha, Haris harus jawab

Azmin Ali sebagai Menteri Dalam Negeri? Sila rujuk rencana FMT oleh Selena Tay bertajuk ‘Pakatan’s shadow cabinet list’.