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Heh-heh, look what’s cookin’.
“Team with Umno to take S’gor”
All songkok and tudung – below – is what the ruling coalition in Selangor could look like if PKR remains dead set on removing Khalid Ibrahim from his Menteri Besar chair.
It appears that incumbent MB Khalid has the Islamist party’s support given the recent statements by PAS president Hadi Awang, PAS living legend Nik Aziz, Menteri Besar colleague Ahmad Yakob (Kelantan MB), PAS Selangor commissioner Iskandar Samad, PAS Dewan Ulama, PAS Pemuda Selangor and the PAS Selangor Aduns.
BELOW: Khalid Ibrahim + Selangor Aduns (Umno + PAS)
Khalid’s 28 votes to Wan Azizah’s 27
Suppose the ‘Kajang move’ kicks into the next gear. One option then would be for Khalid to declare himself an independent. Either that or he could even be peremptorily sacked by his party, in the event of which Umno will, and PAS conceivably might, step up to offer their backing.
Khalid together with the Umno and PAS Aduns will command 28 seats whereas DAP and PKR will have 28 seats too but only 27 votes because the Speaker (Adun DAP Subang Jaya) cannot cast her vote to move a motion of No Confidence against the sitting MB.
A realignment in the Selangor legislature will make the Khalid-Umno-PAS side all Malay while the PKR-DAP side remains a multiracial line-up.
There are no Chinese or Indian Wakil Rakyat representing BN in the Selangor state assembly. Every single one of the MCA, MIC, PPP and Gerakan DUN candidates were totally wiped out by the DAP during the last general election.
Precedent for ethnically imbalanced govt in multiracial state
There is a current example for this sort of potentially lopsided state government which is skewed in its racial balance — Perak.
At present, BN rules Perak with 31 state seats to Pakatan’s 28. Umno holds 30 out of the 31 BN seats while MCA has one seat and the MIC, PPP and Gerakan none.
BN has been ruling Perak since 2009 through a state government comprising all Malay Aduns with the sole exception of MCA’s Yang Berhormat Chenderiang. Despite the exclusion of Chinese and Indian BN reps in the Perak DUN, life goes on.
Below are the Perak excos who were sworn in after GE13 (May 2013).
DAP’s Raya present for S’gor Chinese
Now why do I say that the Raya present for Chinese in Selangor is thanks to the DAP?
Well, because relentless attacks on the Malay self-identity by the Christian-dominated party has served to demonize our country’s sense and nature of Malayness. DAP and their Dapsters are constantly on a rampage to portray any kind of Malay consciousness as something inherently wicked.
In the DAP universe, “Malay” is racist is extremist is bigot. The DAP killer question – “Are you Malaysian First or Malay First?” – is at lobbed at every turn.
Heaven forbid if you dare to answer “Malay First”. Do that and the DAP will mercilessly blast you to hell for all eternity because in their colour blind eyes … if you’re Malay, you’re racist!
Kit Siang, why don’t you ask: “Anwar, are you ‘Muslim 1st, M’sian 2nd?”
To avert the DAP pox upon the hapless Malay First individual and the plague of locusts swarming him, even the most liberal, secular-minded, Western-oriented Malay has learned to respond that he is Muslim First.
The DAP cannot possibly fault the Malay fella who replies that he is Muslim First.
After all, their own ruling clique – – Khalifah ‘Umar’ Lim Abdul Aziz, Hannah ‘Tudung’ Yeoh, Ong Kian Ming si tukang masak bubur lambuk aka Jaguh #Sahur, Cik Kurma Liow (see poster), Puan Tazkirah Teo (photos below) and the rest of the Evangelista Gang – are portraying themselves too as Muslim First in solidarity.
YB Cik Kurma Liow, DAP Adun for Johor Jaya
DAP: Malay unity is wicked
“Hidup Melayu” is racist – ini adalah hukum alam DAP.
Therefore calling for Malay unity, according to the DAP Christian creed, is something racist and wicked. Calling for Muslim unity, on the other hand, is alright.
The DAP will not dare to label the ummah who unite under the banner of Islam as racist, extremist, bigoted, evil and wicked.
Hence Malay unity is haram ikut hukum DAP but Muslim unity is perfectly fine.
YB Puan Tazkirah Teo, Ahli Parlimen Kulai
Daulah Islamiyah or evangelista hub? You choose
The thrust of the DAP’s political maneuverings has in fact prepared the ground and beaten the path for Umno and PAS to again reunite in the name of Islam. (In the mid-1970s, both were briefly in the BN coalition ruling the East Coast.)
Cosmopolitan Selangor can be the pilot study for carrying out the concept of Daulah Islamiyah.
In March 2008 immediately after the GE12 results were known, Umno approached PAS to form a unity government in Perak but the latter chose to stick with Pakatan on being promised the MB post which went to Nizar Jamaluddin.
So we know that discussions for an Umno-PAS unity government have happened before in Perak 6½ years ago. And they are being held once more.
“Take Subang for Jesus”
Evangelistas are piping the Christian tune in the DAP.
Above is a screenshot from the Facebook of the Damansara Utama Methodist Church (DUMC) with the message, “How do we win our city for Jesus?“
Another rallying cry by the Christian Fellowship is “Rise up it’s time to take Subang for Jesus!” — see screenshot of the Subang Rally website below.
BELOW: The Christian call to “Change” … for every action there will be an equal and opposite reaction
Subang — Malaysia’s evangelista capital
If the Christians can be so hellbent on taking Subang and KL for Jesus, what makes them think that the besieged Muslims won’t feel equally adamant about stopping them?
The Islamic authorities of Selangor have been asserting themselves of late, can’t you see? JAIS refuses to return the ‘Allah’ Bibles they seized. MAIS is staunchly backing JAIS on this matter. The Sultan in his titah has firmly backed MAIS for the council to carry out its duties and at the same time chastizing Khalid ‘Gereja’.
The Court of Appeal has backed the Islamic agencies in the ‘Allah’ issue. The Federal Court has backed the judgment of the appellate court by denying The Herald and the Church leave to appeal the ‘Allah’ case.
Muslims are uniting. Isma and her fellow Islamic NGOs are rising.
Sultan is defender of the faith
In light of what is happening, what makes the Chinese think that the potential hook-up between PAS and Umno will not be welcomed by many Malays who feel themselves under siege by the DAP evangelistas?
Some Chinese are fiercely vocal but not necessarily registered to vote in our state and at the end of the day, they don’t have any say, their loud political opinions notwithstanding.
Those noisy Dapsters are not loyal subjects of HRH. A lot of them are KL-ites or Penangites and many more not Selangor-born even if they might be residing here. Meanwhile, the sultan as state sovereign will do what he believes is best in his wisdom and for anak jati Selangor.
The Sultan has a lot if not the final say.
Chinese granted DAP Christians “rights of leadership”
Should PAS and Umno successfully unite to take back Selangor, the Chinese Buddhists, Taoists and atheists must remember to thank the Chinese Christians for their pivotal role in making it happen.
After all, the Christians are famously “ONLY NINE PERCENT” of the population in Malaysia and even a lesser percentage in the peninsula. They alone could not have freaked out the Malays through their own 9% weighted effort.
Close to 90 percent of the Chinese are DAP supporters, and a sizable number fanatical followers. It has been a collective ‘crusading’ effort under the banner of the DAP.
The Christian Federation of Malaysia had in the run-up to GE13 circulated to the church congregations a letter signed by the then CFM president Bishop Ng Moon Hing which said, “Christians have not only been granted rights of leadership but also the responsibility of stewardship (of the Earth)”.
Chinese voters almost unanimously elected the DAP Christians as their political leaders. The Chinese community will reap what they have sown.
The American Declaration of Independence was proclaimed in 1776 by 13 colonies – Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Rhode Island, Virginia – to dissolve their political connection with the British Crown.
And thus the USA was born on the Fourth of July.
Yesterday there was the brouhaha of Negaraku, supposedly a “people’s movement” launched to reclaim the nation … FOR … Ambiga and her following … FROM … Isma and its cohort.
Reported in the Rakyat Times – a news portal linked to Haris Ibrahim – Negaraku is described as a movement “focused on the formation of Bangsa Malaysia – a move away from the current ethnocentric and race-based politics of of the day”.
Negaraku is a “people’s movement to reclaim our nation” that was launched yesterday.
The coalition of NGOs have named themselves after our national anthem. Even the name of our lagu kebangsaan also they want to grab and cause confusion to the public.
Since they call themselves the “people’s movement”, let’s see who these people are. (more…)
If you were the boss, you’d know what work requires to be done in your company. Someone has to do the job. As the boss, you hire personnel to fill vacancies, and their qualifications must match your organization’s needs.
Eddy Daud: “TalentCorp is a dumb idea from day 1″ (more…)
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” — Winston Churchill
So what does it mean when Isma has managed to collect so many enemies in such a short span of time? (more…)
Latest updates on top:
I’m posting this to annoy the haters.
The man will be 90 next year (remember that).
I think it’s sporting of him to make a funny face for the selfie. (more…)
RM1.85 bilion — nilai hasil keseluruhan negeri Selangor bagi 2014 (unjuran)
RM2.71 bilion — nilai simpanan Selangor dalam bentuk kumpulan wang disatukan (tunai & pelaburan)
Raja Petra Kamarudin‘s column ‘The Rubicon has been crossed‘ (Malaysia Today, 12 Jan 2014)
Excerpts from RPK’s article (in bullet points):
On the ‘Allah’ fight (more…)
Below are the police at work controlling demonstrators on New Year’s eve 2014.
The Malay officers are being squashed from front and back by Malay protestors. (more…)
Syarikat Google telah mengumpulkan kata-kata carian yang paling popular di kalangan pelayar Web seluruh dunia dalam tahun 2013.
Di bawah ialah senarai hasil carian pada penghujung bulan September, mengikut lokasi kota.
I like the following description of the Tun:
“Faced with disaster [during the Asian Financial Crisis], Mahathir relied on the clarity and flexibility of true desperation. He had no orthodoxy to defend, only interests to protect. He had no theories to prove, only a project to preserve.” (more…)
Peletakan jawatan Dr M ada kena-mengena dengan rungutan oleh Majlis Tindakan Ekonomi Melayu (MTEM) gak?
Ataupun ia membuka tirai kepada satu lembaran baru … jeng jeng jeng. (more…)
Kerana orang Cina rajin sakan, gigih dan penuh ikhtiar.
Wanita muda berbaju kurung dalam gambar ialah Wong Shu Qi, Adun DAP Senai. Beliau sendiri telah turun padang untuk mendaftar pengundi baru.
Shu Qi membuka kaunter di kaki lima dengan hanya berbekalkan dua meja plastik dan beberapa buah kerusi jenis yang digunakan di warong ataupun kopitiam. (more…)
By Zaid Ibrahim
Media reports attributed these remarks to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak, which he made during an interview on CNN with Christiane Amanpour: “We are not racist at all” and that “the majority of the people must not be marginalised.”
Spot the bird
Ubah mascot in the J-Star page below (more…)
The Malay Mail reported recently on July 27 an allegation made by businessman Vincent Ng that he had once helped the MCA leadership conjure up “tens of thousands of phantom members” for the party.
The newspaper article, headlined ‘Phantom members rolled out for MCA-rigged polls, says businessman‘, claimed that the validity of the party’s registry is in doubt should allegations about the existence of these members – purportedly enrolled without their knowledge – prove to be true.
Dalam rencananya bertajuk ‘Sikap ultra kiasu isu makan di bilik persalinan‘ (Berita Harian, 29 Julai 2013), Prof Madya Ridhuan Tee menulis:
“Saya selalu menginap di hotel. Adalah perkara biasa di bilik persalinan diletakkan sinki untuk sesiapa saja makan dan minum di situ. Lebih teruk lagi bilik persalinan tidak diasing dengan tandas. Tandas berada bersama bilik persalinan. Adakah salah? Adakah tidak ada bau tandas? Kenapa tidak diprotes semua hotel yang berbuat demikian?” [...]
and popular phrases always used in our political domain that irritate you the most?
Good governance? Accountability? ??? (more…)
Most of us ignored the fact that Sekolah Kebangsaan can also be categorized as Vernacular School too. Too many Muslim proselytisation act were implemented. And most of the non-Malay will feel uncomfortable because of this.
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Sudah menjadi lumrah bahasa kebangsaan dipandang sepi oleh parti komponen Cina BN tersebut.
Pesanan di laman MCA (screenshot bawah) seperti lazimnya tidak disampaikan dalam bahasa Melayu.
Some of you claim that it’s hypocritical for the minority race parties to want to merge with Umno and make the BN ‘satu aliran’ (one stream) as long as the education system still remains segregated.
A little less than a fortnight ago (Feb 25), I had commented:
“I like the pro-BN bloggers more ‘cos they have a sense of humour. (more…)
Ingat, “manifesto itu bukan janji”, pesan Khalid Ibrahim. (more…)
The complainant is Dr Lim Mah Hui who is also a member of board of directors of Penang Institute … yeah, that infamous think-tank chaired by Lim Guan Eng who appointed Zairil its CEO who made the 11th hour offer to Tunku Aziz who said it was a bribe and on which the MACC received a report from Parti Cinta Malaysia alleging that the institute engages in bribery.
A draft copy was accidentally published.
Some 100 or more readers have already read it. Duh (at myself.)
But anyway, I’ve withdrawn it since those of you who have taken a look would have realised that it was just a collection of skeletal notes.
I’ll put up the proper piece in a short while.
Here it is, please go to ‘Election 2013: Race contestation at its sharpest / review 1955-69′
(1) Blame Umno
Admitting that the failure to elect Malay candidates is “a setback to the DAP cause to represent all Malaysians”, Lim Kit Siang gave the following excuse.
“It has always been an uphill task for the DAP to reach out to the Malays, with the Umno and its mainstream media carrying out a sustained campaign to poison the minds of the Malays and demonise the DAP as anti-Malay and anti-Islam.”
Source: LKS press statement (17 Dec 2012)
So you see, the Malays failed to do well in the DAP election because the party has been unable to reach out to the Malays to persuade them to become DAP members who can vote their own Malay delegates who get to vote for the 20-member CEC.
It is all Umno’s fault (more…)
By Mat Rempit Hubris
- I would like to draw the reader’s attention to a critical factual error contained in an article written by lawyer Art Harun titled ‘Secular or Non-Secular? What history tells us’ which appeared both in his blog and also in The Malaysian Insider.
- In that article Art fatally misrepresented the Reid Commission — the drafters of the Merdeka Constitution. (more…)
Dalam posting saya sebelum ini, ‘KFC punch: What’s the real temperature of babi?‘, seorang pembaca ‘BenG’ telah menulis:
Ada suara-suara dalam PAS, PKR dan DAP yang mengatakan belanjawan kerajaan 2011 adalah ‘copycat’ – meniru cadangan-cadangan yang disyorkan Pakatan. (more…)
Screenshot di bawah ialah rencana kelmarin dalam The Malaysian Insider (TMI, portal yang Senator Ezam Mohd Noor pernah ugut hendak “bakar”).