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Khalid Ibrahim’s ace up his sleeve

Article 55 (1) of the Selangor constitution appears to give the Menteri Besar – who heads the state exco – some room to maneuver as to whom he may appoint to provide counsel to the ruler.

It looks like Khalid even can set up a special advisory committee (“body of persons”) in the interim to act under his authority to presently advise the Sultan.


August 14, 2014 at 7:31 pm 41 comments

Khalid can keep his job according to Selangor constitution

My thanks to a commenter @ 2014/08/11 at 5:09 pm for his leads on why Khalid Ibrahim’s position can be supported by the Selangor constitution.

Article 53(2)(b) of the Selangor constitution

Khalid’s state government needs only to have a minimum four excos.

As long as the PAS Aduns stay put, Khalid’s state government remains legit in law.

See below


August 11, 2014 at 5:49 pm 40 comments

Click here those who support Khalid



August 11, 2014 at 3:34 pm 7 comments

Exco who can’t work with me should quit, says Khalid

UPDATE (5.55pm): Khalid can keep his job according to Selangor constitution

Today’s headline news – Khalid says Sultan says he stays

“if any of his Pakatan Rakyat exco members cannot work with an Independent menteri besar, they may exit the government” –

So what will the DAP 3 Amigos – Teng Chang Khim, Ean Yong and Ganapathi Rao – do now?

And of course, DAP’s Madame $peaker too. (more…)

August 11, 2014 at 3:09 pm 68 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Khalid says Sultan says he stays

UPDATE (5.52pm): Khalid can keep his job according to Selangor constitution


August 11, 2014 at 2:39 pm 12 comments

7 signals that Malay-Muslim unity government is likely in S’gor

The idea of an Umno-PAS unity government is nothing new. It was seriously negotiated last time when Hassan Ali was the Selangor PAS commissioner. And in Perak too in 2008.

Below are seven signals why this time, the negotiation is far more serious and likely to succeed. (more…)

August 9, 2014 at 12:23 am 71 comments

Rise up and take back S’gor for the ummah

Heh-heh, look what’s cookin’. (more…)

July 29, 2014 at 12:40 am 42 comments

Palestinians and Israel

The American Declaration of Independence was proclaimed in 1776 by 13 colonies – Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Rhode Island, Virginia – to dissolve their political connection with the British Crown.

And thus the USA was born on the Fourth of July.


July 14, 2014 at 12:33 am 121 comments

Tun might want to reclaim his “Bangsa Malaysia” from Haris & the horse thieves

Yesterday there was the brouhaha of Negaraku, supposedly a “people’s movement” launched to reclaim the nation … FOR … Ambiga and her following … FROMIsma and its cohort.

Reported in the Rakyat Times – a news portal linked to Haris Ibrahim – Negaraku is described as a movement “focused on the formation of Bangsa Malaysia – a move away from the current ethnocentric and race-based politics of of the day”.


July 11, 2014 at 2:57 pm 39 comments

Negaraku majority Chinese

Negaraku is a “people’s movement to reclaim our nation” that was launched yesterday.

The coalition of NGOs have named themselves after our national anthem. Even the name of our lagu kebangsaan also they want to grab and cause confusion to the public.

Since they call themselves the “people’s movement”, let’s see who these people are. (more…)

July 11, 2014 at 7:19 am 43 comments

We take it TalentCorp enjoyed their European grand tour

If you were the boss, you’d know what work requires to be done in your company. Someone has to do the job. As the boss, you hire personnel to fill vacancies, and their qualifications must match your organization’s needs.


July 8, 2014 at 5:19 pm 21 comments

Did anyone say Soup Kitchen?

Eddy Daud: “TalentCorp is a dumb idea from day 1″ (more…)

July 6, 2014 at 4:46 pm 67 comments

The next time you think majority-minority numbers

Oct 2011: Israel agreed to release 1,027 Palestinian prisoners (full name list below) in exchange for one kidnapped Israeli soldier -Gilad Shalit (more…)

July 1, 2014 at 9:42 pm 26 comments

“Grotesquely pussy-whipped” by control freak wife

“Beckham has been grotesquely, massively, pussy-whipped by his talentless, ambition-hound of a wife”- Julie Burchill, The Guardian columnist (more…)

June 30, 2014 at 1:22 pm 7 comments

Najib macam Nabi Noh

“Perlu faham bahawa bahtera Najib cukup besar untuk menampung pelbagai binatang agar semua binatang-binatang boleh terus hidup dan membiak selepas banjir reda,” ikut bicara Husin Lempoyang. (more…)

June 28, 2014 at 1:19 pm 20 comments

Golly, Isma has more enemies than Umno

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” — Winston Churchill

So what does it mean when Isma has managed to collect so many enemies in such a short span of time? (more…)

June 14, 2014 at 12:59 am 10 comments



May 31, 2014 at 8:22 pm 137 comments

Thomas Cup live now — open thread (updates)

Latest updates on top:

KJ photobomb



May 25, 2014 at 6:44 pm 82 comments

Here’s Tun looking at you kids

I’m posting this to annoy the haters.

The man will be 90 next year (remember that).

I think it’s sporting of him to make a funny face for the selfie. (more…)

March 22, 2014 at 12:21 am 23 comments

Projek mega Selangor bermula di Kajang

RM1.85 bilion — nilai hasil keseluruhan negeri Selangor bagi 2014 (unjuran)

RM2.71 bilion — nilai simpanan Selangor dalam bentuk kumpulan wang disatukan (tunai & pelaburan)

. (more…)

January 28, 2014 at 1:50 pm 17 comments

Rosmah can cook

I like to eat kangkung, says Najib’ @ (more…)

January 17, 2014 at 6:07 pm 5 comments

Raja Petra: Umno will kill or be killed

Raja Petra Kamarudin‘s column ‘The Rubicon has been crossed‘ (Malaysia Today, 12 Jan 2014)

Excerpts from RPK’s article (in bullet points):

On the ‘Allah’ fight (more…)

January 12, 2014 at 10:12 pm 38 comments

New Year Resolution



January 8, 2014 at 2:32 am 56 comments

Pemandu are young hotshot drivers of flashy cars

Below are the police at work controlling demonstrators on New Year’s eve 2014.

The Malay officers are being squashed from front and back by Malay protestors. (more…)

January 2, 2014 at 9:56 am 36 comments

Kuat semangat judi: Ni bukan saya yang cakap tapi Google yang dedah

Syarikat Google telah mengumpulkan kata-kata carian yang paling popular di kalangan pelayar Web seluruh dunia dalam tahun 2013.

Di bawah ialah senarai hasil carian pada penghujung bulan September, mengikut lokasi kota.


December 19, 2013 at 12:01 pm 27 comments

And let the fun begin

I like the following description of the Tun:

“Faced with disaster [during the Asian Financial Crisis], Mahathir relied on the clarity and flexibility of true desperation. He had no orthodoxy to defend, only interests to protect. He had no theories to prove, only a project to preserve.” (more…)

December 5, 2013 at 12:01 am 18 comments

Di sebalik peletakan jawatan Tun sebagai penasihat Petronas

Peletakan jawatan Dr M ada kena-mengena dengan rungutan oleh Majlis Tindakan Ekonomi Melayu (MTEM) gak?

Ataupun ia membuka tirai kepada satu lembaran baru … jeng jeng jeng. (more…)

December 2, 2013 at 1:38 pm 3 comments

Sebabnya DAP boleh mencabar dan menggugat Umno

Kerana orang Cina rajin sakan, gigih dan penuh ikhtiar.

Wanita muda berbaju kurung dalam gambar ialah Wong Shu Qi, Adun DAP Senai. Beliau sendiri telah turun padang untuk mendaftar pengundi baru.

Shu Qi membuka kaunter di kaki lima dengan hanya berbekalkan dua meja plastik dan beberapa buah kerusi jenis yang digunakan di warong ataupun kopitiam. (more…)

November 9, 2013 at 11:10 am 38 comments

Zaid’s suggestions to the Najib advisors

“We are not racist”

By Zaid

Media reports attributed these remarks to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak, which he made during an interview on CNN with Christiane Amanpour: “We are not racist at all” and that “the majority of the people must not be marginalised.”


November 5, 2013 at 3:37 pm 35 comments

So which one is Big Bird?

Spot the bird

Ubah mascot in the J-Star page below (more…)

November 3, 2013 at 6:42 pm 8 comments

Is MCA still a legal society?

The Malay Mail reported recently on July 27 an allegation made by businessman Vincent Ng that he had once helped the MCA leadership conjure up “tens of thousands of phantom members” for the party.

The newspaper article, headlined ‘Phantom members rolled out for MCA-rigged polls, says businessman‘, claimed that the validity of the party’s registry is in doubt should allegations about the existence of these members – purportedly enrolled without their knowledge – prove to be true.


August 19, 2013 at 6:57 pm 14 comments

Mutakhir: Adab makan ultra kiasu di hotel / Siapa arkitek Seri Pristana?

Dalam rencananya bertajuk ‘Sikap ultra kiasu isu makan di bilik persalinan‘ (Berita Harian, 29 Julai 2013), Prof Madya Ridhuan Tee menulis:

“Saya selalu menginap di hotel. Adalah perkara biasa di bilik persalinan diletakkan sinki untuk sesiapa saja makan dan minum di situ. Lebih teruk lagi bilik persalinan tidak diasing dengan tandas. Tandas berada bersama bilik persalinan. Adakah salah? Adakah tidak ada bau tandas? Kenapa tidak diprotes semua hotel yang berbuat demikian?” [...]

“Apabila sekolah melakukannya buat sementara, bagai hendak kiamat Malaysia.”


July 30, 2013 at 10:57 pm 286 comments

What are the buzz words

and popular phrases always used in our political domain that irritate you the most?

Good governance? Accountability? ??? (more…)

June 28, 2013 at 5:55 pm 54 comments

Melayu vs Cina fighting in kebangsaan school

By Adrians

Most of us ignored the fact that Sekolah Kebangsaan can also be categorized as Vernacular School too. Too many Muslim proselytisation act were implemented. And most of the non-Malay will feel uncomfortable because of this.


June 13, 2013 at 9:55 am 51 comments


Gambar yang mana tak betul di bawah?


Bagi yang masih belum mengetahui jawapannya, sila klik SINI.

June 11, 2013 at 10:38 pm 12 comments

MCA minta maklum balas bagi usaha baikpulih

Sudah menjadi lumrah bahasa kebangsaan dipandang sepi oleh parti komponen Cina BN tersebut.

Pesanan di laman MCA (screenshot bawah) seperti lazimnya tidak disampaikan dalam bahasa Melayu.


June 6, 2013 at 7:57 pm 18 comments

You all reject 1Umno but demand 1School. Why?

Some of you claim that it’s hypocritical for the minority race parties to want to merge with Umno and make the BN ‘satu aliran’ (one stream) as long as the education system still remains segregated.


June 5, 2013 at 7:39 pm 119 comments

Garang is good

A little less than a fortnight ago (Feb 25), I had commented:

“I like the pro-BN bloggers more ‘cos they have a sense of humour. (more…)

March 7, 2013 at 11:38 am 13 comments

Manyfatso tapi Anwar perut dah tak buncit dah

Ingat, “manifesto itu bukan janji”, pesan Khalid Ibrahim. (more…)

March 1, 2013 at 3:26 pm 16 comments


The complainant is Dr Lim Mah Hui who is also a member of board of directors of Penang Institute … yeah, that infamous think-tank chaired by Lim Guan Eng who appointed Zairil its CEO who made the 11th hour offer to Tunku Aziz who said it was a bribe and on which the MACC received a report from Parti Cinta Malaysia alleging that the institute engages in bribery.


February 24, 2013 at 5:12 am 19 comments



A draft copy was accidentally published.

Some 100 or more readers have already read it. Duh (at myself.)

But anyway, I’ve withdrawn it since those of you who have taken a look would have realised that it was just a collection of skeletal notes.

I’ll put up the proper piece in a short while.

Update (7.10pm):

Here it is, please go to ‘Election 2013: Race contestation at its sharpest / review 1955-69′

February 2, 2013 at 6:19 pm Leave a comment

Thanks a million

Your 2012 year in blogging 2013-01-01 10-28-27 map

Click on map to see country count stats Helper Monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. (more…)

January 1, 2013 at 2:43 am 29 comments

Kit Siang: It is Umno’s fault no Malays elected to DAP CEC

(1) Blame Umno

Admitting that the failure to elect Malay candidates is “a setback to the DAP cause to represent all Malaysians”, Lim Kit Siang gave the following excuse.

“It has always been an uphill task for the DAP to reach out to the Malays, with the Umno and its mainstream media carrying out a sustained campaign to poison the minds of the Malays and demonise the DAP as anti-Malay and anti-Islam.”

Source: LKS press statement (17 Dec 2012)

So you see, the Malays failed to do well in the DAP election because the party has been unable to reach out to the Malays to persuade them to become DAP members who can vote their own Malay delegates who get to vote for the 20-member CEC.

It is all Umno’s fault (more…)

December 18, 2012 at 10:44 pm 66 comments

Secular or non-secular: How Art Harun got it wrong on the Reid Commission

By Mat Rempit Hubris

  1. I would like to draw the reader’s attention to a critical factual error contained in an article written by lawyer Art Harun titled ‘Secular or Non-Secular? What history tells us’ which appeared both in his blog and also in The Malaysian Insider.
  1. In that article Art fatally misrepresented the Reid Commission — the drafters of the Merdeka Constitution. (more…)

November 30, 2012 at 7:25 pm 42 comments

Babi belaan selebriti dan ‘pig nose’ Cina

Dalam posting saya sebelum ini, ‘KFC punch: What’s the real temperature of babi?‘, seorang pembaca ‘BenG’ telah menulis:

February 12, 2012 at 8:22 am 14 comments

Bagai pinang dibelah tiga

Ada suara-suara dalam PAS, PKR dan DAP yang mengatakan belanjawan kerajaan 2011 adalah ‘copycat’ – meniru cadangan-cadangan yang disyorkan Pakatan. (more…)

October 12, 2011 at 2:10 am 3 comments

Anwar supersonik

Screenshot di bawah ialah rencana kelmarin dalam The Malaysian Insider (TMI, portal yang Senator Ezam Mohd Noor pernah ugut hendak “bakar”).


October 8, 2011 at 12:42 am 6 comments

Kaitan bola sepak dengan frying pan

Bola sepak dibentuk dengan polygon lima dan enam bucu. Begitulah caranya ia dibuat sejak turun-temurun lagi. Mustahil bahawa sesebuah bola itu boleh dijahit bulat mengikut corak lain.

Untuk sekian lama juga, umum tidak mempercayai bahawa kristal boleh wujud jika ia tidak mengikut corak symmetrical (setangkup) yang berulang-ulang. (more…)

October 6, 2011 at 2:54 pm 3 comments

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