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Rise up and take back S’gor for the ummah

Heh-heh, look what’s cookin’.

malaysiakini_ Leaked PAS message

“Team with Umno to take S’gor”

All songkok and tudung – below – is what the ruling coalition in Selangor could look like if PKR remains dead set on removing Khalid Ibrahim from his Menteri Besar chair.

It appears that incumbent MB Khalid has the Islamist party’s support given the recent statements by PAS president Hadi Awang, PAS living legend Nik Aziz, Menteri Besar colleague Ahmad Yakob (Kelantan MB), PAS Selangor commissioner Iskandar Samad, PAS Dewan Ulama, PAS Pemuda Selangor and the PAS Selangor Aduns.

BELOW: Khalid Ibrahim + Selangor Aduns (Umno + PAS)


Khalid’s 28 votes to Wan Azizah’s 27

Suppose the ‘Kajang move’ kicks into the next gear. One option then would be for Khalid to declare himself an independent. Either that or he could even be peremptorily sacked by his party, in the event of which Umno will, and PAS conceivably might, step up to offer their backing.

Khalid together with the Umno and PAS Aduns will command 28 seats whereas DAP and PKR will have 28 seats too but only 27 votes because the Speaker (Adun DAP Subang Jaya) cannot cast her vote to move a motion of No Confidence against the sitting MB.

A realignment in the Selangor legislature will make the Khalid-Umno-PAS side all Malay while the PKR-DAP side remains a multiracial line-up.

There are no Chinese or Indian Wakil Rakyat representing BN in the Selangor state assembly. Every single one of the MCA, MIC, PPP and Gerakan DUN candidates were totally wiped out by the DAP during the last general election.

Najib Tun Razak Khalid Ibrahim Anwar Ibrahim

Precedent for ethnically imbalanced govt in multiracial state

There is a current example for this sort of potentially lopsided state government which is skewed in its racial balance — Perak.

At present, BN rules Perak with 31 state seats to Pakatan’s 28. Umno holds 30 out of the 31 BN seats while MCA has one seat and the MIC, PPP and Gerakan none.

BN has been ruling Perak since 2009 through a state government comprising all Malay Aduns with the sole exception of MCA’s Yang Berhormat Chenderiang. Despite the exclusion of Chinese and Indian BN reps in the Perak DUN, life goes on.

Below are the Perak excos who were sworn in after GE13 (May 2013).



DAP’s Raya present for S’gor Chinese

Now why do I say that the Raya present for Chinese in Selangor is thanks to the DAP?

Well, because relentless attacks on the Malay self-identity by the Christian-dominated party has served to demonize our country’s sense and nature of Malayness. DAP and their Dapsters are constantly on a rampage to portray any kind of Malay consciousness as something inherently wicked.

In the DAP universe, “Malay” is racist is extremist is bigot. The DAP killer question – “Are you Malaysian First or Malay First?” – is at lobbed at every turn.

Heaven forbid if you dare to answer “Malay First”. Do that and the DAP will mercilessly blast you to hell for all eternity because in their colour blind eyes … if you’re Malay, you’re racist!


Kit Siang, why don’t you ask: “Anwar, are you ‘Muslim 1st, M’sian 2nd?”

To avert the DAP pox upon the hapless Malay First individual and the plague of locusts swarming him, even the most liberal, secular-minded, Western-oriented Malay has learned to respond that he is Muslim First.

The DAP cannot possibly fault the Malay fella who replies that he is Muslim First.

After all, their own ruling clique – – Khalifah ‘Umar’ Lim Abdul Aziz, Hannah ‘Tudung’ Yeoh, Ong Kian Ming si tukang masak bubur lambuk aka Jaguh #Sahur, Cik Kurma Liow (see poster), Puan Tazkirah Teo (photos below) and the rest of the Evangelista Gang – are portraying themselves too as Muslim First in solidarity.

YB Cik Kurma Liow, DAP Adun for Johor Jaya


DAP: Malay unity is wicked

“Hidup Melayu” is racist – ini adalah hukum alam DAP.

Therefore calling for Malay unity, according to the DAP Christian creed, is something racist and wicked. Calling for Muslim unity, on the other hand, is alright.

The DAP will not dare to label the ummah who unite under the banner of Islam as racist, extremist, bigoted, evil and wicked.

Hence Malay unity is haram ikut hukum DAP but Muslim unity is perfectly fine.

YB Puan Tazkirah Teo, Ahli Parlimen Kulai


Daulah Islamiyah or evangelista hub? You choose

The thrust of the DAP’s political maneuverings has in fact prepared the ground and beaten the path for Umno and PAS to again reunite in the name of Islam. (In the mid-1970s, both were briefly in the BN coalition ruling the East Coast.)

Cosmopolitan Selangor can be the pilot study for carrying out the concept of Daulah Islamiyah.

In March 2008 immediately after the GE12 results were known, Umno approached PAS to form a unity government in Perak but the latter chose to stick with Pakatan on being promised the MB post which went to Nizar Jamaluddin.

So we know that discussions for an Umno-PAS unity government have happened before in Perak 6½ years ago. And they are being held once more.


“Take Subang for Jesus”


Evangelistas are piping the Christian tune in the DAP.

Above is a screenshot from the Facebook of the Damansara Utama Methodist Church (DUMC) with the message, “How do we win our city for Jesus?

Another rallying cry by the Christian Fellowship is “Rise up it’s time to take Subang for Jesus!” — see screenshot of the Subang Rally website below.


BELOW: The Christian call to “Change” … for every action there will be an equal and opposite reaction


Subang — Malaysia’s evangelista capital

If the Christians can be so hellbent on taking Subang and KL for Jesus, what makes them think that the besieged Muslims won’t feel equally adamant about stopping them?

The Islamic authorities of Selangor have been asserting themselves of late, can’t you see? JAIS refuses to return the ‘Allah’ Bibles they seized. MAIS is staunchly backing JAIS on this matter. The Sultan in his titah has firmly backed MAIS for the council to carry out its duties and at the same time chastizing Khalid ‘Gereja’.

The Court of Appeal has backed the Islamic agencies in the ‘Allah’ issue. The Federal Court has backed the judgment of the appellate court by denying The Herald and the Church leave to appeal the ‘Allah’ case.

Muslims are uniting. Isma and her fellow Islamic NGOs are rising.


“Subang for Christ”

Sultan is defender of the faith

In light of what is happening, what makes the Chinese think that the potential hook-up between PAS and Umno will not be welcomed by many Malays who feel themselves under siege by the DAP evangelistas?

Some Chinese are fiercely vocal but not necessarily registered to vote in our state and at the end of the day, they don’t have any say, their loud political opinions notwithstanding.

Those noisy Dapsters are not loyal subjects of HRH. A lot of them are KL-ites or Penangites and many more not Selangor-born even if they might be residing here. Meanwhile, the sultan as state sovereign will do what he believes is best in his wisdom and for anak jati Selangor.

The Sultan has a lot if not the final say.


“Subang for Jesus”

Chinese granted DAP Christians “rights of leadership”

Should PAS and Umno successfully unite to take back Selangor, the Chinese Buddhists, Taoists and atheists must remember to thank the Chinese Christians for their pivotal role in making it happen.

After all, the Christians are famously “ONLY NINE PERCENT” of the population in Malaysia and even a lesser percentage in the peninsula. They alone could not have freaked out the Malays through their own 9% weighted effort.

Close to 90 percent of the Chinese are DAP supporters, and a sizable number fanatical followers. It has been a collective ‘crusading’ effort under the banner of the DAP.

The Christian Federation of Malaysia had in the run-up to GE13 circulated to the church congregations a letter signed by the then CFM president Bishop Ng Moon Hing which said, “Christians have not only been granted rights of leadership but also the responsibility of stewardship (of the Earth)”.

Chinese voters almost unanimously elected the DAP Christians as their political leaders. The Chinese community will reap what they have sown.

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July 29, 2014 at 12:40 am 7 comments

Palestinians and Israel

The American Declaration of Independence was proclaimed in 1776 by 13 colonies – Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Rhode Island, Virginia – to dissolve their political connection with the British Crown.

And thus the USA was born on the Fourth of July.


July 14, 2014 at 12:33 am 121 comments

Tun might want to reclaim his “Bangsa Malaysia” from Haris & the horse thieves

Yesterday there was the brouhaha of Negaraku, supposedly a “people’s movement” launched to reclaim the nation … FOR … Ambiga and her following … FROMIsma and its cohort.

Reported in the Rakyat Times – a news portal linked to Haris Ibrahim – Negaraku is described as a movement “focused on the formation of Bangsa Malaysia – a move away from the current ethnocentric and race-based politics of of the day”.


July 11, 2014 at 2:57 pm 39 comments

Negaraku majority Chinese

Negaraku is a “people’s movement to reclaim our nation” that was launched yesterday.

The coalition of NGOs have named themselves after our national anthem. Even the name of our lagu kebangsaan also they want to grab and cause confusion to the public.

Since they call themselves the “people’s movement”, let’s see who these people are. (more…)

July 11, 2014 at 7:19 am 43 comments

We take it TalentCorp enjoyed their European grand tour

If you were the boss, you’d know what work requires to be done in your company. Someone has to do the job. As the boss, you hire personnel to fill vacancies, and their qualifications must match your organization’s needs.


July 8, 2014 at 5:19 pm 21 comments

Did anyone say Soup Kitchen?

Eddy Daud: “TalentCorp is a dumb idea from day 1″ (more…)

July 6, 2014 at 4:46 pm 67 comments

The next time you think majority-minority numbers

Oct 2011: Israel agreed to release 1,027 Palestinian prisoners (full name list below) in exchange for one kidnapped Israeli soldier -Gilad Shalit (more…)

July 1, 2014 at 9:42 pm 26 comments

“Grotesquely pussy-whipped” by control freak wife

“Beckham has been grotesquely, massively, pussy-whipped by his talentless, ambition-hound of a wife”- Julie Burchill, The Guardian columnist (more…)

June 30, 2014 at 1:22 pm 7 comments

Najib macam Nabi Noh

“Perlu faham bahawa bahtera Najib cukup besar untuk menampung pelbagai binatang agar semua binatang-binatang boleh terus hidup dan membiak selepas banjir reda,” ikut bicara Husin Lempoyang. (more…)

June 28, 2014 at 1:19 pm 20 comments

Golly, Isma has more enemies than Umno

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” — Winston Churchill

So what does it mean when Isma has managed to collect so many enemies in such a short span of time? (more…)

June 14, 2014 at 12:59 am 10 comments



May 31, 2014 at 8:22 pm 137 comments

Thomas Cup live now — open thread (updates)

Latest updates on top:

KJ photobomb



May 25, 2014 at 6:44 pm 82 comments

Here’s Tun looking at you kids

I’m posting this to annoy the haters.

The man will be 90 next year (remember that).

I think it’s sporting of him to make a funny face for the selfie. (more…)

March 22, 2014 at 12:21 am 23 comments

Projek mega Selangor bermula di Kajang

RM1.85 bilion — nilai hasil keseluruhan negeri Selangor bagi 2014 (unjuran)

RM2.71 bilion — nilai simpanan Selangor dalam bentuk kumpulan wang disatukan (tunai & pelaburan)

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January 28, 2014 at 1:50 pm 17 comments

Rosmah can cook

I like to eat kangkung, says Najib’ @ (more…)

January 17, 2014 at 6:07 pm 5 comments

Raja Petra: Umno will kill or be killed

Raja Petra Kamarudin‘s column ‘The Rubicon has been crossed‘ (Malaysia Today, 12 Jan 2014)

Excerpts from RPK’s article (in bullet points):

On the ‘Allah’ fight (more…)

January 12, 2014 at 10:12 pm 38 comments

New Year Resolution



January 8, 2014 at 2:32 am 56 comments

Pemandu are young hotshot drivers of flashy cars

Below are the police at work controlling demonstrators on New Year’s eve 2014.

The Malay officers are being squashed from front and back by Malay protestors. (more…)

January 2, 2014 at 9:56 am 36 comments

Kuat semangat judi: Ni bukan saya yang cakap tapi Google yang dedah

Syarikat Google telah mengumpulkan kata-kata carian yang paling popular di kalangan pelayar Web seluruh dunia dalam tahun 2013.

Di bawah ialah senarai hasil carian pada penghujung bulan September, mengikut lokasi kota.


December 19, 2013 at 12:01 pm 27 comments

And let the fun begin

I like the following description of the Tun:

“Faced with disaster [during the Asian Financial Crisis], Mahathir relied on the clarity and flexibility of true desperation. He had no orthodoxy to defend, only interests to protect. He had no theories to prove, only a project to preserve.” (more…)

December 5, 2013 at 12:01 am 18 comments

Di sebalik peletakan jawatan Tun sebagai penasihat Petronas

Peletakan jawatan Dr M ada kena-mengena dengan rungutan oleh Majlis Tindakan Ekonomi Melayu (MTEM) gak?

Ataupun ia membuka tirai kepada satu lembaran baru … jeng jeng jeng. (more…)

December 2, 2013 at 1:38 pm 3 comments

Sebabnya DAP boleh mencabar dan menggugat Umno

Kerana orang Cina rajin sakan, gigih dan penuh ikhtiar.

Wanita muda berbaju kurung dalam gambar ialah Wong Shu Qi, Adun DAP Senai. Beliau sendiri telah turun padang untuk mendaftar pengundi baru.

Shu Qi membuka kaunter di kaki lima dengan hanya berbekalkan dua meja plastik dan beberapa buah kerusi jenis yang digunakan di warong ataupun kopitiam. (more…)

November 9, 2013 at 11:10 am 38 comments

Zaid’s suggestions to the Najib advisors

“We are not racist”

By Zaid

Media reports attributed these remarks to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak, which he made during an interview on CNN with Christiane Amanpour: “We are not racist at all” and that “the majority of the people must not be marginalised.”


November 5, 2013 at 3:37 pm 35 comments

So which one is Big Bird?

Spot the bird

Ubah mascot in the J-Star page below (more…)

November 3, 2013 at 6:42 pm 8 comments

Is MCA still a legal society?

The Malay Mail reported recently on July 27 an allegation made by businessman Vincent Ng that he had once helped the MCA leadership conjure up “tens of thousands of phantom members” for the party.

The newspaper article, headlined ‘Phantom members rolled out for MCA-rigged polls, says businessman‘, claimed that the validity of the party’s registry is in doubt should allegations about the existence of these members – purportedly enrolled without their knowledge – prove to be true.


August 19, 2013 at 6:57 pm 14 comments

Mutakhir: Adab makan ultra kiasu di hotel / Siapa arkitek Seri Pristana?

Dalam rencananya bertajuk ‘Sikap ultra kiasu isu makan di bilik persalinan‘ (Berita Harian, 29 Julai 2013), Prof Madya Ridhuan Tee menulis:

“Saya selalu menginap di hotel. Adalah perkara biasa di bilik persalinan diletakkan sinki untuk sesiapa saja makan dan minum di situ. Lebih teruk lagi bilik persalinan tidak diasing dengan tandas. Tandas berada bersama bilik persalinan. Adakah salah? Adakah tidak ada bau tandas? Kenapa tidak diprotes semua hotel yang berbuat demikian?” [...]

“Apabila sekolah melakukannya buat sementara, bagai hendak kiamat Malaysia.”


July 30, 2013 at 10:57 pm 286 comments

What are the buzz words

and popular phrases always used in our political domain that irritate you the most?

Good governance? Accountability? ??? (more…)

June 28, 2013 at 5:55 pm 54 comments

Melayu vs Cina fighting in kebangsaan school

By Adrians

Most of us ignored the fact that Sekolah Kebangsaan can also be categorized as Vernacular School too. Too many Muslim proselytisation act were implemented. And most of the non-Malay will feel uncomfortable because of this.


June 13, 2013 at 9:55 am 51 comments


Gambar yang mana tak betul di bawah?


Bagi yang masih belum mengetahui jawapannya, sila klik SINI.

June 11, 2013 at 10:38 pm 12 comments

MCA minta maklum balas bagi usaha baikpulih

Sudah menjadi lumrah bahasa kebangsaan dipandang sepi oleh parti komponen Cina BN tersebut.

Pesanan di laman MCA (screenshot bawah) seperti lazimnya tidak disampaikan dalam bahasa Melayu.


June 6, 2013 at 7:57 pm 18 comments

You all reject 1Umno but demand 1School. Why?

Some of you claim that it’s hypocritical for the minority race parties to want to merge with Umno and make the BN ‘satu aliran’ (one stream) as long as the education system still remains segregated.


June 5, 2013 at 7:39 pm 119 comments

Garang is good

A little less than a fortnight ago (Feb 25), I had commented:

“I like the pro-BN bloggers more ‘cos they have a sense of humour. (more…)

March 7, 2013 at 11:38 am 13 comments

Manyfatso tapi Anwar perut dah tak buncit dah

Ingat, “manifesto itu bukan janji”, pesan Khalid Ibrahim. (more…)

March 1, 2013 at 3:26 pm 16 comments


The complainant is Dr Lim Mah Hui who is also a member of board of directors of Penang Institute … yeah, that infamous think-tank chaired by Lim Guan Eng who appointed Zairil its CEO who made the 11th hour offer to Tunku Aziz who said it was a bribe and on which the MACC received a report from Parti Cinta Malaysia alleging that the institute engages in bribery.


February 24, 2013 at 5:12 am 19 comments



A draft copy was accidentally published.

Some 100 or more readers have already read it. Duh (at myself.)

But anyway, I’ve withdrawn it since those of you who have taken a look would have realised that it was just a collection of skeletal notes.

I’ll put up the proper piece in a short while.

Update (7.10pm):

Here it is, please go to ‘Election 2013: Race contestation at its sharpest / review 1955-69′

February 2, 2013 at 6:19 pm Leave a comment

Thanks a million

Your 2012 year in blogging 2013-01-01 10-28-27 map

Click on map to see country count stats Helper Monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. (more…)

January 1, 2013 at 2:43 am 29 comments

Kit Siang: It is Umno’s fault no Malays elected to DAP CEC

(1) Blame Umno

Admitting that the failure to elect Malay candidates is “a setback to the DAP cause to represent all Malaysians”, Lim Kit Siang gave the following excuse.

“It has always been an uphill task for the DAP to reach out to the Malays, with the Umno and its mainstream media carrying out a sustained campaign to poison the minds of the Malays and demonise the DAP as anti-Malay and anti-Islam.”

Source: LKS press statement (17 Dec 2012)

So you see, the Malays failed to do well in the DAP election because the party has been unable to reach out to the Malays to persuade them to become DAP members who can vote their own Malay delegates who get to vote for the 20-member CEC.

It is all Umno’s fault (more…)

December 18, 2012 at 10:44 pm 66 comments

Secular or non-secular: How Art Harun got it wrong on the Reid Commission

By Mat Rempit Hubris

  1. I would like to draw the reader’s attention to a critical factual error contained in an article written by lawyer Art Harun titled ‘Secular or Non-Secular? What history tells us’ which appeared both in his blog and also in The Malaysian Insider.
  1. In that article Art fatally misrepresented the Reid Commission — the drafters of the Merdeka Constitution. (more…)

November 30, 2012 at 7:25 pm 42 comments

Babi belaan selebriti dan ‘pig nose’ Cina

Dalam posting saya sebelum ini, ‘KFC punch: What’s the real temperature of babi?‘, seorang pembaca ‘BenG’ telah menulis:

February 12, 2012 at 8:22 am 14 comments

Bagai pinang dibelah tiga

Ada suara-suara dalam PAS, PKR dan DAP yang mengatakan belanjawan kerajaan 2011 adalah ‘copycat’ – meniru cadangan-cadangan yang disyorkan Pakatan. (more…)

October 12, 2011 at 2:10 am 3 comments

Anwar supersonik

Screenshot di bawah ialah rencana kelmarin dalam The Malaysian Insider (TMI, portal yang Senator Ezam Mohd Noor pernah ugut hendak “bakar”).


October 8, 2011 at 12:42 am 6 comments

Kaitan bola sepak dengan frying pan

Bola sepak dibentuk dengan polygon lima dan enam bucu. Begitulah caranya ia dibuat sejak turun-temurun lagi. Mustahil bahawa sesebuah bola itu boleh dijahit bulat mengikut corak lain.

Untuk sekian lama juga, umum tidak mempercayai bahawa kristal boleh wujud jika ia tidak mengikut corak symmetrical (setangkup) yang berulang-ulang. (more…)

October 6, 2011 at 2:54 pm 3 comments

Facing death

Slim chance of life in dog pound

Pls click on image above to read

Asleep in Buddha’s arms

Animal lovers can complain to the Prime Minister's Office, Public Complaints Bureau. Bombard Putrajaya!

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