The title above is DAPspeak ©, i.e. the kind of trash talk I’m subjected to whenever an article of mine appears in the portals.
Through this DAPsterism tactic, it is hoped that any writer harbouring contrary opinions to the DAPster holey ideology is harassed into silence.
They – the Robocop enforcers – crawl all over the place. There is nowhere to run and nowhere to hide from them, muahahahahah.
I had translated ‘Isu “kuil Hindu terancam” dan pakar ilmu menghasut‘ into English for a Letter to the Editor which was published in the Malaysian Mirror and its most read story for the day.
A reader who calls himself ‘Damned’ penned the comment below in the Mirror, which I’m copypasting. To view the original, you can go there through clicking HERE.
The Mirror reader commented: <Quote>
[Helen Ang is] “Another Ms Tow Truck doing ‘national service’ as ordered by her masters in Umno?
No wonder Umno treated these beggars the way it did.
With cold, disdainful, wanton disregard.
Just throw them some crumbs and these beggars will do everything under the sun and even the moon for them!
So, command them to antagonise the Chinese since this deader than the doornail party is of no consequence to them anymore.
And as expected this female falls for it, hook, line and sinker!!!
And you can be certain that everything these beggars talk about are lies, not truth!
Not only will such people lie to earn their keep, they are only capable of talking about inconsequential matters instead of things closest to the heart of Malaysians.
And these are the blatant, brazen corruption, lies, cheating, doing things that are contrary to the interests of the citizens and the country and countless others.
Why doesn’t she talk about such things?
Or is she so scared of her masters in Umno that the mere mention of such things will make her go limp?
So, now Umno has the support of the Malays to fall back on and MCA can go and do what they want with the proverbial spiders!!!
Or so they thought!
But look at what happened at Bersih 3.0, it showed that the Malays have woken up to the abysmal treatment they received from their ‘caring’ government for five and a half decades!!!!!
And the situation for this government has never looked shakier!!!
It is widely predicted that GE13 is the last GE for this coalition as they will be completely wiped out.
And Ms Tow Truck will have to pander to others to earn her keep!”
For more on Orwellian terminology, click HERE.
Prostitutes and beggars
What’s most astounding about DAPsters is their limitless capacity to insult.
First, about the degrading nickname ‘Ms Tow Truck’. It was applied to the Beliawanis MCA Selangor chief Jessie Ooi. For more about the lynch mob against Jessie, read HERE.
Next, the tenet of DAPsterism which states that any Chinese who is not enamoured of DAP must be a “beggar” waiting to be thrown “crumbs” from the master’s table.
A non-DAP supporter (an endangered specie amongst the Chinese) is automatically depicted as being so cheap as to be begging for crumbs.
The “lapdog” grovelling at the Umno table for crumbs is a common and recurrent imagery employed by the DAPster ringleaders. This core group inserts strategic comments (in the vein of the Anwar-Azmin hand signal) to motion a herd stampede of cyber thumbs up.
Five hundred or so of the Righteous can soon be seen to ‘Like’ whatever the insult levelled at the Umno or MCA lapdogs.
Liar, liar ants on fire
It is the DAPster credo that any non-DAP supporter must be telling lies all the time. These Barisan lost souls just can’t help themselves, poor dears. Either it’s lies or venom that spew from their mouth because they’re racists who are full of hatred.
Reporters and bloggers who are critical of DAP write even bigger lies to earn our keep. And that’s a fact, so there!
Only Pakatan has “the interests of the citizens and the country” at heart.
Those that fail to echo the DAPster creed … ABU! ABU! ABU! … are yellow-livered cowards who do not dare speak up because of being scared shit of the Master of the Universe. That would be U-M-M-N-N-O (cue Darth Vader score)
Cowards die a thousand deaths.
That’s why a typical DAPster campaign must hurl a thousand smears at their target.
Repeated a thousand times, the accusation becomes truth becomes becomes a law of physics.
Truth is the sole preserve of DAPsters and their Dear Leaders.
The truth of the matter is that non-DAPsters are immoral people who engage in cheating and who wallow in corruption. Always. All the time, believe you me.
And if you still refuse to believe me, I will tickle you — urm, cross that out, I mean torture you — until you cry surrender.
Anyone who does not chorus his support for Pakatan is tacitly approving “blatant, brazen corruption”. Shameless hussy.
Arise O ye Malays
Then there is the DAPster article of faith that “the Malays have woken up”.
“The situation for this government has never looked shakier!!!” because many Malays have now woken up.
“Umno and its running dogs MCA and MIC will be completely wiped out!” because the multitudes of awakened Malays are joining DAP which is running out of membership forms due to over-subscription.
Join now and you stand a chance to be appointed Vice Chairman as a vacancy under the Malay window-dressing quota has just opened up.
Because wide-awake Malays are registering as party members and will be voting DAP in droves, Umno is kaput. Finito.
It will be the end of the world as the BN-ites know it.
Malaysia shall be cleansed of its sinners. No more celebrity sex videos. Hallelujah!
The dawn of a new and Kim, err, I mean Clean era is at hand. Suzanna! Marina! Alannah! Hosanna! Hosanna!
THIS OTHER ONE of the ‘Hosanna’ series, which I enjoyed writing, might also interest you.
* Copyright for ‘DAPspeak’ word invention belongs to Ahmad Ibrahim.