What do geniuses have in common?

(1) Einstein @ http://www.happycow.net/famous/albert_einstein/

(2) Da Vinci @ http://www.ivu.org/history/davinci/hurwitz.html

Political ‘genius’ 101 for Monyet King

Are women or men better cooks?

It is not a frivolous question. It follows on from the preceding posting, Men are geniuses because … they don’t have to do housework.

Men are geniuses because …

… they don’t have to do housework.

At least very few do, and even so, men hardly do a fraction of the housework that women do.

Since I do housework, I’m not a genius lah.

Geran Selangorku RM300j: Siapa cepat dia dapat

1. Geran Selangorku mengagihkan peruntukan RM300 juta bagi projek-projek infrastruktur. Kawasan Sri Muda menerima kelulusan terbanyak dengan 31 projek, diikuti Meru (20 projek) dan Telok Datok (13).

Sri Muda ialah kerusi Dewan Undangan Negeri PKR sementara Meru ialah DUN PAS dan Telok Datok, DAP.

Adakah kawasan-kawasan DUN Umno dan MCA dianak-tirikan oleh Geran Selangorku?

Dear Leader appoints a successor

Lil’ Kim looks at things.

The secret thoughts of Our Beloved Chief Minister (2)

Am updating with reader critical input. Two heads are better than one.

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Goody. Chan Lilian yesterday uploaded the latest issue of Buletin Mutiara so we have new pictures to play with.

Woo-hoo! Best nya …

When I read Syed Akbar Ali’s take on the Pakatan Rakyat shadow cabinet, it sparked ROTFL that caused my living room to be polished squeaky clean from all that guling-guling on the floor.

Game of ping-pong, enjoy!

‘Have we learnt nothing from the Bota fiasco?’ thundered Haris Ibrahim today.

Aiyah… Why lah, this Haris scolding people “How soon we forget!” when it is he himself who has a short memory.

51 photos of Guan Eng in single edition of Buletin Mutiara

What kind of people are ‘DAP SuperCyber Bullies’?

The term ‘DAP SuperCyber Bully’ is coined by Beliawanis Wanita MCA treasurer Jessica Lai. She used the term to refer to Hannah Yeoh and Ong Kian Ming (see screenshot of Jessica’s tweet).

Lanun: Bezanya Francis Light dengan Haris Ibrahim

Haris Ibrahim pernah berkata sumbangan dana sehingga RM10 juta telah diterima oleh/dijanjikan kepada Malaysian Civil Liberties Movement yang [dahulu] dipeloporinya.

Lihat video wawancara Haris dengan Malaysiakini (17 Dis 2010), mulai minit 6:00.

Ha-ha-ha, Haris harus jawab

Azmin Ali sebagai Menteri Dalam Negeri? Sila rujuk rencana FMT oleh Selena Tay bertajuk ‘Pakatan’s shadow cabinet list’.

Republic of Singapore North?

Regular reader Goondoo shared a radical idea.

Masa depan hubungan Umno-MCA tergugat (kemaskini)

Berita mutakhir di kaki halaman.

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Petikan dari rencana bertajuk ‘Jangan pandang mudah akhbar Cina‘ oleh seorang pengarang Utusan, Zulkifli Jalil.

Is there anything in this country that makes DAPsters happy?

besides the ‘PG1′ number plate on the Merc …

DAP loves you, brother Chandra

Excerpts from Dr Chandra Muzaffar’s article published yesterday in Malaysia Today and elsewhere.

Chandra wrote:

“[The Razak Report] is emphatic about the role of the national school as the channel for promoting national unity.”

This blog notes that DAP is the foremost force in our country promoting nationalism

Siapa lebih korup, Umno atau MCA?

Ekoran bekas Penolong Gabenor Bank Negara menyatakan kesediaan beliau untuk bekerjasama dengan pihak berkuasa dalam siasatan atas kewangan Anwar Ibrahim, topik rasuah menjadi perbincangan hangat semasa.

Namun istilah ‘rasuah’ tidaklah terhad hanya kepada perkara seperti dakwaan kewujudan 20 akaun induk Anwar yang keseluruhannya dikhabarkan bernilai lebih RM3 bilion.

Rasuah boleh juga membabitkan salah guna kuasa.

Johor dilanggar todak

Bersambung dari ‘Lagi-lagi pemerintah dituduh oleh Kristian sebagai “evil”.’

Rakan-rakan blogger Mymassa, Din Turtle dan Tenggara is Southeast membincangkan percaturan Pakatan di Johor.

Lagi-lagi pemerintah dituduh oleh Kristian sebagai “evil”

Yang dimaksudkan pembaca The Malaysian Insider (TMI) apabila merujuk kepada “those religious bigots from a certain party” itu orang Umno kah?

Pandas: Call ’em Toto & Magnum

Only DAPsters can hate on a panda … how sad.

Ah Jib Gor asked Facebookers to suggest some names for the two young pandas which the PM had requested when he met Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao in April.

FatCat DAP menjilat golongan elit korporat Cina

Negeri diterajui DAP No.1  — 11-11-11.

Angka tersebut merujuk kepada tarikh 11 Nov 2011. Lihat pada gambar.

Haris owes an explanation deriving from Azmin corruption investigation issue

I have 3 important questions for Haris Ibrahim.

Sexy and the suckers

Under the heading ‘Social Media news’ today in Yahoo!, there is an AFP wire story that talks about Twitter which is estimated to have more than 500 million registered users.

The article also tells us who the world’s 10 top Tweeters are.

Dilema MCA: Di antara hayat politik dan untung niaga

Tak nampak muka Melayu pun …

Di bawah ialah gambar yang dicedok dari Buletin Mutiara edisi Mei 2012. Ia menunjukkan Kim Guan Eng meraikan Hari Kebebasan Akhbar Sedunia awal bulan lepas bersama orangnya.

Inilah caranya Si Gunting memotong dalam lipatan

Berikut ialah keputusan carian Google yang dibuat ke atas nama ‘Chua Soi Lek’ menjangkau tempoh satu bulan lepas.

Screenshot bawah ialah 10 mukasurat hasil carian (10 setiap satu mukasurat) menunjukkan 100 halaman paling kerap dibaca yang mengandungi berita tentang presiden MCA itu.

Ong Kian Ming [ “3.3 juta pengundi hantu” ] beraksi di iPidato

Sejurus sebelum berlangsungnya Bersih 3.0, penganalisa politik Ong Kian Ming telah mendakwa bahawa ada lebih tiga juta kes melibatkan pengundi meragukan dalam daftar pemilih.

Umno dan MCA ditikam belakang

Majlis Peguam membantah peruntukan undang-undang di Kedah yang menghindar sebarang fatwa daripada dicabar, dirayu, disemak, dinafikan atau dipersoalkan. Pindaan yang dibuat ke atas Enakmen Mufti dan Fatwa (Kedah Darul Aman) 2008 bulan lepas akan mengetepikan bidang kuasa mahkamah, kata badan itu.

The secret thoughts of Our Beloved Chief Minister

When Joceline Tan once wrote in passing that Buletin Mutiara, the Penang government publication which is distributed to the entire state is filled with photographs of Kim Guan Eng “grinning broadly, attending dinners, inspecting project sites and carrying babies”, not many of us quite realised the great extent of truth in her description.

Glancing at the latest issue of Buletin Mutiara online however, I found that almost every page of the magazine from cover to back is indeed plastered with photos of the chief minister.

Cerita koboi dan Indian di Jelapang

Sejarah Kristian dan gereja di Timur, Asia Barat dan Dunia Baru (benua Amerika) menceritakan kisah berdarah zaman-menzaman (sila baca ‘Superior’ Christians wiping out ‘inferior’ cultures).

Orang putih menindas dan membunuh tetapi oleh kerana mereka yang menang maka merekalah yang berpeluang menulis sejarah.

Bubar MCA, gabung BN jadi satu parti

Seorang pembaca NadZree bertanya:

“Dengan melewatkan PRU 13, adakah Najib masih mengharapkan dan memberikan masa untuk pengundi Cina berubah? Tapi sampai bilakah pintu ini akan terbuka dan bagaimanakah senario politik negara sekiranya Najib gagal dalam usahanya itu? Apakah strategi Umno dan di manakah agaknya kedudukan MCA ketika itu?”

‘Superior’ Christians wiping out ‘inferior’ cultures

Continued from ‘White man, ‘yellow pumpkin’, Christianized Indians‘, and continues to ‘Cerita koboi dan Indian di Jelapang‘.

When the most ‘righteous’ people exalt their idea of nation under God, this is what happens to “low class” tribes.

The video scenes depict the massacre of the Sioux at Wounded Knee Creek on 29 Dec 1890 by 500 white soldiers. Chief Sitting Bull had been killed a little while before that at a nearby location.

White man, ‘yellow pumpkin’, Christianized Indians

We’re living in the same country (or we hold the same nationality) but do you really care to have DAPsters living next door as your neighbour?

Below is the typical DAPster behaviour.

Umno gives up on Chinese vote

Reuters had this story yesterday, ‘Malaysia government losing Chinese support’:

“The trend risks deepening racial fault lines if, as some analysts expect, the lead party in the coalition, Umno effectively ‘gives up’ on the Chinese vote and focuses on championing Malay rights to secure support in rural areas.”

I wrote along the same track too in my FMT article yesterday saying, “Post GE, the establishment will be decidedly Malay and the opposition Chinese-dominated”.

If you win the election, then you change the law, lah

With the old MACC investigation on Azmin Ali surfacing again, we see the most revealing squirms coming from the quarters that are campaigning most ferociously for Pakatan Rakyat.

Now what’s interesting about this squirming is the visible shifting in positions, or if you want another word, ‘Change’.

Dr M, his daughter and the middle-class malaise

A survey by Merdeka Center on the prime minister’s approval rating post-Bersih 3.0 showed that satisfaction with him remained very high still at 82% among lower income (<RM1,500 monthly) respondents.

However the poll found that only half of middle-class households (RM3,000-RM5,000/mth) were satisfied with the PM.

Azmin hilang ke mana?

Semua screenshot dirakam pukul 8-9 malam.

FMT banyak melaporkan tentang Azmin Ali hari ini. Termasuk cerita baris pertama (terkiri) bertajuk ‘MCA boss on PKR’s ‘overnight saints‘. Betul-betul kesian kat Dr Chua ni. Beliau muncul di FMT, di Utusan, di Insider tapi tak keluar-keluar pun di Star. 

“You see what I do to you, ah…”

Kim Guan Eng’s prepared speech: “Once again, we celebrate World Press Freedom Day, an annual occasion since it was first designated in 1993 by the United Nations.” (source: World Press Freedom Day statement)