Rebranding Betty 2.0 in Buletin Mutiara photo spread
The media is abuzz with Mrs cmlimguaneng’s “drastic style makeover”. It was reported yesterday that Betty Chew is now sporting a trendier and more elegant look “after having to attend more functions with Lim”.
She even took to the catwalk in a fashion show during a bridal showcase event at the Straits Quay in Tanjong Tokong, Penang. (Planning a second honeymoon, huh? Fly lah first class to romantic destination Italy and can shop for more “stylish dresses” in Milan at the same time.)
The state government had previously apologized for the cmlimguaneng photos plastering Buletin Mutiara wall to wall and blaming it on a “technical slip-up”. The apology was obviously mere lip service.
After the infamous 51 photos, the following edition continued to treat the state-funded publication like the Kim family album. Despite an earlier promise by the Penang chief minister’s communication chief “to ensure this will not happen again and news stories will be given priority”, there were 28 pictures of the Beloved Chief Minister over the same number of pages.
Arrogantly disregarding the previous public outcry, the Kim regime shows no sign that they will refrain from using Buletin Mutiara exactly like how their Pakatan counterparts misuse Selangor Times to cultivate the Pakatan Chinese personality cult.
Obviously the “technical slip-up” is yet to be corrected as the July edition of Buletin ‘Betty’ Mutiara (pdf here) proves.
Still so many photos of cmlimguaneng and now an increased count of mrs cmlimguaneng.
On Page 1, Buletin Mutiara must have:
On Page 2 below:
mrscmlimguaneng like a chilli that’s about to burst her hot red buttons (XXS baju too tight around the waist, methinks)
Page 3 below:
Betty ‘pretty’ in peach. And look at the size of her “tasteful accessories” (words used by the media)! Ruby ring not costing RM24.4 million, I presume?
Page 4 below:
Betty Boobs in her Victoria Secret’s pose.
Now cmlimguaneng only needs 5 more colours to get rainbow around his middle.
(The kindergarten fingers is a file photo)
Page 10 above:
In the eyes of adoring Penangites, cmlimguaneng is the second coming — the ‘Man-God who Walks on Water.
Page 13 below:
Attend funeral also must publish photo in Buletin Mutiara and distribute to every household in Penang.
Page 15 below:
The ‘Melayu’ wannabe hoping to fill the Malay RACE-based quota for Deputy Chief Minister is pictured left, tagging along with Dear Leader.
Page 16 below:
cmlimguaneng disinterested in buka puasa fare as it fails to match up to the 88-course Chinese dinners he’s becomed used to with his BFFs
Note: The page 16 photo buka puasa is seen in Chan Lilian’s column. Waaah … so much “brother-ing and sister-ing” in just her first paragraph alone.
However I doubt that it is accurate for her to say “fellow Muslim” as she’s not one, and furthermore this is the Guan Eng Special Officer questioned twice by police for her “Christians are persecuted” tweet.
Page 2 below:
cmlimguaneng plays safe with Betty by reverting to his Brylcreem look
Page 5 (Chinese) below:
Hubby having a cuppa while waiting for wifey to finish her facial. Like this also considered News, ah?
Page 1 below:
cmlimguaneng giving The Look and Chua Soi Lek returning a grimace
Page 2 (Tamil) below:
cmlimguaneng giving The Look again
Page 6 below:
Confectioners must be more sensitive and not bake rainbow-coloured cakes for cmlimguaneng’s functions.