Dear God … When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God … Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the schnauzer across the street!
Dear God … We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God … Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
Dear God … Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God … More meatballs and less spaghetti, please?
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