Dear God … When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God … Do we have to shake hands to get in?
Dear God … Are there postmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God … Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the schnauzer across the street!
Dear God … We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God … Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
Dear God … Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God … More meatballs and less spaghetti, please?
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Helen Ang 
kata DAPster santos, “dear god, can we sue people in heaven. If cannot, life would be so boring and so unfair. If we together with PASter in heaven, please separate Kapal Sink from us. We can never ‘langkah mayat’ him to continue our project because in heaven where got die anymore maa…
more fish ball, less mee please.
p/s, there’s rainbow everyday in heaven…
i have a huge love for cats & dogs – feeding and fostering strays for few years tought me of God’s graces, humility and patience. Cats and dogs love unconditionally that puts us to shame. Here we are abusing and killing strays – a symbol of God’s compassionate nature as if it worth nothing. We as human have so much to learn but sometime, thinking back – it seems, we never have.
Cute, Helen. Today I am going to go against you. I am a cat lover (I got no issues with dogs as long as they keep their fang off my ass). 12 years ago I wrote a piece on cat that I used as a sample when I went for an interview with NST. I got offer but went for another magazine job, but they published my piece on cat. I reproduced it on my website: http://rakeshkumar7.tripod.com/id53.html
Psst…I regret that I didn’t go for NST gig. Till today…sigh…
I enjoyed reading your article. You’ve got a flair for comic writing.
Your pix of the cat and the Alsatians is classic — I’m taking the liberty of linking, here.
I have a cat too. Plus my dog. They stay in the same house.
Thanks for reading, Helen. Under the same roof eh? That’s IMalaysia for you.
Lemme collect some nice shots and I’ll post later.
although islam forbid us to touch dogs but islam doesnt prevent us from taking care of them..
And yes i agree with you that TheStar is unconditional promoter for DAP aka Hannah Yeoh rather than MCA leaders..
and more it seems everything flashy only happen in SUBANG JAYA