30 thoughts on “Khaleli

  1. this is probably saying what has to be in the minds of many…

    it’s not so much the fact that they are so often seen together, there are many justifiable explanations for that, but that in almost all pictures of them together the body language and their personal space invasions really point to more than a professional or even a buddy relationship. f-buddy, you think?

    but if khalid’s wife and eli’s husband/bf can live with it [i.e. a la wan azizah and aren’t likely to do a betty] and if it doesn’t prevent them from discharging their responsibilities to the rakyat, guess it is their affair [pun teramatlah coincidental] lah.

    *p.s. lagipun politikus parti pembangkang kalau sexual excesses dia orang tervideo-taped dan didedahkan pun tak menjadi hal. they walk on water… :)

    1. Rather delicious irony to Our Lady of Jerusubang’s unceasing preaching of pious virtues, pontificating and throwing stones.

    2. I don’t think it’s a case of personal space invasion. It’s more like mutual opening up of their social distance so they can generate some heat in an otherwise icy temperatures high up in the MB’s office. Sejuk dek! And the spy cameras had been removed from day one.

    3. Khalid must have seen those bushy pictures of Eli Wong on the internet. He seems smitten with that he cannot see the trees for the forests..hehe.

      Eli Wong seems to have a thing for Malay men.

      Power lends attraction to a man. A nerd, a gagap who no woman would look twice is enjoying and basking in eli wong rapt attention…

      Get them out of Selangor!

  2. I won’t go there – not because it is unsubstantiated, but the power play surrounding the MB office of Selangor is too obvious. I am sure Azmin will do Khalid no favours.

    1. I’d like to see someone tell Hannah Yeoh to shut up the next time they hear her preach,

      “If you cannot manage your own family, how do you manage your duties as a politician? That is why people make fun of sex videos and sex scandals involving politicians, because if they cannot be faithful, if they cannot honour even their own wife, they are most likely to cheat on you” (source: here)

      and she also lectured,

      “We must never be like politicians from BN. Some of them, you know, have belittled the institution of marriage and even caused public humility [sic] to their spouse because of adultery (source: video)”.

      If Pakatan wants to preach sexual morality and still keep casting stones at CSL, they should themselves be like Caesar’s wife and appear beyond reproach.

  3. You might have stumbled into something really big & explosive here!

    Btw, what’s with the last pic anyways? While were still at the topic of for Kim Guan Eng, I mean Lim alongside his beloved Rainbow, they could be know as Li(a)m-Kheng.

  4. This post is kind of icky.

    What is the subtext here ? Malay men have jungle fever for Chinese women ? Or maybe Kahlid has a sleeping beauty fantasy considering the pics taken of her by her Malay (was he Malay ?) boyfriend.

    Politics (BN or PR) is fueled by sex and I would rather have them screwing each other than the public.

    Loved the last pic though.

    I lost KPB and all I got was twenty bucks……

    1. Methinks mekyam has a point. Eli Wong commands a domineering presence in the photos.

      On the other hand, Teresa Kok is a senior state exco but we don’t see her taking centrestage in the Khalid collection.

      What is it with Dapsters that they STILL insist on looking upon their Christian pollies as saintresses? The pro-establishment folks never gave Eli the kind of foul-mouthed, vindictive hell that Dapsters are giving CSL to this day.

      *** *** ***

      Sharp of you to notice that the notes amounted to 20 bucks. RM20 is correct. And your captioning is jolly good (‘like’). Have a look at this [deciphering thought bubbles with humour]


      The second round I opened up to readers and Rakesh contributed a good one. You wanna take a shot at some of the rest?


      1. I always like taking shots at DAP/PR. God knows why since I am self described Pakatan leaning. But they just make it sooooo easy. Will get to it when time gets back on my side.

  5. Oh wait, I just got the last pic.

    Chinese in PR fornicate with the Malays in PR but Chinese in PR screw the Indians….

    1. but even when the Indian Man is Malaysian First, he gets screwed. his eldest daughter is what ? yes Chinese, according to her birth certificate.

      for his new arrival, well, we’ll see. maybe this one will be Indian.

      to say that the Chinese of PR are real Chinese is an overstatement. what is the definition of being a real Chinese ?

      for starters, the said person must embrace the values of humanism that’s inherent in Chinese culture, which, by the way, is rooted in piety and ethics. on both scores, the “Chinese” of PR fail big time.

      as for the Malays of PR, are they “Malays” ? there are 3 of them in there. one is the flag bearer of liberal western ideology which is the antithesis of indigenous Malay culture.

      the other one, the pack carrying the rocket, they are, what I call the co-opted type, in movie making known as props, they are there just to make up the numbers.

      but the best of the lot, the 3rd group, yes, that group, the chameleons, one moment they say they are defending Malay special rights while at the same time say that Malay special rights are racism personified and therefore anti Islam.

      yes this group, the types grappling with an identity crisis while constantly engaging in political flip flops and when caught, they will say “our statements were twisted by the media”.

      1. I agree with your Indian Man Malaysian First genetic Dapster screwing and of course wish I had come up with it first.

        I disagree with your realpolitik racial classifications of the Malay and Chinese in Pakatan beginning with your premise of real Malay/Chinese culture.

        What is the definition of real Chinese?

        Perhaps Harry Lee has an answer: “Mine is a very matter-of-fact approach to the problem. If you can select a population and they’re educated and they’re properly brought up, then you don’t have to use too much of the stick because they would already have been trained. It’s like with dogs. You train it in a proper way from small. It will know that it’s got to leave, go outside to pee and to defecate. No, we are not that kind of society. We had to train adult dogs who even today deliberately urinate in the lifts.”

        This to me explains why the mandarins of the DAP have been so successful in propagating their groupthink never mind the possible diverse justifications for subscribing.

        As for the Malays, and “the antithesis of indigenous Malay culture”.

        If anything, the historical/contemporary schism of following the muddled dictates of individuals with Indian blood flowing in their veins and the religious gibberish of non-committal hacks is what happens when you get over your post-colonial hang-ups.

        But then again I always cherished the irony of the existence of “proto Malays” and indigenous Malay culture.

        Helen, if my comments are inappropriate please edit them. I am in your house after all.

  6. Are you insinuating something Helen? :) It is no secret that most men are fond of elegent chinese women. Look at Ram of Jerusubang. He went the extra mile and sold his religion and race! He takes the cake for Servile of the Century!

    1. If I may say so myself, ‘khaleli” might just be the word to describe the opposition’s Politics of Love.

    2. you got that wrong on the Ram. he didn’t sell his religion and race. if he did, he would have got something in return.

      he didn’t. and worse of all, now his eldest daughter is, by the act of The High Priestess of SJ, she is now Chinese. oops ! sorry about that. she being Chinese is a stop gap measure. once PR win the GE13, no doubt, the First Act of The Malaysian First Monarchy is to declare that all Malaysians are now Equal. no more race and religion. viola.

      or in French its liberté, égalité, fraternité, but of course we do know that some will have more liberty than others, some will be more egalitarian than others.

      and speaking of fraternity, yes that word, yes it will be a fraternity of Malaysian First, which will exclude the vast majority of the crazed, run amok when proved Malays, the extremist Chinese that defends the existence of Chinese medium schools, the peasant, slave like, Indians willing to buy into any fraudulent scheme hatched by political hacks of all persuasions, the clearest examples being first, taken for a ride, and robbed into near oblivion by the National Front and the latest, yes that latest episode of the 55 years and counting drama series, duped into believing that deliverance was just around the corner, only to discover that 3 months later, they had been duped into yet another well calculated vote spinning scheme.

      and not to mention the tree huggers, loin cloth wearing natives of Sarawak and Sabah whose only utility is as a storehouse of natural resources to be exploited by whoever comes to power.

      now who wants to sign up for Malaysian First ?

  7. What ever happened to Eli’s boyfriend who got caught using fake ID in Indonesia. If you still remember he’s the one posted the ‘Eli’s bush’ pic on the internet.

  8. Cantik laa pasangan dua sejoli ni. Wajah pun seiras. Orang Melayu kata kalau muka seiras…..itu ada ngam… ada jodoh.

    Mana Puan Sri ya?

  9. When you have Man and you have Woman, you have sex which is normal ! See all those Senior Officials of Singapore, no money changed hands, yet plenty of action even in a car park !

    1. The more action they have at the office the better. It’ll leave them less time taking court action against their critics, including Utusan and UMNO. Plus they can’t apportion blame solely on Syabas or Abbas or whatever for burst pipes and water leakages.

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