Them red dots on the DAP war room map indicate the locations of the party’s Raya open houses in Penang this week.
The guy on the right pointing to the red dot is Chow Kon Yeow, the DAP Penang chairman cum state exco.
Sorry, dunno who the other guy (also pointing) is.
Dunno why they need two men to point either. After all, YB Chow has got another hand and five more fingers and he can point all by himself.
But since they already got two fellas, then for the sake of gender equality, they might as well have gotten a woman into the picture frame too.
And there are red dots aplenty anyway, so why not – while they are at it – have a Malay, an Indian and a Serani point at the other dots also.
After all, they can have so many Aduns supervise the changing of a lightbulb. YB Chow is standing in the middle (twitpic below).
Recalling the flying ashtray
Penangites are different from other Malaysians albeit they share a lot of similarities with their countrymen who live in Subang Jaya.
Penang islanders are very taksub to their Dear Leader.
And they have become very, very fiercely loyal to the DAP. Contradict them and you die.
They are scary people. Real scary…
The little wound on Guan Eng’s forehead has healed, Betty Chew’s hair has grown back and Penang’s First Couple wore colour-matching outfits for Hari Raya.
How parochially patriotic.
Their baju are the same colour as the Penang flag.
It is all Umno’s fault
They blame Umno for everything.
Now Guan Eng says that Malaysia is “still third-world” because Umno continues to play “the Melayu vs Cina game”.
To show that their Cina is not against the Melayu vote bank, the DAP war room has hatched the Red Dots Strategy — map below indicating all the Hari Raya makan functions they’re hosting in Penang.
The DAP (saka PAP) are emulating the Father of the Little Red Dot down south who wore a songkok to win Malay votes.