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Red Dot strategy

Them red dots on the DAP war room map indicate the locations of the party’s Raya open houses in Penang this week.

The guy on the right pointing to the red dot is Chow Kon Yeow, the DAP Penang chairman cum state exco.

Sorry, dunno who the other guy (also pointing) is.

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Dunno why they need two men to point either. After all, YB Chow has got another hand and five more fingers and he can point all by himself.

But since they already got two fellas, then for the sake of gender equality, they might as well have gotten a woman into the picture frame too.

And there are red dots aplenty anyway, so why not – while they are at it – have a Malay, an Indian and a Serani point at the other dots also.

After all, they can have so many Aduns supervise the changing of a lightbulb. YB Chow is standing in the middle (twitpic below).

dapmalaysiaAt 12mn yday, Pg Excoreps

Recalling the flying ashtray

Penangites are different from other Malaysians albeit they share a lot of similarities with their countrymen who live in Subang Jaya.

Penang islanders are very taksub to their Dear Leader.

And they have become very, very fiercely loyal to the DAP. Contradict them and you die.

They are scary people. Real scary…

Twitter cmlimguaneng It is all Pgites dat make it

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The little wound on Guan Eng’s forehead has healed, Betty Chew’s hair has grown back and Penang’s First Couple wore colour-matching outfits for Hari Raya.

How parochially patriotic.

Their baju are the same colour as the Penang flag.

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It is all Umno’s fault

They blame Umno for everything.

Now Guan Eng says that Malaysia is “still third-world” because Umno continues to play “the Melayu vs Cina game”.

To show that their Cina is not against the Melayu vote bank, the DAP war room has hatched the Red Dots Strategy — map below indicating all the Hari Raya makan functions they’re hosting in Penang.

The DAP (saka PAP) are emulating the Father of the Little Red Dot down south who wore a songkok to win Malay votes.

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9 thoughts on “Red Dot strategy

  1. No choice must fully utilize provision for Hari Raya celebration otherwise provisions for this year’s Christmas and next year’s CNY celebrations cannot make too grand, accounts lopsided not so nice!

  2. WE ARE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WITH MRT, LRT, ERL, MODERN AIRPORTS AND SEA PORTS, MANUFACTURING PLANTS ALL OVER MALAYSIA, MODERN HOSPITALS, IT INFRASTRUCTURE, MODERN HIGHWAYS, BLACKBERRYS, RUMAH URUT ALL OOOOVER SELANGOR AND PENANG, TIGER SHOWS, MERCEDES, BMWS, VWS, PORCHE DRIVEN BY MOSTLY CHINESE TAIKOS.
    WE ARE THIRD WORLD BCOZ THE CHINESE IN MALAYSIA THE MAJORITY OF THEM STILL DO NOT WANT TO ADOPT AMERICAN OR ENGLISH NAMES LIKE THEIR DISTANT COUSINS IN UK OR USA.
    WE ARE THIRD WORLD BCOZ THE ECONOMY IN THIS COUNTRY IS 95% CONTROLLED BY ONE RACE THE CHINESE. IT CAN ONLY HAPPEN IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.

  3. Only people with 3rd world mentality constantly talk, think about the 3rd world.

    Indeed we have people from the 3rd world. They happen to live in places with names like PePyongyang and JeruSubang.

    1. Setuju.

      Kesian Guan Eng… 3rd Class Citizen with 3rd grade in 3rd World country.

      Geng, nak tanya sikit… Apa kedudukan Guan Eng sekarang ni sebagai Setiausaha Agung DAP selepas notis ROS tak lama dulu? Kalau tak ada pemilihan semula CEC, apa jadi?

      1. Sorry friend. Lewat sikit. Seperti sedia maklum, kalau pemilihan semula CEC tidak dilakukan, berkemungkinan besar ahli-ahli DAP yang anti keluarga Lim akan membawa kes ini ke mahkamah.

        Apa yang pasti berlaku, LGE tidak akan adakan pemilihan semula CEC kerana ini mungkin akan membawa bencana kepada dia dan kroni-kroni keluarga Lim. Dengan itu, dia akan menuduh RoS bersubahat dengan Umno untuk mensabotaj DAP.

        1. Thank you. Yang tu memang aku dah agak. Bagaimana dari segi sah atau tidak jawatan yang disandang oleh Guan Eng? Adakah surat ROS itu hanya satu nasihat saja atau arahan yang perlu dipatuhi? Apa padahnya jika Guan Eng terus engkar? Apa tindakan undang2 yang boleh diambil oleh ROS maupun Guan Eng jika situasi ni masih tak berubah?

          1. Kalau kita ikut apa yang RoS perkatakan, memang tak sah, tapi sama ada RoS ada kuasa atau tidak untuk memaksa DAP supaya pemilihan semula dilakukan itu kena tanya peguam. Sebaik-baik kalau kita dapat salinan surat yang RoS beri kepada DAP, kita akan ketahui hal sebenar. Masalahnya kalau RoS reveal salinan surat mereka kepada DAP, RoS mungkin akan dituduh menfitnah DAP. Kalau kita harap DAP akan reveal salinan surat RoS, kita ni hanya mimpi sahaja.

  4. But, but, but, on another note, I do recalled a certain someone said “so you don’t have to worry about your safety when you come to Penang. In Johor, if you are a Singaporean, you are likely to get kidnapped”

    And the father said “And Johor Baru is, of course, the worst, where it is the capital of crime of Malaysia. When Pakatan makes its way to Putrajaya and forms the federal government, that will be our top agenda to remove this disgraceful notion of Johor Baru as the capital of crime,” he said.

    The father has fulfilled his election promise job of “removing this disgraceful notion of Johor Baru as the capital of crime,” and shifted that title to the son’s state.

    Eat your words father and son.

    And Singaporeans, you do have to worry about yoru safety in Selangor and Penang.

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