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Siapa KJ untuk menilai mutu kerja penjawat awam?

Suatu soalan telah diutarakan oleh Syed Akbar Ali, presiden Blog House Malaysia:

“Can you tell me what KJ did for a living before becoming a Minister? Or how KJ  earned an income?”

Jawapan: Urm, dia pernah kerja sebagai Pegawai Khas kepada bapa mentua Sleepy Dollah di pejabat Tingkat 4.

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‘Young gun’ naib presiden MCA Gan Ping Sieu yang seangkatan dengan KJ

Tahniah @khairykj

Gan Ping Sieu (ganpingsieu) on Twitter 2013-10-31 10-04-24

Kit Siang: (2008) KJ was “richest unemployed in the world

Dan apabila Tun Dol nyenyak tidur, ketika itulah KJ cari makan (menjawab pertanyaan SAA “how KJ earned an income”)

Pun zzz zzzz zzzzzz Tun Dol asyik terlena saja.

Atuk Kit Siang pernah menggelar Khairy Jamaluddin sebagai budak “penganggur paling kaya di dunia”.

Boleh KJ berkongsi rahsia kejayaannya dengan kita semua, ya.

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/82437
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/82437

Low quality, meh?

Baru-baru ini, KJ berkata wajar untuk para konsultan dibayar upah lumayan serta harus mereka digaji untuk membuat kerja-kerja jabatan kerajaan.

Ini mahupun sebelum pentadbiran Najib mengambil alih tampuk pemerintahan, para penjawat awam sudah lama menggalas tanggungjawab, contohnya Unit Perancangan Ekonomi (EPU) telahpun wujud sejak zaman Tunku lagi.

Atas dasar mahu “mutu tinggi” tersebut yang diuar-uarkan Team-Najib, maka KJ memutus untuk menggaji seorang Dapster untuk menjadi Setiausaha Akhbarnya. Menteri Belia dan Sukan itu menilai prestasi kerja Regina Lee (bff-best friend forever Hannah Yeoh) adalah cukup memuaskan.

Lagipun Regina sudah ada mempunyai CV cemerlang pujian “Wow, terribly impressed!” yang dicurahkan kepadanya oleh naib presiden MCA Gan Ping Sieu.

Mereka yang low class juga diperli sebagai “dumb fuck”

Twitter - reginalah- WTG1499. Go back to driving

Kereta WTG1499 bukan milik KJ.
Kereta Khairy berplet nombor ‘KJ 10 Q’.

KJ's convoy of Range Rovers

Belia Umno dipandang sepi KJ

Selepas Regina, kita tunggu Kementerian Belia dan Sukan membuka pintunya kepada pelatih-pelatih evangelista Tony Pua nanti.

Bukankah Pak Menteri Ketua Pemuda Umno itu membayangkan orang yang sediakala berkhidmat dengan kerajaan sememangnya tidak cukup bermutu?

Lagipun Pegawai Khas yang diambil si KJ itupun begitu mudah-mudah memaki-hamun orang yang tidak setaraf (sama kelas) dengan evangelista sebagai “dumb fuck”.

Regina Lee (reginalah) on Twitter

Ingat Dapster, ingat gengSTAR

Seekor Scissorati sekarang ini duduk pejabat KJ dan sedang sibuk mentweet (14,755 tweets setakat ini) kepada jaringan Jerusubangnya tentang kehebatan seorang Menteri Umno.

Beringat-ingatlah kenapa pula KJ boleh menjadi politikus kesayangan The J-Star masa kini.

Kita tahu pandangan Dapster terhadap orang kerajaan.

Akan tetapi ia bukan sekadar pembangkang yang memandang hina penjawat awam. Ada sesetengah orang kuat Umno pun demikian juga.

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31 thoughts on “Siapa KJ untuk menilai mutu kerja penjawat awam?

  1. KALAU BETUL REGINA LEE KAWAN BAIK HANNA YEOH, DAN KJ EMPLOY DIA SEBAGAI SECRETARY………OOOOOOOTINDAK KAN BIJAK KE TU, TINDAKAN CERDIK KE TU…..?

    ..INI TINDAKAN YANG BERQUALITY TINGGI YANG MENGATASi QUALITY PENJAWAT JUSA KERAJAAN !

    NOPE, TO ME THIS IS THE STUPIDIET THING TO DO, WHAT A STUPID POLITICIAN…..PLANTING A SPY IN HIS OFFICE.

    1. Helen,

      Imagine this: One Khairi jamaluddin without any connection with Tun Abdullah Badawi.

      He definitely not be existing ketua Pemuda UMNO. And he definitely is not our cabinet minister.

      But this is not a peculiarity. consider Guan eng if he is not the son of Kit siang. Definitely he will just be a failed accountant, not a Ketua Menteri.

      The problem with khairi and by extension Najib, is that they won in Malay majority areas . After winning the Malay support, they try to endear to others(meaning to chinese) by insinuating their own race.

      So, now we have PEMANDU which credibility is questionned. What happened to years of experience by senior government servants. Are they that bad?( simply for being appreciative of Malay values). What is so valuable about a young late 20s consultants that we have to pay her very high perks that inherently demean the other senior civil servants.

      Having “consultants” with higher salaries than the most seniors of civil service is damaging. They can say “Gaji aku lebih tinggi. Cakap banyak pula”.

      In case of Khairi, cant he find one qualified Pemuda UMNO to be his political secretary? Can not find one? or a case of simply looking down on PEMUDA UMNO.

      But yet they still vote for him. Sometimes people are plain dumb.

      1. Don’n forget there is the dumb and bumber fil

        -dollah -1- euro who gave away rm 1billion worth of asset for 1

        euro!

  2. Gan said Barisan Nasional was confident of securing more Chinese votes in the Sungai Limau by-election compared to the May 5 general election.

    The party’s initial assessment suggested that Chinese voters in the constituency were “more receptive” to its ideas, he said.

    This is very different compared to the May 5 polls when it was apparent the Chinese voters were more inclined towards the Ubah mentality,” he said, adding that he was also impressed with the set-up of the party’s election machinery in Sungai Limau.

    Who is this guy kidding ?

    1. Hai kan nak tunggu 4tahun lama sangat tu, kalau takde apa apa projek, kuli2 nak makan ape? Vote aje la, dapat cekop satu dua projek sementara tunggu GE14 pun kira pada la.

  3. Maybe we should find out who’s the owner of WTG1499 that caused Regina ‘Dumb-Fuck’ Lee, the Press Secretary to the Malaysian Youth and Sports Minister, so angry?

    That ‘Dumb-Fuck’ expression is so synonymous with sporty youths these days don’t you think? I mean, it must be so popular with liberal and progressive youths and it’s kinda suits the Ministry well. Very commendable for such an office holder to ‘dumb-fuck’ someone else on Twitter no matter how dumb that fuck is.

    Do you think such behavior will be celebrated in singapore? I’m not sure because I am just another fuck-dumb.

    1. ITU KURANG AJAR NAMA NYA…… WHAT A MINISTRY.

      SEMUA MULUT TOKAK.

      ITUNYANG DIA KATAADA QUALITY, UNLIKE JUSA CIVIL SERVANTS………..

    1. Mulan,

      Duit pembayar cukai itu juga termasuk pengundi PR. Melainkan duit itu adalah duit UMNO atau BN, semua rakyat Malaysia berhak menikmatinya tak kira di negeri BN atau PR.

    1. Pandan — let him face off Rafizi in an evenly mixed constituency and put his Bangsa Malaysia credentials to the test.

      1. Helen,

        Agreed. No point shouting Malaysian first but then choose to contest in heavily malay majority area. Why not face off anthony Loke in mixed constituents.

        “Masa tu barulah tahu langit tinggi rendah “.

        1. S’okay, Pandan will do. Both Malays and England-educated, hence evenly matched. See if KJ-Regina fusion Firstness can supercede Rafizi’s appeal.

          1. Helen, surely Rafizi will kalah. He’s too fond of him. Just google the debates done in the UK few years ago and you’ll know what I mean.

            1. Perhaps Nurul Izzah in Lembah Pantai Bangsar Sentral would be a good option as Hanana suggests.

          2. Pandan sounds nice, especially both of these young MPs have played the ‘debate’ pantomime really well in the past, which in my most humble opinion contributed to building their ‘young intellectual’ image, as part-and-parcel of the relentless self-aggrandisement exercises.

            I suggest we let KJ contest in Lembah Pantai, which is an even more liberal and progressive option. This parliamentary area is represented by non other than Nurul Izzah, the daughter of KJ’s non-identical, gerontologically-advanced twin – Anwar Ibrahim.

            Furthermore, this option might also get the evangalista Regina ‘Dumb-Fuck’ Lee moist all in the right places, considering that Nurul Izzah once abused a verse in the Holy Quran (Al-Baqarah to be precise) and claimed that malay-muslims should also be allowed to ‘murtad’.

            Then let us see which progressive liberals would win the seat. This is just a humble suggestion. I’m not sure because I’m just another fuck-dumb.

            1. LOL, Lembah Pantai sounds cool too. After all, Nurul is so best friend with Hannah who is so best friend with Regina … O, what a tangled web they weave when the Firsters practise to deceive.

  4. .

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    …….AND where in their anotomies is the fusion taking place

    now that she is screaming that she is a good f??? ?

  5. Do you think that KJ have “berani” lawan di parlimen pandan? I dont think so. with his “brilliant” sec pol pun, sure kj kalah bawah bendera umno di pandan.

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