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UBAH: Something to make you ponder

UBAH: Dye hair blonde

blonde-asian

UBAH: Wear blue contact lenses

blue eyes

UBAH: Plastic surgery

PlasticSurgery

Lifestyle change: Get married, have kids

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Handsome man, nampaknya pun a beautiful wife

Yang tak boleh ubah: DNA

As such, the hubby is not quite sure that the kids coming out are the product of the perfect coupling

Okay, now about the DAP evangelista chameleons

And the Pakatan unholy matrimony

Well … what can we say? Poor PAS, kesiannya

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What a freakin’ pervert!

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36 thoughts on “UBAH: Something to make you ponder

      1. “Parlimen Belia Malaysia (PBM) akan bersidang pada April 2014. Pilihanraya PBM akan diadakan pada Februari atau Mac 2014.
        PBM adalah pentas utama bagi anak muda Malaysia tampil dengan idea-idea demi pembangunan negara.
        Usul-usul yang diluluskan oleh PBM akan dibawa ke perhatian Jemaah Menteri sebagai suara dan luahan hati anak muda, dan Kementerian Belia & Sukan akan bertindak atas cadangan-cadangan yang dibuat. PBM juga akan menjadi ‘training ground’ bagi pemimpin-pemimpin masa depan negara sebagai seorang wakil orang muda yang diberi amanah untuk bersuara demi kepentingan generasi. Pendaftaran untuk menjadi pengundi PBM kini terbuka di http://www.parlimenbelia.gov.my
        Manakala pendaftaran untuk menjadi calon PBM akan dibuka pada bulan Januari 2014.”

        Ini baru diposting oleh KJ and shared by PM in his FB. Nak tenguk berapa ramai Evangilista dan Belia Bukan Melayu yang akan turut serta nanti.

  1. Racism is a white man’s disease. It is obvious that this Change is anti Asian and it must be stopped.

    1. Wrong. Racism is an inherent part of human nature and is common in all cultures.

      We all have biases related to physical appearance. Some people are biased against ginger haired people, fat people, short people etc. I argue that skin colour is the MOST prominent and identifiable aspect of the human physical appearance, which makes it the very essence of racism.

      Racism is primarily related to skin colour and loosely related to culture, status, nationality and upbringing. One can say skin colour approximates the propensity of racism. Human social structures have grown around that simple correlation.

      To give the credit where it is due, racism was taken to a higher– some say institutional– level by the white man. He made it an industry, and continues to do so to this day. But to say it is a disease of the white man is furthest from truth. Asians are just as susceptible of it.

      Asians do racism in many ways, but generally they try to avoid the underlying physical aspect of it. Asians tend to avoid making social bonds (friendship or marriage) with people who are of slightly different shades of brown or yellow. But when pressed to reveal their bias, they tend to hide behind reasons related to ‘religion’ or ‘culture’ or ‘political affiliations’.

  2. Kak Helen, your posting “UBAH: Something to make you ponder” really make us ponder.
    It must be a compliment to Tun M that the kids today (especially the Hannah Banana and younger generation) have taken to the Dasar Pandang Ke Timur 2.0. KJ seems to like it, so do the rest of the DAPster crowd.

    What is Dasar Pandang Ke Timur 2.0?

    1. Mengikut cara hidup orang Korea and Jepun dalam kehidupan seharian
    This would include following Korean lifestyles including the way Koreans do their make up (for men and women), eating Korean food and watching intellectual Korean art. It seems like the young DAPsters have been turning Korean like being inspired by Opah Ubah-style like Psy. (Shame to the copycat UMNO for actually bringing Psy to Penang.)

    I must be old-fashion because I encourage ethnic Chinese boys and girls to wear Chinese dresses. I need to apologize to HY as I am very old fashion. I forgot this is not the 1960s where Chinese women wear samfoo to work. Instead the qipao is for White people as pointed out by Anonymous A:

    “I happen to know a few white women married to Chinese men who occasionally wear the Chinese dress but they identify themselves as white.”

    Chinese today like HY are modern as they are semi-white – yellow outside hollow inside. Most Chinese now follow closely the Korean lifestyle by watching Korean soaps and even do plastic surgery to be Korean. It is more high class to be Korean than Chinese.

    2. Peka dengan teknologi canggih dari Negara-negara seperti Korea and Jepun

    KJ and Hannah and Iguana would really be proud of this. Without the Samsung Galaxy phone, we cannot tweet 24/7. We cannot tell our friends that we are busy and passing motion in the jamban without a Samsung Galaxy phone.

    We cannot well wish our friends and enemies Insya Allah and keep track of our blessings when going to funerals. We cannot show our friends our latest baju kurung and our favorite vendor at Little India.

    3. Mengikut adat resam Jepun and Korea yang amat kelas

    Like cosplay and dressing up like Pokemon. Eat kimchi and visit Korea. Nice Chinese school girls will dye their hair blonde or blue and wear blue eye contacts like manga characters. Even the Melayu pun terikut2 because it is so high class to be Korean.

    Who wants to wear a cheong sam and be as old as the singing Ah Sohs on the AEC Golden singing contest or even look like Ng Yen Yen. So loh thou.

    Forget Ridzuan Tee and Perkasa. So old fashion. We prefer Rain and we are the Girls Generation.

    1. yeah, holding in one hand a glass of scotch, another one a stick of mild 7, reciting the liuyong poetry “lovers have suffered since ancient times the sorrows of parting. how can I bear further my solitude in this clear autumn season?….” so beautiful, so sad….

      n some fantasize the ‘chinese dress’ would make him look less shallow.

      1. I fantasize that HY would write in classy Queen’s English or SPM Credit level BM.

        HY can you tell you which 2nd hand store could you buy a Mild 7? I thought it is now called Mevius.

        HY. Since it is cool to be Korean, you should call yourself Kim HY and get plastic surgery and eat some kimchi to help you detox.

        1. 多情自古傷離別,更那堪冷落清秋節,今宵酒醒何處,楊柳岸、晚風殘月。opps no queens english, only literary chinese.

          i first thought the ‘chiness dressed’ seer would share with me his view of the poem, and whether the translation is readable or too lossy, and tell us 柳永 being one of the poet represent the 婉约派, how his poetry touched the heart of the mass, but all he could do is to comment on the brand of cigarette. n ironically he is trying to lecture me about being chinese.

          hey, look into the mirror i am pretty sure he can see ak47, the other joker.

          1. HY. Don’t bluff people here with your blurb about Chinese. You are just a copy cat, reaching out to those tomes next to you. At most you know less than 1,000 characters of Chinese these days. The Sin Chew Jit Poh is designed to cater to those nits who can remember less than 1,000 characters. 3-4,000 characters you are a University graduate. There are 10,000 characters in the Chinese language. it is good I have now brainwashed and inserted AK47 into whatever you have between your ears which is one big hole.

            1. “汉语大字典” 54000 characters.
              “中华字海” 85000 characters.

              even a copy cats know he shd copy only facts. thus know less than 1000 characters is more than enough to deal with 2 jokers, a fact too, just saying :)

              1. HY. At least you agree with me about the 10,000 Chinese characters some of which have lost their meaning because these were used thousands of years ago. OK ?

              2. “lovers have suffered since ancient times the sorrows of parting. how can I bear further my solitude in this clear autumn season?….” so beautiful, so sad….

                The torture of reading HYs writing is real suffering to anyone to see it.

                P/s what is the heart of the mass? Can we have the Chinese translation?

    2. Actually no. The Dapsters are Western wannabe and hold popular culture from Korea and Japan with disdain.

  3. Proposal for human engineering — Let’s bring back eugenics and selective breeding.

    The story of short, broad nosed chinese lady who forced sex on the poor and unsuspecting ‘white’ bosnian man (ptui) made headlines a few months ago. The moral of the story is that typical Asian women want kids with ‘white’ European feature.

    I think the desire to have ‘white’ looking kids is now so indelibly etched into the stereotypical asian female psyche that the only way to relieve her affliction is to let it happen.

    Allow white men to donate to Asian sperm banks and make it permissible for Asian women to impregnate themselves with these ‘white man sperm’. If it becomes socially acceptable, then all the better. Asian men will have to accept their uselessness and Asians will be rendered extinct within a few generations. Part of human racism solved — coolies and pariahs and malas-malays won’t exist any more.

    If there were to be backlash against the use of ‘white man’s’ sperms to impregnate asian women, I hope the protests start among the women. I know Asian men are usually too weak and effeminate to fight for the collective dignity of Asian women. This was obvious since the time of the publication of Suzy Wong.

    1. Kaakaaa. For the Chinese, there are at least 600 Millions Chinese women in the World, I am not worried and have no hang-ups or hangovers on this issue. Welcome and enjoy !

  4. Ms H. The lady with the blonde hair looks Hainanese. Hainanese are not the real Chinese, the Hans. They belong to the Laos of Indo-China and behave quite differently from the Hans. Where are you HY ? If you want to know more about the Laos and the Hans, please ask the British !

    1. Re. The lady with the blonde hair looks Hainanese

      She is Kimora Lee Simmons, once upon time American supermodel of Korean and African American parentage.
      Once I bumped into her and her mother in Sungai Wang Plaza, trust me she is not that pretty in person….

  5. I notice that has been a trend for Chinese to commit suicide of late, since yesterday there have 4 cases :

    1. Lelaki rentung di taman permainan

    KAMPAR: Mayat seorang lelaki ditemui rentung disamping nota kertas tertulis ‘saya bunuh diri dengan kejam’ (bahasa Mandarin) berhampiran sebuah taman permainan, Taman Sayang, Gopeng di sini tengah hari tadi.

    Mayat dipercayai seorang lelaki Cina berusia 50-an dengan ketinggian 160 sm terbaring di sebuah pondok permainan berkenaan.

    http://www.hmetro.com.my/myMetro/articles/Mayatlelakirentungditamanpermainan/Article/index_html

    2. Lelaki terjun bunuh diri

    GEORGETOWN: Seorang lelaki berusia 49 tahun bertindak bunuh diri dengan terjun dari tingkat 24 di sebuah pangsapuri dekat Jalan Macallum di sini petang tadi.

    Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 6 petang itu, Liew Kam Ming terjun dari tingkat berkenaan dan menghempap sebuah kereta jenis Proton Waja yang diletakkan di parkir pangsapuri itu.

    http://www.hmetro.com.my/myMetro/articles/Lelakiterjunbunuhdiri/Article/index_html

    3. Pelajar perubatan ditemui mati disyaki bunuh diri

    KUALA PILAH – Seorang lelaki ditemui mati dalam keadaan tertiarap di dalam bilik tidur ibu bapanya, di Taman Pilah Perdana, di sini, kelmarin lapor Sinar Harian.

    Mayat Aivern Loo, 21, pelajar tahun ketiga jurusan perubatan di Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia (UKM) ditemui ibunya, Lee Tai Giok, 56, kira-kira jam 12 tengah hari.

    http://malaysianreview.com/31215/pelajar-perubatan-ditemui-mati-disyaki-bunuh-diri/

    4. Lelaki ditemui mati kepala ditutup plastik

    Segamat: Seorang bakal pensyarah ditemui mati dalam keadaan kepalanya ditutup dengan plastik yang diisi dengan gas hidrogen dalam bilik kediamannya di Bukit Siput di sini, petang semalam.

    Mayat Fong Chik Foong, 33, ditemui ibunya kira-kira jam 2 petang dalam keadaan terlentang bersama dua tong gas berisi hidrogen di sisinya selain wang dan nota dalam tulisan Cina meminta keluarganya supaya tidak bersedih di atas kematiannya.

    http://www.bharian.com.my/bharian/articles/Lelakiditemuimatikepaladitutupplastik/Article/

    have they become the new Indian, which believe in reincarnation and circle of life?

  6. Re” …have they become the new Indian, which believe in reincarnation and circle of life? ”

    Um, if they were Buddhist, you think they don’t believe in that ?

    Didn’t you claim you were an analyst of some kind ?

    1. Re. Um, if they were Buddhist, you think they don’t believe in that ?

      How many Chinese actually have some sort of religious classes to actually understand the concept Samsara and Bodhisattva?

      How many Chinese actually agree and understand that Buddhism is not a form of religion? When it is in fact “a way of life.”

      How many Chinese actually understand that Buddha is a mere mortal, neither a god nor a monk? When asked, who is he, his answer was “the enlightened one”.

      Please do not confuse between Buddhism and Taoist. Taoist has a totally different concept of afterlife than that of Buddhism.

      Even in Buddhism itself, there three different sects or branches i.e Mahayana, Theravada and Vajrayana.

      Re. Didn’t you claim you were an analyst of some kind ?

      Wow! Islam1st is right after all, the “TODI” has actually affected your brain, an Analyst is not a Theologists. There are many type of analyst fyi…

      1. Re: “How many Chinese actually have some sort of religious classes to actually understand the concept Samsara and Bodhisattva? ”

        Why does it matter ? Your implication was that they were unaware of the concepts with your remarks that they were the “new Indians”.

        Re:”How many Chinese actually agree and understand that Buddhism is not a form of religion? When it is in fact “a way of life.”

        Again what does this matter ? Many Indians believe that Hindusim is a way of life as well, differentiating between theological beliefs and cultural practises.

        Re:”Please do not confuse between Buddhism and Taoist. Taoist has a totally different concept of afterlife than that of Buddhism.

        The only one who seems to be confusing anything is you when, you can’t seem to get a handle on the commonality of belief structures, when attempting to make racial remarks.

        Re:”Wow! Islam1st is right after all, the “TODI” has actually
        affected your brain, an Analyst is not a Theologists. There are many type of analyst fyi…”

        Oh, I get that racial insults come easily to people like you but even you should see the irony in prattling on about theological concepts but claiming otherwise.

        In your own moronic way you took great pride in describing how as an analyst you reviewed differences sources of information before arriving at a specific conclusion or solution, which you applied outside work. I can see what can of analyst you are when the best you can come up is aping a known racist and fumbling when attempting to be the same.

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