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Kembar seiras dijumpai setelah 35 tahun berpisah

Sifat ‘chameleon’ evangelista amat menakjubkan sekali.

Biawak lidah bercabang boleh mengambil rupa muslimah, rupa orang lelaki warak beserta meniru apa-apa rupa sahaja asalkan ia menguntungkan.

Kalian mungkin masih lagi ingat peristiwa plaster di dahi Guan Eng tidak berapa lama dahulu.

Duties: First aid, to tend to Dear Leader when he gets head injuries

Apabila setiausaha agung DAP itu ditanya tentang seorang Pegawai Khas mudanya yang lawa, dia telah mengamok pada wartawan seraya mengugut mahu saman malu.

Kata Guan Eng: “You all print lah. You all print, you see what I’ll do. I’ll sue”, ”I want you all to print first and you see what I do to your paper”, “I’m going to sue definitely … my lawyer is here”, “then you see what I do to you”.

(Sekarang ini, Marina Mahathir pun terikut-ikut gaya Guan Eng dengan ugutannya hendak menyaman Isma.)

Pegawai Khas kepada Menteri

Soksek-soksek seketika dulu tentang Pegawai Khas Guan Eng tersebut berkisar pada wanita yang gambarnya di bawah – belah kiri – bergelar Ng Paik Kheng (nama juga dieja ‘Phaik Keng’ dalam sesetengah laporan lain).

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Wanita di sebelah kanan gambar pula ialah Regina Lee, Pegawai Khas Khairy Jamaluddin.

Berikut ialah laporan hari ini oleh blogger Annie:

Ketika berlangsungnya satu sidang akhbar bulan Mei di ibupejabat DAP di Pudu untuk memperkenalkan calon pilihanraya, Regina Lee (tatkala itu bertugas dengan The J-Star) duduk di baris depan.

“As Guan Eng entered the room and took his seat facing the reporters, the first remark that he did was, ‘Wah! Regina also here. Hi Regina!’.

Guan Eng was actually smiling from ear to ear and started behaving a bit like a very happy nerdy Chinese schoolboy. […]

… Guan Eng’s rather enthusiastic exclamation and sudden funny behavior.

Then Guan Eng turned to the other reporters and his DAP gang and chuckled, ‘Regina is from Star. Very powerful. I’m now scared la….’

I didn’t see how Regina reacted to that. But it was obvious, Guan Eng did like her quite a bit…. as a reporter, I guess.” (sumber: ‘KJ must had made Guan Eng jealous‘)

Bab (Annie memetik Guan Eng menyebut) Regina “very powerful” adalah kerana hubungan akrab Regina dengan ketua-ketua pengarang evangelista akhbar Jerusubang itu. Dengar khabar Regina adalah “blue-eyed girl” bagi CEO Kumpulan Media Star, Datuk Seri Wong Chun Wai.

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Pantas dinaikkan pangkat oleh J-Star

Gambar (belah kiri) di atas ialah Chin Peng, kepala Bintang Tiga. Gambar kanan ialah Teh Eng Hock, wartawan kanan The J-Star dan juga suami Regina Lee.

Setelah Teh Eng Hock menghina Rosmah dengan usikan “the biggest one [Big Mama] of all“, dia telah dinaik pangkat oleh majikannya syarikat milik MCA itu.

Baru-baru ini, Teh Eng Hock telah ditingkatkan pangkat lagi.

Bagi Scissorati lagi kuat dia pro-DAP, lagi cepat dia akan naik di J-Star.

@khairykj

Spesi Iguana Eng

Biawak berkulit ungu dengan tompok-tompok hitam yang mampu berUBAH-ubah bentuk mengikut kebersesuaian suasana — gambar SINI.

Adakah evangelista sebenarnya begitu lemah? Mengikut orang PAS liberal Mujahid Yusof Rawa, Kristian hanya 9.2 peratus daripada jumlah penduduk Malaysia.

Betul, bancian menunjukkan penganut Kristian sekitar 10 peratus tetapi orang Cina (mahupun yang bukan Kristian) membentuk sehingga suku daripada penduduk negara dan adalah majoriti di kawasan bandar high class. Orang yang duduk di kota jauh lebih lantang suara mereka berbanding orang kampung. Orang bandar juga lebih licik.

Evangelista bukan sekadar meraih sokongan masyarakat Cina dan masyarakat bandar malah masyarakat Melayu Bangsar juga.

Baru-baru ini, Ketua Pemuda MCA Wee Ka Siong menyanggah titah Sultan Selangor tentang penggunaan kalimah Allah. Apa kata bos Regina Lee, si Ketua Pemuda Umno itu pula?

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13 thoughts on “Kembar seiras dijumpai setelah 35 tahun berpisah

  1. MCA election coming so the fat boy has to up the ante. Never mind if it offends Malays and Muslims as long as he gets the votes. When Umno people do that they accuse Umno people of racism, discrimination all sorts of accusations but now when this fat boy say this they all sokong him.

  2. If some almost unknown cult can collect hundreds of millions while the leader is wanted I’m sure the legal and more polished larger racket like the evangelists have accumulated billions by now.

    Under estimate them at your own peril.

  3. that cartoon of KJ licking is disgusting.. look like hes having an Oxford style orgasm..maybe Anwar Ibrahim cartoon version doing something to him below or behind.

    Regina Lee and LGE should be proud to have their faces share the same page with KJ cartoon version. They are after all pakatoons.

    As for LGE fancying Regina or Rainbow, well, so far he is not caught with with his pants down like Chua Soi Lek.

    1. re: “that cartoon of KJ licking is disgusting..”

      It is his current Twitter profile pic. Maybe his Press Secretary has something to do with this new ‘hip and cool’ branding (i.e. KJ licking the rainbow lollipop).

      1. Licking? Dia ni member of the Miley Cyrus fanclub ke? BTW, seriously, anak-anak dia nama Puma and Cougar?

        1. Nama timang-timangan gitu…I just can’t help but to wonder how could parents call their kids dengan nama HAIWAN?

      2. Re. Maybe his Press Secretary has something to do with this new ‘hip and cool’ branding (i.e. KJ licking the rainbow lollipop).

        YouTube: You Gotta Lick It

  4. there are 2 things that all male Malaysian politicians have in common despite their opposing views in politics; (1) halal food and (2) women.

    well….like they say, boys will be boys. :)

  5. This is totally off-topic. What is it about Islam that provokes such strong hatred that people actually take pride and make it their mission to insult our God, our Prophet and everything related?

    (http://khairulryezal.blogspot.com/2013/11/minta-sama-sama-kita-buat-laporan.html)

    I have yet to see a malay insult the religion, god and prophets of others to the extent that others have done to Islam. I wish all these so-called Malaysians would take a step back and ponder on what it is they want to achieve by insulting the Malay-muslims.

    1. Perplexing question: If they’re so insulting of Islam, why then are they so keen to call their own shapeshifting and name-changing trinitarian god by the name of Allah? What kind of bipolar hypocrites are they?!

      1. Malaysia is full of contradictions.

        Paksa anak2 Melayu belajar dalam Bahasa Malaysia, tapi anak sendiri hantar ke international schools nak pandai English.

        Bising satu dunia parti dia kononnya multi kaum, tapi ahli2 nya majoriti dari satu kaum.

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