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Pemandu are young hotshot drivers of flashy cars

Below are the police at work controlling demonstrators on New Year’s eve 2014.

The Malay officers are being squashed from front and back by Malay protestors.

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Below is a Pemandu SENIOR ANALYST by the name of Farah Intan Burhanudin.

As we all know, Pemandu are Najib’s team of advisors in the Prime Minister’s Office (PMO).

Like Farah Intan, many other driver-advisors are also hotshot greenhorns but since they’re a Najib Special order, they’re fortunate enough to be placed outside the rigid civil service. Their special-ness allows the Pemandu youngsters – but jobwise ranked Senior Analyst – to be given huge salaries and perks way above and beyond the fuddy-duddy, graded old gomen servants.

This issue of their exorbitant salaries (think young Madame Speaker) has been in the news and not too long ago.

Nonetheless, the PMO insists that their hotshot drivers are hired on M-E-R-I-T.

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Among the tasks in Farah’s Pemandu scope is one of monitoring the police.

Again as we know, Najib’s ‘Transformation’ programme is an alphabet soup. Among the pieces floating in the soup are KPIs (Key Performance Indicators) and NKRAs (National Key Result Areas).

Farah’s job to examine the police’s KPIs and mark their NKRAs.

In other words, this young party queen (picture below) is the Pemandu with the power to check on how well our men in blue perform.

To put it in a nutshell, Farah is vested by Najib Razak’s PMO with the authority to evaluate the police and to tell them how to do their job better.

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36 thoughts on “Pemandu are young hotshot drivers of flashy cars

    1. Terlintas di benak fikiran saya jurang di antara Farah Intan dan seorang pegawai polis (mata-mata) yang menjalankan tugas peronda.

      Gaji Puan Speaker Mama Dapster adalah 50x ganda (ulang: LIMA PULUH KALI lebih besar) gaji minima nasional.

      Lepas tu pula, macam Papa Dapster, si Mama pun dok begitu pandai nak claim — yang satu kononnya Merc baru itu adalah setimpal dengan martabat seorang Ketua Menteri P. Pinang, yang satu lagi kononnya pasangan (suami) Speaker berhak melancong ke luar negara mengikut program.

      Dua-dua politik “entitlement” … boros adalah hak mereka yang akan dipertahankan mati-matian oleh pengikut-pengikut taksub.

      1. PENGIKUT TAKSUB yang tak cerdik berfikir.

        Hitam dia kata putih, putih dia kata hitam………colour blind !

        1. Aduh! Kenaikan gaji polis RM100 setahun.

          Gaji bagi konstabel Peringkat 1 (permulaan): RM1,013.61, gaji maksimum RM2,433.90.

          Bermaksud kadar kenaikan gaji setahun hanya 10 peratus.

          Ni Speaker sekali naik gaji 300 peratus, itupun dia sendiri yang dok bagi.

          1. Re, Ni Speaker sekali naik gaji 300 peratus, itupun dia sendiri yang dok bagi.

            Nanti I check dengan my BFF yang ada dalam dewan atau meeting masa diorang bincangkan/bentangkan isu kenaikan gaji. Tak ingat siapa punya kerja atau siapa yang cakap tapi dalam meeting tu, instead of focus on the issue of salary raise, one of them was busy condemning the BN Gomen and previous State Gomen.

            1. Okay, thanks for offering.

              She presides over the Dewan. Approving for herself the tripling of the Speaker’s pay is obscene. She has only had 5 years’ working experience (one term) in the legislature.

              Does anyone think that if she were to be in the private sector, with 5 years work behind her in that particular industry (in her case politics), she would deserve a paypacket of RM45,000 + other perks?

              Oh ya, LOL, since you’re asking, can you please find out for us what the allowances and other payable claims are for the Speaker? Her Speaker allowances have NOT yet been factored into the RM45k package that we’ve calculated HY is taking home.

  1. mengambil satu saja contoh:
    “kononnya Merc baru itu adalah setimpal dengan martabat seorang Ketua Menteri P. Pinang”

    puak-puak yang percaya kepada DAP nak kata apa dalam hal ini. merc mewah itu setimpal dengan martabat KM PP atau setimpal dengan ‘jasa’ seorang KM?

    bukankah DAP juga yang sering melaungkan ‘merit’?

    nampak jelas, even PM Najib sendiri membayar harga yang mahal untuk team pemandu yang dikatakannya berdasarkan ‘merit’ tetapi sebenarnya cuma berdasarkan ‘martabat sehelai kertas’ yang dipanggil ‘degree’ atau ‘master’ atau ‘phd’.

    merit sebenar bukankah sepatutnya apakah ‘sumbangan’ dan apakah ‘jasa’ dan apakah ‘pencapaian’ yang sudah di capai…..?

    benarlah negara ini sudah berubah…..!

    1. re: “cuma berdasarkan ‘martabat sehelai kertas’ yang dipanggil ‘degree’ atau ‘master’ atau ‘phd'”

      Pemandu pemegang ijazah terlalu ‘disconnected’ dari rakyat marhaen. Berapa orang wanita Melayu yang macam Farah Intan? Dia tu bukan tipikal.

      Apa dia tahu tentang kerja polis?

      1. Re Apa dia tahu tentang kerja polis?

        Jangan pandang rendah Farah Intan ni. Dia tahu tentang kerja polis melalui filem aksi polis Hollywood.

  2. Farah ni bukan pemandu pun Helen.. Dia ni kerja dengan ‘Pemandu’ PM Najib..

    Tugas dia hanyalah menganalisa jalan mana yang tidak jamm semasa tukang pandu memandu kereta najib.. saya nama kan tukang pandu sebab yang ‘Pemandu’ tidak memandu. Dia hanya kutip maklumat dari penganalisa jalan, tukang pandu, mekanik kereta, tukang basuh kereta,.. kemudian bagi maklumat kat najib..

    Najib ni pulak dari golongan bangsawan yang tak mahu buat kerja sendiri, semua ‘spoon feed’..

    Pernah tahu tak siapa ‘pemandu’ Tun M dulu?

  3. RE. Among the pieces floating in the soup are KPIs (Key Performance Indicators) and NKRAs (National Key Result Areas).

    and resulting in constant diarrhea of EBU! EBU! EBU!

    1. Re and resulting in constant diarrhea of EBU! EBU! EBU!

      and with that, the DAP’s evangelistas come along with their Kool Aid of Ubah ! The perfect cure !

        1. Re The perfect intoxicating drink, you mean.

          Yes, something like that, after the initial stage of intoxication, they move on to stage 2, which is perpetual hysteria.

            1. Re And after that the hangover?

              What hangover ? Where got ? They are in perpetual hysteria. Never stops la these people. They always slam you, just look at how they slam you on your own blog.

              The only time there’s going to be a hangover is when the Malays, Muslims, Indians, the Natives, all their victims gang up and turn on them.

              You want to know when that will happen ? Next GE, when everyone has had enough of them and say ENOUGH !

              1. What kind of “Key Performance Indicators,” one wonders, was effectively in place during the selection process that admitted Ms. Farah into the post-of-distinction that oversees PDRM officers’ discharge of public duty – at the PMO.

  4. I want to share this with everyone here. This is a comment from Casey Tan at R P K:

    “GrandMarquis US
    Hahahaha….. I am neither a supporter of PR or BN….. I am neither a priest or a monk (of high moral?) …. just an ordinary Malaysian who enjoys reading MT. As a Chinese, I just see the funny side of MCA leaders … and also realise the tragic commedy of this dying racist group which is no longer relevant in modern Malaysia. This generation of Malaysians (my two sons and a daughter) will only support a party which is not race-based.”

    Re This generation of Malaysians (my two sons and a daughter) will only support a party which is not race based.

    And yet they want to preserve Chinese schools, or I must have got it wrong. Is this Casey a Malaysian First ?

    Here’s the link. http://www.malaysia-today.net/spin-and-spin-yet-again/

    1. I am curious – Would they support PAS, which is religion based? If they vote for PR, that would also mean they are supporting religious based parties, wouldn’t that a contradiction ?

  5. I think one issue which was not explored in the case of salary increase of Selangor PR leaders is how the figure was arrived. How can you justify a speaker being given such a huge increase and being the 2nd highest paid when his/her role is limited to during the assembly in session unlike the job of ADUN which is tough being almost a 24-7 job. This shows the huge influence that DAP and especially Hannah has over MB Khalid. There is no country in the world that a speaker gets higher salary than MPs/ADUNs or even exco members. Selangor truly boleh!

  6. hi helen

    Farah ni akademik hebat kn. Lulusan farah pasti hebat dri PM n bapak2 polis yg brijazah undang2.

    Polis2 lembut tengkok bla brurusan dgn Farah. Cam ni krja2 pasti beres dgn gadis sperti Farah yg sweet yg thing ni.

  7. I heard from my bro who works as pemandu, farah has no longer served pemandu anymore, she was on 2-year contract, nevertheless that was her personnel life ok…

      1. Yes, there are many more like her in Pemandu.

        Pemandees (female Pemandu analysts) seem to have above average looks (only Malay, Chinese, Serani or East Malaysians of course) and look like they’re candidates for UMNO warlords harems (mistress or even 2nd, 3rd or 4th wife).

        With Jibby’s aimless wanderings, I’m inclined to believe they’re as effective at their jobs as dumb blonds.

    1. the point is, najib has mumbo-jumboed the civil service by introducing pemandu.

      if this pemandu is just another independent body to evaluate and give suggestion to the government (ie consultant), then fine. but the issue here is pemandu is part of the government setup from what i see. when you are part of the government setup, why the hell must their personnel be excluded by the rigidness of the code of conduct of a normal civil servant?

      or if the status of this pemandu is non-government body, does the government obliged to hear and execute orders from this entity? and this ‘head of consultant’ seems so powerful by trying to meddle with the daily operation of the ministries across the government environment as if they know by the back of their hand the complexity of running a government operations.

    2. Re. I heard from my bro who works as pemandu,

      Why don’t you update us or ask your brother what kind of “stuff: he and the goons do at the office…

  8. What the effing F is their job scope anyway?

    I become extra leery whenever I see the word analyst. Anybody can analyse, what makes these analysts so special? I’m gonna call them AnaL-YeAst (TM) from now on.

    1. KPI (for CONSULTANTS@The New Putrajaya)

      to identified and appoint more consultants to do their job……
      .. now you know why the cost of paying this con-sultan runs into billions…..

    1. :) so Helen dah taubat belum?

      Allah yang dia nak tu sebagai ganti nama kepada Yesus kan? kenapa pula dia doakan Helen begini:

      ‘DIA telah mati dan hidup semula untuk menyucikan dosa-dosa kita. Apakah kita tidak segan untuk membelakanginya. Demi Allah, Yesus dan Ruh Kudus. Terimalah Allah dan Yesus di dalam hatimu wahai Saudari Helen Ang.’

      Berapa tuhan dia ada?

  9. I bet they hire consultants to look at their watches and tell the time too. Hahaha

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