Projek mega Selangor bermula di Kajang

January 28, 2014 at 1:50 pm 17 comments

RM1.85 bilion — nilai hasil keseluruhan negeri Selangor bagi 2014 (unjuran)

RM2.71 bilion — nilai simpanan Selangor dalam bentuk kumpulan wang disatukan (tunai & pelaburan)

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Si Khalid Kedekut

Menteri Besar berlatarbelakang korporat ini berjaya mengumpul rizab yang melambak-lambak.

Tapi dia lokek berbelanja (kecuali mahu menaikkan gaji Puan Speaker).

Namun kesilapan Khalid ialah lupa menaikkan gaji Penasihat Ekonomi negeri.

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Gaji RM1 mana boleh hidup?

Dengan kadar inflasi melonjat secara mendadak, maka penasihat ekonomi Selangor mulai lah merasa berada dalam kesempitan rezeki.

Apa sebab Khalid tak salurkan imbuhan yang setimpal kepada si penasihat yang bergaji RM1 itu?

Ya lor, you pay peanuts to the wardens sure you get monkeys taking over the zoo.

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Pemimpin paling berkuasa dari segi kewangan

(1) Pemimpin yang paling banyak ‘access’ kepada dana kerajaan ialah YAB Perdana Menteri.

(2) Orang yang kedua paling berpengaruh ialah Menteri Kewangan.

(3) Yang ketiga paling berkuasa di Malaysia ialah Menteri Besar Selangor.

Ini kerana penyandang jawatan tersebut menerajui negeri paling maju, paling kaya, paling ramai penduduk (yakni paling ramai pembayar cukai) dan terletak di lokasi paling sentral dengan prasarana paling canggih, termasuk jaringan komunikasi multimedianya.

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Khalid not political enough 

Tidak serupa Hannah ‘political animal’ Yeoh, Tan Sri Khalid ni belum memadai sifat “kebinatangan politik”nya.

Khalid memang tidak cukup buas dalam mengerjakan usaha politicking untuk menjatuhkan BN lalu meletakkan ketua umum partinya di atas taktha Putrajaya.

Contohnya, dengan kelebihan-kelebihan yang ada di tangan pentadbiran kerajaan negeri Selangor, Hannah Yeoh telah mengambil kesempatan sepenuhnya untuk memaksimumkan pergerakan jentera propaganda negeri bagi mempopularkan dirinya.

Sebaliknya tiada personality cult dijana untuk melariskan Khalid Ibrahim kerana keperibadian serta naluri politik beliau bukan pada takuk politikus evangelista licik ataupun si penipu Anwar.

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Satu lagi titik peralihan dalam medan perang

Kalau hanya selepas satu penggal memerintah (PRU12), Pakatan sudah mampu menguasai Selangor dalam PRU13 dengan cengkaman kuku besi, cuba bayangkan bagaimana jika Yang Berhormat baru Kajang – selepas pilihanraya kecil nanti – dilantik pula menjadi MB.

Bermakna Menteri Besar pengganti Khalid akan mengurus dana Selangor yang berjumlah berbilion-bilion itu. Dengan berbekalkan peti perang yang begitu besar, pasti serangan ke atas Umno dan BN akan dipertingkatkan berlipat kali ganda.

If I were Umno, I’d be afraid, very afraid. Imagine all the Selangor billions in Anwar’s hands.

Bersambung ‘Anwar pilih Kajang kerana bergantung kepada sokongan gila orang Cina’

Berkaitan:

“You see what I do to you, ah…”

(359 patah perkataan)

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Jangan lah Anwar tekan 3 Musketeers dia tu @mpkotabelud Anwar pilih Kajang kerana bergantung kepada sokongan gila orang Cina

17 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Jay  |  January 28, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    Sarawak will become the richest state in Malaysia soon.
    “With Energy Will Prosper”…

    Reply
  • 2. LOL  |  January 28, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    ANWAR ialah calon PKR untuk pilihanraya kecil DUN Kajang.Ia diumum sebentar tadi dalam PC di Hq PKR dihadir Anwar dan MB Khalid-

    Agendanews

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    • 3. Mulan  |  January 28, 2014 at 3:51 pm

      Don’t worry Selangor people will be DUMB enough to vote for Anwar as MB.

      Gong Xi Fa Cai and Happy Year of the Donkey.

      P/S Please tell Rosmah’s son not to waste money making Dumb & Dumber 3. Just take Ah Beng Mission Impossible and put some English subtitles and hip hop music and convert into 3D and wallah Dumb and Dumber 3D.

      And it will qualify for the Foreign Flim Oscar for the potrayal of Chinese culture.

      Dumb and Dumber 4D is about the people of Selangor and Penang.

      Reply
  • 4. RINA  |  January 28, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    Itu gaji untuk kasi ayaq lioq rakyat syiok saja.. Helen, you tak merisik mendalam. Depa lantik diri sesama sendiri jadi Pengerusi atau Pengarah atau Penasihat itu ini – berapa ongkos bulanan tak kira lagi!

    Dulu2 nak simpan duit lebihan kat luaq negara kena buat trip berkali2 naik turun kapal-terbang. Sekarang ade ebanking – tekan butang komputer aje itu wang yang lebih2 satu saat boleh terbang masuk mana saja bank dalam dunia.

    Nak buka akaun sulit apa perlu risau sangat? Nama Tuhan mereka pun boleh kasi UBAH apatah lagi nama sendiri, spouses serta anak2.

    Cheapskate la you Cik Helen, what is RM20K or RM30K?

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  • 5. forrestcat  |  January 28, 2014 at 3:05 pm

    i doubt it will be rosy when Anwar become MB. Will that convicted be able to micromanage state affairs? remember his experience is as a federal level minister which tend to macromanage, anwar will be like an overgrown fish inside a small pond if he administer Selangor.

    We may yet see another languous MB for Selangor plus he will make yet another disgruntled former friend turned enemy aka Khalid Ibrahim whom I suspect may join UMNO, better than being a PKR backbencher!!

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  • 6. NadZree  |  January 28, 2014 at 3:23 pm

    It doesn’t takes that long for Anwar to stay away from the money isn’t it…..money…money….money…very funny….full of dramas just to get to it…..and yet the PR. Pecacais are still in denial…..

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  • 7. zack  |  January 28, 2014 at 3:24 pm

    This should be interesting. I hope Anwar wins and replaces Khalid. Helen, do you think the Chinese will vote for PR this time? Kajang is a balanced constituency with about 40% chinese (not sure the correct number, but can google that).

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    • 8. Helen Ang  |  January 28, 2014 at 7:42 pm

      re: “the Chinese will vote for PR this time?”

      Yes. And will continue to do so throughout your lifetime and mine.

      Reply
  • 9. zz2440  |  January 28, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    Helen,

    Does this mean Kajang will have lots of Rumah urut etc? I have fond memories of Kajang where my mum would take me for those rare treat of sate Kajang as well as Raya shopping. Mmmmm

    Reply
  • 10. faith  |  January 28, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    Kenapa anwar tak berminat untuk jadi ketua menteri negeri kelahirannya, Pulau Pinang? Sebagai ketua pakatan, tentunya kim guan eng tak keberatan utk menyerahkan takhtanya..
    Kenapa mesti Selangor?

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  • 11. Mulan  |  January 28, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    Eh. Kak Helen did you see the Music Video to Dumb and Dumber 3D.

    [YouTube]

    http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/01/28/MCA-Youths-song-of-change-Members-outline-partys-endeavours-with-CNY-tune-and-video/

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    • 12. Mulan  |  January 28, 2014 at 3:59 pm

      Did you see the cameo of our budding politician cum model cum actor KJ?

      Reply
  • 13. HalauPengamalHomoseks  |  January 28, 2014 at 4:21 pm

    Mimpilah Anwar. Mari kita orang selangor halau pengamal homoseks ni dari Selangor…

    Reply
  • 14. Fazillah  |  January 28, 2014 at 4:28 pm

    Stupidity of Pakatan rears its ugly head again. I hope BN does not field a candidate.

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  • 15. idris md isa  |  January 28, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    Anwar jadi mb sgor? Habis la sgor kena samun lepas ni! Bagi anwar, tak dapat jadi pm, jadi mb pun mb la! Takda class la lu anwar. Tapi apa ada hal, mungkin sekarang sgor lebih kaya dari msia.

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  • 16. AK47  |  January 28, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    Ms H. There is a famous saying,’ You pay peanuts you get monkeys ! ‘

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  • 17. Hussin Rahman  |  January 29, 2014 at 8:58 am

    I thought she behaved more like animals?

    Reply

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