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Now Kit Siang says Teresa has “magic mirror”

Lim Kit Siang’s press statement today is titled ‘It is not Teresa Kok who should apologise for her ‘Onederful Malaysia’ as nobody could prove the video is anti-Malay, anti-Islam and anti-Royalty but Abdul Rahman Dahlan who must apologise for his racist tweets which showed he is not Minister for all Malaysians’.

Kit Siang says that Teresa Kok’s CNY video “has the effect of a magic mirror exposing the goblins in the Malaysian political landscape”. He also adds that Rahman, the Urban Wellbeing, Housing and Local Government Minister, is one such “goblin”.

The reason Teresa’s mirror is magic is because when the Dapsters look into it, they are miraculously shielded from the sight of their own grotesque reflection but instead see beautiful princes and princesses beaming back.

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Source: Hannah Yeoh tweet

Now it seems that Abdul Rahman Dahlan, the outspoken Kota Belud MP, has become the DAP bete noire following several past skirmishes with the Dapster Mama and more recently her Dapster cousin.

There is a story in the Malay Mail today headlined ‘Fight back against threats with aggression, Muslims told‘. It quotes Isma vice president Muhammad Fauzi Asmuni as saying: “If people try to bring down Islam using poetry, Islam will fight back with poetry. But if people try to bring down Islam using swords, Islam will not fight back with poetry anymore. Islam will use swords as well”.

Isma president Abdullah Zaik Abdul Rahman said in a statement last month: “Muslims are facing threats from evangelist Christians and chauvinists who are becoming more aggressive and rude by insulting the faith, practices and tradition of Muslims”.

Below: “yes DAP have insulted.”

Abdul Rahman Dahlan (mpkotabelud) on Twitter 2014-02-13 22-25-21

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20 thoughts on “Now Kit Siang says Teresa has “magic mirror”

  1. ‘The reason Teresa’s mirror is magic is because when the Dapsters look into it, they are miraculously shielded from the sight of their own grotesque reflection but instead see beautiful princes and princesses beaming back.’

    Helen you are the best. You rock lah. Wah sayang lu.

  2. Exhorting brawny women to repent of their aggressions:

    Mullah Nasrudin belonged to a club called “The Assembly of those who are not afraid of their wives.”.

    One day the Chairman called the meeting to order in the customary manner, saying: “O all you who are not afraid of your wives – be seated.”

    All present sat down except the Mullah.

    “What’s the matter, Nasrudin – are you afraid of your wife?”

    “I’m not afraid of her, but I can’t sit down. She beat me so hard last night that I’m black and blue.”

      1. Hahahahaha…….Abdullah!

        Teringat saya pada seorang kawan yang memang payah nak ajak dia ‘menyangkir’ kalau lepas pukul 10 malam…

        Satu hari dia di tanya….” awat hang ni payah nak kluaq malam? hang takut bini ka?”

        Selamba aje dia jawab, ” Woi….mana ada aku takut bini la…..! Sebenaqnya….bini aku yang tak takut kat aku…..!”

        Maka berderailah gelak ketawa kami sampai bergegar meja kat kedai mamak!

        Agaknya takde laki nak berbinikan TK ni…. sebab nampak sangat dia ni jenis tak takut laki….. hehehehe!

        1. Soalannya Alwie,

          Adakah Nasrudin tu taat dan reda mendedahkan punggungnya untuk disebat bininya kah ataupun terkejar-kejar oleh si harimau tina baru terkena sepak! Sebab kalau dikejar baru terkena, itu bermaksud Nasrudin dia layak lagi berduduk di majlis “Orang Berani dengan Bini” bukan?

  3. Teresa Kok each morning looked into her magic mirror and berangan she is more beautiful than snow white… hehehe lawak pagi pagi ya.

    Going on blind dates, potential in-laws tanya “what is that girl’s name? Matchmaker replied “KOK”.

    Haiyoo.. I am looking for doter in law le, not someone with KOK, my son already have one la..!

  4. We need more people like YB Rahman Dahlan and Abdullah Zaik.

    To the Mat Sabus out there, this is beyond politics. Please la..

    1. la yukalifu Allah nafsan illa wusaha, laha ma kasabat wa alaiha ma aktasabat

      “Allah does not burden a soul except with which it can bear; To him be what he will do, and upon him will be his own deeds (for which he will surely be judged)”

  5. Modus operandi depa ni mudah.. test market dan dalam masa sama spin pemikiran penonton.

    Akan sampai masa the market will hit you back..

      1. Ameliorating the Idea of Anak Bangsa Malaysia

        TIPSY TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD:

        Bayazid, the Sufi mystic, wrote in his autobiography, “When I was young I thought to myself and in all my prayers to God Most Sublime this was its gist: “Give me energy O Lord, so that I can change the whole wide world.” Everybody looked wrong to me. I was a revolutionary and I wanted to amend the face of the earth.”

        COMMENT: [“They are less right than I, it seems to me.”]

        “When I became a little more mature I started praying: ‘This seems to be too much. Life is getting out of my hands – almost half of my life is gone and I have not changed a single person, and the whole world is too much.’ So I said to God, ‘My family will be enough. Just let me change my family, O Lord.’

        [They keep on vacillating between good and bad, it irks me so!]

        “And when I became old,” says Bayazid, “I realized that even the family is too much, and who am I to change them? Then I realized that if I can change myself that will be enough, more than enough.”

        [They should have become more like me by now?!]

        So I prayed to God, ‘I think have come to the right point. O Lord, at least allow me to change myself.’ “And God replied, ‘Now there is no time left. This you should have asked for in the beginning. Then it was a possibility.’ ”

        * * * * * * *

        RE: “Muslims are facing threats from evangelist Christians and chauvinists who are becoming more aggressive and rude by insulting the faith, practices and tradition of Muslims.”

        1. The wise Luqman al-Hakim said:

          Hai anakku, ambillah harta dunia SEKADAR KEPERLUANMU SAJA,…. …..Sebaliknya janganlah engkau peluk dunia ini serta meneguk habis airnya karena sesungguhnya yang engkau makan dan pakai itu adalah tanah belaka.

  6. Every DAP politician has a magic mirror.

    Every time they babble and rant and accuse they are addressing their own reflections and talking about themselves.

    No wonder he sees goblins in there as well.

    No wonder they couldn’t understand and care about others, they are surrounded by these mirrors and only see themselves and mistake it for other people.

    1. Thumbs up, ‘like’ your comment.

      Particular wrt to DAP Yang Berhormats who like to scream “racist” and call the opposite side “low class BN politicians”.

  7. Evil Queen: “Mirror on the wall whose the fairest of them all?”

    Magic Mirror: “Lim Kit Siang”

    Evil Queen: “Talk Kok”

    1. Anwar : “Let me try.”
      “Mirror mirror on the wall, whose the BADEST of them all?

      Magic Mirror : ” Oh thee al-Juburi, did you mean badass?
      For thee is the best being to decide which stinks the most.”

  8. “When the Magic Mirror is faced with Evil Usurpers, at least the Moon cannot be Stolen.”

    A BUDDHIST TALE:

    Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief broke into the hut only to discover there was nothing in it to steal.

    Ryokan returned and caught him. “You may have come a long way to visit me,” he told the prowler, “and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift.” The thief was bewildered, but he took the clothes anyway and slunk away into the darkness.

    Ryokan sat naked, watching the moon. “Poor fellow, ” he mused, “I wish I could give him this beautiful moon.”

    ======================================================
    One wonders what Ryokan would see in the mirror?

    Halt! there goes the monkey mind again! Full of Itself!

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