“Former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad feels that Chinese voters are concerned only about whether the government provides them with a conducive business environment and not how many minister posts are given to Chinese-based political parties. He said no Chinese really care how many minister and deputy minister posts MCA will eventually get.” — reported in ‘Dr M: What the Chinese really want‘ (The Sun, 12 June 2014)
Imagine! Dr M said, “no Chinese really care how many minister and deputy minister posts MCA will eventually get”.
Kesian MCA dihentam lagi kaw-kaw oleh DAP — labeled by Tony Pua as a “flower vase” serving only decorative purposes in the BN, and accused by Kit Siang of playing “gutter politics” to get more seats as ministers in cabinet.
But really neh … DAP is so ungrateful to say such nasty things about MCA, and especially after all the help that the MCA-owned J-Star gave them in campaigning for their evangeliSTARs.
APA LAGI CINA MAHU?
Answer: For their DAP darlings to be appointed federal ministers
Now that would get the Chinese all happy and excited. Yup, itulah yang Cina mahu. And they will ‘kill’ for it.
Funny how far the Dapsters will go in their insane desire to elevate DAP politicians to VVIP status and create a corruption-free, well-governed, transparent and accountable – wakakaka – Utopia for the Chinese race in Malaysia.
Can you imagine the situation reversed? Will the ordinary Malay go to such lengths in order to ensure that some ‘favourite’ Umno politicians (say Hisham, Nazri, Shabery or Khairy) become cabinet ministers? Inilah bezanya Melayu dengan Cina.
DAP talent pool
Who are DAP potential cabinet ministers in a Pakatan gomen?
Let’s have a glance at available talents.
Most recently in the news is Ramkarpal Singh Deo, who stepped into his father’s shoes to represent the Bukit Gelugor Parliamentary constituency. While political greenhorn Ram is unlikely to be made a minister anytime soon, the other fella in the photo below – Gerakan president Mah Siew Keong – has been promised a ministerial post by Najib.
Side note: The silver-haired Mah looks pleasantly distinguished yet the alternative news portals and The J-Star deliberately printed the least flattering photos of him throughout the Teluk Intan campaign.
Evangelistas, evangelistas and more evangelistas
Teresa Kok already has two terms as Selangor senior exco under her belt, so she has enough CV to be appointed a federal minister should her party capture Putrajaya.
Beside her is the evangelista Ong Kian Ming who hopped from MCA to Gerakan to DAP, ribbit ribbit. As party election strategist, he is one of the DAP’s most prominent newsmakers.
The two other DAP baldie Yang Berhormats (picture below) have more years of experience serving as YBs compared to Ong, the Serdang MP.
Nevertheless they’ve failed to hog the national limelight as much as Ong Kian Ming although the evangelista Lim Lip Eng (Segambut MP) did create a small stir when he bragged that if given the jobs of Air Force and Navy chiefs, DAP fellas would be able to locate the missing MH370 aeroplane in a jiffy.
Evangelistas and the nons
Then there are the controversial Tony Pua and Jeff Ooi as well as the Ngeh-Nga Perak warlords.
To fill the DAP minorities (i.e. non-Chinese) quota, there are Gobind and/or Jagdeep Singh, and Zairil.
Among the seasoned DAP men are Tan Kok Wai, currently the party acting chairman (Cheras MP) and Anthony Loke, the party organizing secretary (Seremban MP).
REMEMBER! The faces you see on this page are the top DAP leadership who will be ministers in the event of an UBAH change of government.
Meet your future PM
The de facto power, if ever Pakatan succeed in their Putrajaya grab, needless to say will be the Iguana Eng.
Remember how Guan Eng had speedily appointed himself Chief Minister even though he was not the party state chairman but just a parachute candidate into Penang?
He’s not shy, lah. He’ll definitely put himself forward as Anugerah Tuhan (versi Kristian) to grace the Deputy Prime Minister (I) post and sending Penangites into a delirium of ecstasy.
BELOW: These Malay tudung-ed women holding DAP umbrellas will not be getting any plum jobs but they can still be like the Wanita Umno campaign force who knock from door to door trying to persuade the Pakcik and Makcik to vote DAP.
Will DAP’s Malay face Dyana Sofya get another shot at fame and fortune? She’s fast following in Hannah Yeoh’s footsteps, and getting broader and broader at the hips.
It must be a DAP thing this, for their greedy young women to bottom spread in double quick time.
Bakal Menteri Agama
Traditionally the minister in charge of Religious Affairs has been a Muslim. However this is set to change, along with the Pakatan UBAH takeover.
Hannah Banana will set new Jerusubang standards on Halal — see their rat BBQ.
She is also a shoo-in to head the Ministry of Religion. She is pictured below promising to “Bersihkan Malaysia” sekarang juga. She will sprinkle her holy water everywhere and cleanse everybody.
Jerusubang: Holy City of Lights
Indian gods are known for their yin and yang pairs such as Parvati and Shiva, Sarasvati and Brahma, and Lakshmi and Vishnu.
A plus point for Hannah is that she already looks the part of a demigod. See below how much the Madame Speaker resembles a Tokong with her consort sedang duduk bersemayam. But wait! There are “NO INDIANS” in the Dapster-Firster universe.
So what are we to make of Mr and Mrs Hannah Yeoh’s “no Indians” tokong pose below, surrounded by a halo of light some more.
Eeeee, so scary one — just like a crazy Christian cult figure wor!