There is Dyana Sofya – the DAP’s “non-practising lawyer” and candidate for Parliament.
And there is Rara, the DAP awek cun.
Now DAP wants Kiki Kamaruddin, the young Malay woman with the modelling portfolio whom the DAP Mursyidul Am himself tried to contact.
Why Kiki will be a DAP asset
Kiki Steering Lock has a number of things going for her based on the DAP eye candy template.
Her name is on the lips of the chattering classes.
Like the Madame Speaker, Kiki adores the media limelight.
Like the Madame Speaker, Kiki is given publicity by the J-Star Media Group.
Like the Madame Speaker, Kiki gila glamer and loves photo shoots.
Kiki probably likes branded handbags too.
However unlike the DAP’s Selendang Squad, Kiki wears the tudung for real and not as a fashion accessory.
So one up for Kiki.
Why Kiki is likely to supplant Puan Speaker
DAP has already grabbed all of the Chinese voter share that it can.
The party has also cornered the Christian vote market.
Its current strategy is based on the Lee Kuan Yew-Songkok method to outreach to the Malay electorate.
Hence the DAP is hunting Malay faces to fish blue ocean Malay votes.
Reasons for Kiki having the edge over Hannah Yeoh
Kiki is taller.
Hannah is a midget – see pix above.
Hannah is even short when standing beside the two other DAP girls (pix above).
Kiki’s height is a better match for the Dyana-Rara poster when these DAP awek-awek cun do their Charlie’s Angels thing.
Kiki long legs
In comparing the two,
Hannah Yeoh decidedly has a lethal laser mouth (pix below) when wielding the microphone.
But Kiki’s got killer looks and smoldering eyes to die for. She wields the steering lock.
Not only that, Kiki is younger.
In recent weeks, Hannah is clearly showing her age and age spots too.
Uh-huh, age is indeed fast catching up on Hannah.
That’s why DAP is trying to catch the younger potential MPs like Dyana, and Aduns as well. Rara appears to believe that she will be offered a shot at contesting a seat. She should speak to Aspan Alias first.
After Hannah loses her Speaker job, the Ah Soh will be put out to pasture and replaced with the GE14 girls brigade – the next generation.
@hannahyeoh, the DAP SuperCyber Bully
While the skill sets of the older series, like Hannah Yeoh, is their supreme zest for self-promotion, adroit event management and glib tongue, the younger models are action heroines.
Compare, for example, breathy silver screen icon Marilyn Monroe with Gen Y movie star Megan Fox’s action-packed role in Transformers. Kids today want frenetic action and as first timers, they’re the biggest voter pool.
Even though grande dame Hannah was a pioneer of bullying in cyberspace, Kiki can do it on the road. Tabik!
The latter has been signed up by Perkasa but no fear, DAP can easily outbid the Malay rights group. In Perkasa, Kiki is just another Malay. In DAP, Kiki will be the rare Malay yang pasti akan ditatang bagai dulang minyak penuh.
If you were her, which would you choose?
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Helen Ang 
Sorry Helen, Kiki has joined Perkasa.
Helen – I think you are an Oracle!
Yes, I do agree that Kiki and DAP are a match made in Anak Malaysia heaven.
And I agree too that with every passing day, HY resembles more and more like Rosmah than the hot babe that Dapsters salivated on back in 2008.
Top 10 reasons why Kiki is a perfect-fit for DAP
1. Kiki is aggressive, unafraid to take on anyone with a steering lock even if it is just an Ah Pek
2. Kiki is young and famous
3. Kiki has a penchant for glamour
4. Kiki loves branded handbags and designer clothes
5. Kiki doesn’t drive local car (Proton & Perodua) but imported continental car
6. Kiki is a member of Perkasa (an important prerequisite to be a DAP candidate) which she can always deny or resign later (itu belakang kira)
7. Kiki craves publicity even if it is bad publicity
8. Kiki has a simple name that even Ah Kong and Ah Soh can pronounce
9. Kiki wears tudung (makes it easier to fool naïve Malays into believing her religious beliefs)
10. And most important of all, Kiki is a Malay
HY becoming kerbau pendek oink oink
“Where all those DAP amoi ?” That’s what the surau congregation crowd is thinking. Wan Azizah is telling why she should be MB. At least she is telling her sob story at the right place.
I don’t think Selangor MB crisis is solved untill the Sultan is back, so nenek kipas please take a break, play with your grandchildrens instead https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1537456996475760&set=a.1400776853477109.1073741827.100006344228252&type=1
BTW you are right about Auntie Hannah too – at this rate with a legion of young Ah Lians waiting in the wings – her days are numbered.
perkasa adalah jawapan kepada masalah melayu zaman ini.. isma adalah jawapan kepada masalah islam.. mereka platform penyatuan melayu dan islam..
tetapi kesal nya media membuatkan mereka nampak buruk.. sudah bertahun mereka membantu melayu.. sangat banyak.. kalau kereta rosak tengah jalan pun call saja ahli2 perkasa, nescaya mereka datang.. rugi kalau melayu menolak perkasa.. harap nya soalan di atas sudah di jawab..
Masalahnya dua2 ngo tu kurang guna akal
http://www.nst.com.my/node/23427
“It would be Pas’ last opportunity to show their loyalty to Pakatan after their meeting on Sunday, said sacked DAP exco Datuk Teng Chang Khim.
If Pas decided to further delay their discussion on the Selangor Menteri Besar tussle, Teng said he will not hesitate to bring up the matter to the coalition’s top leadership.”
Kalau PAS nakal macam mana? Denda PAS dengan pecat PAS dari Pakatan.
Eilah… head or tails, DAP needs PAS kalau tidak habis roboh Pakatan di Selangor. Ini Teng pun satu, nak pujuk PAS kenalah berlembut. Kalau bini Teng marah, Teng jerit dia… so logical.
re; Kalau bini Teng marah, Teng jerit dia… so logical….
i used to see chinese couple like that especially the ones lived in chinese new village.
therefore, shouting at spouse is logical to this Teng because surely he were brought up is this type of livelihood.
so…. logikla cara dia pujuk PAS pun pakai cara sama…. hehehe
I didn’t know that Malaysians love road bullies esp Perkasa. There are many outside there.
The next candidate who wrote Puk…. could be next political model?
Or the Alvivi couple?
Have the politicians gone bonkers?
Or all these are made to instill spite and hate so that Malaysians remain divided along racial and religious clans as to perpetuate the rule of the Mamak and right wingers dynasty later?
Malaysia Truly Bonkers.
Just look at the pictures cik helen posted earlier, muka2 lopong. Esp Tembam, badan aje kat situ tapi pikiran entah melayang pi kemana?
Krisis Selangor nampaknya bukan Adun2 Selangor sendiri yang tampil depan, yg dok kalut mai dari jinjang, penang, gelang patah, trengganu, kelantan.. macam guan eng sebut “outsiders”. Issh peliknya. Ya Allah, selamatkan negeri Selangor dari mereka2 yg datang untuk menjahanamkan negeri ini.
Awet2 cun nampak gaya akan dipergunakan macam those beer promoters kat kedai2 makan malam 999 aje. Just to keep the customers happy and drunk.
DAP really know the psyche of malay that always choose beauty over brain.
also the tendency of malay race to indulge heavily into entertainment like AF, mentor, idola kecil, suara emas and godknowswhat that cater to every level of life. even entertainment blogs and portal like beautifulnara, rotikaya or murai.com gain a huge amount of readership and comments.
since liberal and yuppies malays votes have been secured with the promise of better life and rights under DAP regime, it seems very logical to target medium and lower malay’s vote in order to gain total control of the fed.
Kiki already joined Perkasa lah……
Dyana Sofya pun banyak menyertai acara-acara anjuran Perkasa tetapi diletakkan juga sebagai calon DAP di kerusi Parlimen Teluk Intan.
Ex Perkasa will gave more Omm!! to DAP.
As much as I lurrrve watching the Selangor drama unfold, I just read an interesting grumbling at this site – http://www.melanaublogger.com/2014/08/bl1m-sandiwara-letak-jawatan-seorang.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MelanauBlogger+%28MELANAU+BLOGGER%E2%84%A2%29
Is my “favourite” menteri in trouble?
Dap dah kuasai undi cina dan org kristian, bila Dap berjaya pancing undi melayu nanti, Pas sudah tidak berguna lagi bagi Dap. Sekarang ni Pas hanya digunakan sebagai batu loncatan saja oleh Dap. Sampai bila Pas nak syok sendiri.
Mungkin Pkr pun akan terima nasib yg sama.
Dap sanggup buat apa saja untuk raih undi melayu.. pakai baju melayu, bertudung, bersongkok, berpuasa, bersahur, keluar masuk masjid dan surau, letak melayu boneka sebagai calun dan entah apa lagi yg akan dibuatnya.
re: “entah apa lagi yg akan dibuatnya”
Ucapan “Insya Allah” dan lain-lain ungkapan bahasa Arab yang membayangkan unsur keIslaman tidak lekang dari bibir si munafik-munafik itu.
A little humour to brighten up UMNO carpetbeggars since the Selangor situation looks so gloomy, is this piece of illusion.
RM3 billion is sure a lot of money. It can even tempt Pak Haji to think of PAS taking over the MB post initially momentarally forgeting that the MB post in Selangor belong to PKR due to the blessings of DAP since the MB post must be a Muslim according to the Selangor State Constitution after the last GE13. So, DAP needs to find a Moslem ADUN for their next Selangor election otherwise having the most seats does not mean the party can get to nominate the MB. PKR also must have the majority seats in Selangor next round otherwise how to justify getting the MB posts based on meritocracy? Cannot always get tongkat from DAP, one. Malu lah sikit.
Now, we have PAS saying that the decision for the 4 PAS ADUNs to remain as excos is to prevent the PR from disaster? This disaster may happen by the MB nominating UMNO ADUNs as excos to fill the remaining 6 slots. Wow! Is that believable? PAS the saviour of PR? Maybe what they are thinking is with more Excos, the loot will now have to be shared? Why share, when it can all belong to PAS. Of cos the MB can be like P Ramlee in the Ali Baba movies and negotiate for terms like “Satu untuk kamu, dua untuk saya” because the more religious a person, the less he knows how to count.
Alas, 2 of his own PAS Adun because of not being Excos perhaps decided to go with PKR and DAP based on principles. Wow! But why must also say support Jijah as MB and also willing to give up their party membership also? That really casts suspicions as if they are already PKR ADUNs and want the PKR President as MB. Like Along moneylenders, better collect anything upfront cos may get bounced cheques later.
All these started when the big mouth MB declare Selangor has RM3 billion in the kitty. Everyone’s eyes turn from black, brown, yellow to green whether sepet or not sepet. and the BN chaps still thinking all the PR parties wants is sex, sex, sex whether front or back, isteri orang ke or not and their main business are massage parlours, pubs, etc.
So the question now to be asked since we are now focussing on money is “Is the RM3 billion real? Still there or in the middle of being spent already?” Who keep the key to accounts anyway?
Why PR parties so small minded thinking of RM 3 billion only and sqabbling over it now when at Putrajaya there is hundreds of billions waiting to be shared, contributed by Petronas and all those tax monies?
If you believe this illusion, go get a live!
Dandy,
Thanks for your show & tell on how the idea of RM3 billion has made the greedy evangelistas quite, quite demented.
Itu pasal Najib make donno aje Dandy dear. Just give support to Khalid/PAS afterall BN has only 12Aduns and lost during the last GE13.
BN tak tamak, funds in Tabung Haji, PNB, Bank Rakyat and continuous flowing income fm Petronas Bumiputra led corporation berlimpah2. Enough to let every citizen including PATIs and foreigners to enjoy all the subsidiaries given out in this country.
In every single thing you do Dandy, think Petronas, think what the Bumiputras are silently contributing for the daily comfort of all living things in Malaysia. My cats also benefit tau, when I goreng ikan, itu minyak and gas are subsidized items.
For over 50yrs just list down apa sumbangan LKS has given to Malaysians owh? Not community tau..Malaysians? Not many rakyat kenal siapa dia you tau dak? He is an unknown to us majorities. Go to ask around kalau tak caya.
He is a post-war remnant of Mao Tse Tung’s cultural revolution.
…alamak subsidies la..
re; Kalau bini Teng marah, Teng jerit dia… so logical…
i used to see chinese couple like that especially the ones lived in chinese new village.
therefore, shouting at spouse is logical to this Teng because surely he were brought up is this type of livelihood.
so…. logikla cara dia pujuk PAS pun pakai cara sama…. hehehe
Tak tau apa jadi dengan reply saya tadi….patutnya kat atas lagi masa reply komen Mulan.
RINA: itu unker Lim dapat umur subsidi je…. abis subsidi, abih la dia..!
By your reasoning, Petronas monies should belong to the Employes and employees working in Petronas only?
I thought all over the world, all these oil monies belong to their citizens and not to only to a certain group.
Likewise all taxes collected belong to the nation and it’s citizens and not to one particular group.
The saying quoted often “Ni bukan bapak hang punya duit is very apt”.
Go get a life.
Ms H. Why the Singaporean Trojan Horse DAP is only interested in young Malay ladies? There are many others who need help too.
re: “Why the … DAP is only interested in young Malay ladies?”
As you can see from the photos above, they are young, pretty, slim and have long legs.
As for the DAP’s own Prada-toting Ah Sohs, you can see for yourself.
Re As you can see from the photos above, they are young, pretty, slim and have long legs.
The opposite of Hannah Yeoh :)
The International Jew. Our lady in question is feeding herself with NON-KOSHER SAUSAGES AND THE LIKE THAT IS WHY SHE IS AS PLUMP AS A RIPE PLUM ! The good times might not last ! You know, 7 years of rich harvests, 7 years of drought !
Ms H. Please do not let your imagination of these young ladies run WILD. How many of us have seen their naked legs or that of the plump fat lady in question ? Remember what TDM said many years ago about ladies who covered themselves up from head to toe – their desires are the same as anyone else !! – after taking off their clothes (the italics are mine).
Maybe they think its easier to control young ladies than young men. Or they are trying to influence the Malay men to join them or vote for them and bank on these men to convince their women folks. Or maybe the Dap men tired of looking at Prada-toting ah sohs (to quote Helen).
orangkampung. You are good. Very good. You see the twists and turns of these sexy hardly properly dressed ladies of the political forum. OK. See how the femme fatale in question AGED BEFORE OUR VERY EYES IN MALAYSIAN POLITICS. The greed for the filthy lucre and the kosher sausages. Ahem ! AND THE POWER!
It’s party time pakatan high tea before the big dinner and pas is squabbling with this two scouts lone ranger and tonto that wanted to put their house of pakatan back in order konon, this two wanted to lasso khalid out the mb office pas pula mau tarik rambut dari tepong agar rambut jangan putus dan tepong tidak tumpah
will big john bn undo to and incongruity ni mau kena jerut lagi dan u pun tahu iaitu jerut tak pernah lupa pelanduk jalan penyelesaian ialah called for fresh election which too costly tetapi pas telan mati emak luah mati bapak UMNO nak telan apa
Another illusion story which Helen kind of like.
Who do you vote honestly when you put all those awek cun (pretty ladies) besides those ladies from BN? No need to talk endlessly about other qualifications or siapa bapa dia etc. or who is jatidiri this and that.
Alpha males aged 50 and above may no more be attracted by pretty looks, but what about those aged below and the women (young and old)? Most of them will first look at their photos. Isn’t that why in every election you have the photos pasted in every wall, trees and jamban? So wouldn’t the majority be first attracted to their beauty? The only thing which may turn them off is when people discover they are road bullies, sex models, porn stars or perhaps racists and religious extremists in disguise.
Now, you put the Selangor speaker picture and compare her with all the other State speakers. Who is prettier?
Now, you put Jijah picture and compare with Rosmah or Kak Ijat.
Honestly, it is like Heaven compared to Earth, isn’t it?
Now you put PM picture and compare to Hj Hadi, LKS or Anwar. Who is prettier? Oh yes, make sure they are all carrying their cats. LKS can carry an Alsatian cos Chinese prefer dogs to cat. Why? Because dogs are more useful creatures to mankind. Cats are also nice pets, but habis beras sahaja compared to dogs. Well, all those who don’t like cats or dogs like people working in MAjlis Daerahs who are racists towards dogs can keep snakes.
But if beauty is the pulling factor to first get the attention of very very very simple minded folks what about brains?
You just look at the pictures of all the Cabinet members and Mentri Besars and tell me who looks like they got brains? Some show their brains instead by being bald? When you already have white hair all over, the brain doesn’t work as good, doesn’t it? It’s slower and can’t react fast enough in this world of super fast overloaded Information Age. Samy Velum knows this secret very well.
Are Malaysians attracted by illusions? If you do, go get a life.
Wow ! Why all the rage ? Why get so worked up ? You didn’t like what’s on the blog ? Why come here time and again ? Go get a life la Dandy ! Ah ha ha ha !
Mr Dictator…. I dunnolah why this dandy get to work so hard here….
His way of putting things into comparison…..hahahaha…i think ke already ‘mabuk-KETUMlah’!
Who’s raging? Never like dictators anyway. They only dictate others and thought of others as their Hamba or slaves. Unless you are born into royalty.
Go get a life. Pity your wife/husband and children.
Ms H. Let the truth be told. I am a true blue Selangorian. Born and bred in Selangor otherwise known as KL. I am tired of seeing the frolics and the antics of this circus of so-called Opposition leaders of which only 2 stand out amongst the MOTLEY CROWD. An absurd scenario came about just because these folks have so much money or filthy lucre in Anglo-Saxon, to waste. With the lack of some intellect at least, they fumbled and bungled around or created little issues which an otherwise normal approach would have solved in a jiffy. OMG ! The wanton waste of time and money are for all to see. And that aging guy who prides himself as lky ex-aide 50 years ago still making a push here and a push there trying to make ocean waves out off little rain puddles.
I am tired as a Selangorian that these folks from Singapore, the South and the North come and tell us, Selangorians what to do and how to sleep and eat. It is time they all go home AND LET THE TRUE BLUE CLEVER AND WEALTHY SELANGORIANS TO GOVERN THEIR OWN STATE.
In other words, we Selangorians have already got a TRUE BLUE CLEVER AND WEALTHY TAN SRI AS MB. Suddenly, out of the blue, we were treated like kids and told that THE WIFE OF THE ADVISER OF THE PKR IS MORE SUITABLE. This is not Singapore where its citizens have always been told what to do and when to have sex and they ended losing their lives and money BIG TIME. This is our beloved Malaysia where we practise Malaysian Democracy since the dawn of our independence. WE ALL STAND PROUD TOGETHER AS MALAYSIANS. NO MORE. NO LESS.
How do we know that the wife of the Honourable Adviser is better the the good Tan Sri who has a proven record of good public service, with due respect to her ?
THIS IS SERIOUS MALAYSIAN POLITICS NOT TO BE REGARDED FRIVOLOUSLY OR TRIFLED AT ON A WHIM LIKE CHANGING A SHIRT. HONOUR, MORALS, ETHICAL PRACTICE ETC ARE INVOLVED.
Finally, the otherwise peaceful, harmonious and progressive State of Selangor is ruled by the magnanimous, wise and just DYMM Sultan Selangor advised by the incumbent Tan Sri the MB successfully until ALL THOSE WHO ARE JEALOUS OF HIS SUCCESS WANT TO GET RID OF THE TAN SRI !
And this bunch of fumbling and bungling folks want to rule over all of us when they could not even think out the following 4 EASY STEPS TO PUTRAJAYA !
1. In 1997, if the DPM had taken a busman’s holiday, he would have returned as the HONOURABLE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA. The subsequent events which happened would have happend if he had not taken the advice of his kitchen cabinet which is still strong with the BN. Just ONE EASY STEP !
2. In 2008, if the 32 seats were sorted out BEFORE the 12th General Elections and not AFTER, the Singaporean Trojan Horse DAP would have already won 2 General Elections. They forgot they would have controlled the Khazanah ! Just ONE EASY STEP !
3. In 2013, if the Opposition declared a 100 day fast and boycotted the 13th General Elections. The BN would win 100% of the seats with 47% of the votes. These folks would have been in Putrajaya already for 15 months. Just ONE EASY STEP ! See how the Thai did it – HOLISTICALLY ( i copy ) WITH BRAINS AND GUTS !
4. In 2013, if nepotism had been practised in Selangor like in venerable Pulau Pinang, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO CRISIS NOW. Just ONE EASY STEP !
AND THE ABOVE-MENTIONED OPPOSITION FOLKS WANT TO RULE OVER ALL OF US WITHOUT A MODICUM OF INTELLECT ! OMG !
MALAYSIA BOLEH ! MALAYS BOLEH ! ALL MALAYSIAN BOLEH !
I think you are sick. Always against Hannah Yeoh.