Kita buat satu kuiz, ya.
Q: Bulat air kerana pembetung, bulat manusia kerana _________ (100 markah).
B. gaji naik, senang hati
D. semua di atas
Soalan di atas disumbang oleh pembaca ‘pure’ @ 2014/09/18 at 11:38 pm.
Definisi ‘ BULAT ‘
Puan Speaker ada tas tangan berjenama yang baru.
Imelda Marcos waktu muda tampak lawa malah berupa seorang bekas ratu cantik. Lepas tu, bila dapat kuasa, gila kasut dan handbag.
Bulat pemimpin Selangor kerana
Baik licinkan mangkuk tu, jangan membazir. Isi rumah yang hidup di bawah paras kemiskinan tidak cukup makan, tahu?
Si muka bulat ini ialah Hannah Yeoh yang bila tak pakai make-up wajahnya sebijik macam Koh Tsu Koon.
(B) gaji naik, senang hati
Diorang bagi gaji Speaker selaras dengan Perdana Menteri, fuyoh!
Sekarang Azmin Ali menjelma sebagai politikus bergaji paling tinggi di negara, mengatasi PM.
(C) Bulat kerana pembetungnya DAP
Lantak lah engko!
Lagi chinny chin chin jadinya. Bukan setakat double chin tapi nanti triple pula.
Hannah, Adun Jerusubang Sin City
Rajiv, Adun Bukit Gasing Spin City
(YB Rajiv Rishyakaran adalah bekas Pembantu Peribadi Hannah Yeoh. Bukankah ini kronisme?)
Pakatan cadangkan untuk pinda perlembagaan
Dulu pun pernah pembangkang (baca: DAP) dekat-dekat menguasai Selangor.
Sekarang ada ura-ura Pakatan mahu pinda perlembagaan negeri – lihat laporan berita bawah – supaya kuasa melantik Menteri Besar tidak terletak pada budi bicara Sultan tetapi tertakluk kepada proses meritokrasi.
Maksudnya lepas PRU14, kalau DAP kekal parti paling besar, maka MB akan terpaksa dipilih daripada kalangan Adun DAP – Sultan tidak boleh campurtangan.
Kita tengok pengaruh evangelista di Selangor nanti.
It ain’t over till the fat lady sings
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22 thoughts on “Masa depan Selangor”
Imelda Marcos is famed for her collection of over 2000 pairs of shoes although some may argue her collection is actually over 3600 pairs but that’s not the point. The point is her collection of shoes is of epic proportion.
Now the Golly Fat Speaker may not top Imelda in the shoes’ chart but nevertheless in terms of putting on stones of weight she might nick it. Golly look at her weight.
A woman who is barely 40 yet her weight is that of someone who is already in her 50s. Oh wow ! Imelda Marcos mind you in her younger days was a looker, and when I say younger days, under the age of 40. But our Speaker is already over the hill barely hitting 40 l o l !!!
Her Prada collection might also top the chart though. l o l !!! Her Prada collection….. Yes now you cannot mention her name without mentioning Prada. l o l !!!
Puan Prada is only 35 or thereabouts lah.
She was born in 1979.
But looks like someone born in 1959.
re: “the Golly Fat Speaker”
People usually say “jolly”.
I guess her jolliness would depend on whether she keeps her Speaker job.
Despite the rumours, I believe that she will. ‘Cos to remove her would require a vote from the floor. Already the appointment of the MB and excos kucar-kacir, so I don’t think that Pakatan will want to usik jawatan Speaker at this time.
So I guess the answer to the ‘Jolly’ question – Yes or No – will be an affirmative. She can celebrate with more Bak Kut Teh and Porky Fries.
They may need to remove her to safe one vote incase the two ‘PAS’ fellas decide to make a u-turn if mot voted in as Exco member? BN12 + PAS15 +Bebas1 vs PKR13 + DAP15?
Anything may happen also if PAS announce they will chop off these 2 penderhaka come GE14.
Anyway.. Just hope they will mot start their drama all over again with this Exco appointments. Tht Zuraida Indon fella is starting to create some noise askg pass to mohon Ampun and whatnot. Haiyaaa, of all women in the whole if Selangor.. they picked her as their leader. Am curious to visit her kampung asli to see for myself if all their woman there behave like her…
Typo mot is not.. Sori am in a moving car..
From excos line up tomorrow we shall see if azmin has a baiah either with the sultan or the ketum.
To save state funds, wouldn’t it be nice if the expected reinstated Anwaronomic Advisor’s office were to be housed at the MB’s residence?
Saw this on FB. This is a Pakatan Fan FB
You will notice support is for PKR and DAP. No more PAS. Why? Boohoohoo
Prada Mama will defend her job to death – there’s no way she’s saying bye bye to her Prada bags, million ringgit income and status as the Speaker.
I don’t think Azmin would want to create too much controversy now but sooner or later he’s going to assert his powers and start to install his cronies everywhere. I think he will remove or clip the wings of DAP especially Hannah.
I can imagine with MB post he will challenge Anwar sooner or later to be the head of PKR and PR.
Masa depan Selangor dari sudut bahasa?
Dari sudut bahasa, bahasa Ingeris tunggang langgang.
“limited to 30 people”
“All rights reserved”
Kalau di kawasan marina, jaga keselamatan ya. Di tempat lain, tolong buat suka-suka.
Mengapa risau pasal Selangor? Bukankah ini terjadi di Johor, kubu kuat BN-Umno?
She is not an exco so why must she resigned………
Cute doggy will soon have no home.
Thanks to the wonderful Chinese voters of Pulau Tikus who ate BN dinners because they say must take from UMNO, they got the wonderful bumbling Miss Yap, who shaved her her head at Kek Lok Si.
Miss Yap really is such a buddy to support our dear FLoP Ugly Betty shaving her head.
Her wonderful Gurney Maze has made Pulau Tikus safe with only two people dying on the road.
Aiya! Perhaps it is also good. We need more hotels in Pulau Tikus.
Oh yes. Remember the hawker who died after being hit by an object from UMNO building. His stall is across the road at Bangkok Lane. This is walking distance from the soon to be demolished Burmese village.
What food did that unfortunate hawker sell across the road and where exactly at Bangkok Lane?
Economy Rice. The corner of Jalan Burmah and Bangkok Lane
Do you mean the kopitiam at the end of the road where they had the famous Mi Goreng & Mi Rebus? The stall is still there, right?
Yes. Whether there or not, i dont knoe. I dont eat there.
Okay, thanks for the info.
re: review Selangor Constitution to avoid another MB crisis, says PKR?
hahahaha…there shouldn’t be any MB crisis in the very first place. PKR were the one who ‘create’ this stupid crisis and now shifting the blame to HRH the Sultan.
betullah mereka ni sudah jadi ‘kaduk naik junjung’….!
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