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Alvin: M’sians deserve the Umno gomen they get

A must-read for everyone! – The Malaysian Insider‘s interview with Alvin Tan conducted by Jennifer Gomez. ‘Sex blogger Alvin Tan says not a coward, but smart to seek asylum‘ (TMI, 27 Sept 2014)

First off, I must say Alvin is indeed an astute young man. He is quick to suss out that the Pakatan leaders are really “heartless mercenaries” and correctly identified that Anwar and Guan Eng had been posturing when they called for him to be jailed “just so that they did not lose the Muslim vote“.

Alvin at 26 years old can see the PKR and DAP’s true colours but DAP fan boys some of whom are more than 50 still can’t.

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BELOW: Alvin’s message to Umno

Alvin-Tan

Apa lagi Vivian mahu?

Ms Gomez’s Soalan Cepu Emas: “What about Vivian, are you concerned about her having to face the charges alone now?”

Alvin’s answer:

“I already applied to the court to get our passports released using my personal funds, at no expense to her. What more does she want? What I did not do was to fund her escape, because, why should I? We are both independent adults who are supposed to be able to take care of ourselves.

“She has a lot of growing up to do if she believes that it is my responsibility to take her along. I mean, hello, she is the university graduate here, not me. She should be more than capable – much more than me – to take care of herself.”

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Pandai-pandai lah jaga diri ya, girl

Alvin: Too early to say if any regrets over the Ramadan greeting

As to why Alvin’s interview is mandatory reading … well, it cuts to the heart of our current national debate.

Alvin was asked by TMI whether he had any regrets over the Bak Kut Teh controversy. Please take note of his reply.

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Do recall that Alvin and Vivian had “apologized”.

And the Yahudi Yeohs were loudly arguing that the fuss generated was merely a storm in a teacup which the racists-extremists-bigots blew all out of proportion, especially since Alvivi duo had already said sorry.

HypocriteHannah         HypocriteHannah         HypocriteHannah

Ms Gomez’s question: “On hindsight, do you have any regrets over your Ramadan greeting …?”

Alvin responded: “This is too early to say. If my asylum claim succeeds, I am on track to become a US citizen in five years, an awesome dream come true.”

So there. Do you take it that he regretted the whole provocative BKT business or not?

BELOW: Alvin’s book titled ‘Sex, Pork, and Persecution’

alvin tan book

Pork & Provocation

In the TMI e-mail interview, Alvin admits that his “Ramadan pork photograph was political satire, nothing more”.

Okay, this has clarified matters. From the horse’s mouth, he confirms that it was P-O-R-K.

porkee friesSo that you can be sure of this, please observe that he mentions the word at least twice – “inviting Muslims to break fast with pork during Ramadan”. There is no mistaking this time what meat it was.

The Yahudi Yeohs who have been insisting most vehemently that it was halal chicken or vegetarian Bak Kut Teh are … nothing more than Yahudis and hypocritical Yeohs. Now you know what kind of people they are.

We’re true Malaysians because we love Nasi Lemak

Secondly, Alvin further clarified that it was a “political satire”.

Earlier, the YY had been adamant that the BKT Ramadan greeting was a friendly, harmless invitation to build bridges and promote inter-faith harmony during a religious holy month.

(We mustn’t be “divisive”, ya know — that’s so racisssst! And racism is so yesterday. We must all reject racism, visit each other’s home and eat Nasi Lemak together.)

BELOW: At 5.30 in the morning, Puan Prada was craving for Nasi Lemak Ayam Goreng. No wonder her weight is totally out of control

Hannah nasi lemak ayam goreng

Tudung is a Chinese cultural identity

Now that it’s sorted that the Alvivi BKT is pork and not halal chicken and not vegetarian, what do you make of this other following claim by the Yahudi Yeohs?

I’m talking specifically about their claim that the DAP evangelista politicians are wearing tudung because they are only following a Chinese tradition. The YY are insistent in their claim that, historically, Chinese women in Malaya used to cover their head too.

Their Chinese forefathers – or in this case foremothers – in the 1900s were immigrants looked like this (photos below):

penoreh getah

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The above old photo shows women ‘washing’ tin.

One has to concede that the scarves pictured do look rather like the tudung fashion we’re familiar with.

So. Can you agree with the claim by the Yahudi Yeohs that Chinese here have an equal right to the tudung identity? And that it is perfectly kosher and above board for the DAP evangelista politicians to descend upon the Selangor mosques appropriately covered in tudung as per “Chinese custom” ?

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Updated 10.30am: The tin washer photo earlier used is replaced

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25 thoughts on “Alvin: M’sians deserve the Umno gomen they get

  1. Jawapan yang diberi oleh Alvin dalam temuramahnya, boleh dikategorikan sebagai ‘suci dalam debu najis’

    Memang jawapannya terhadap soalan soalan yang dikemukakan kalau dinilai dari segi minda sahaja, memang ‘It’s not a big deal’!

    Tetapi dalam membuat penilaian kita tidak boleh bersandarkan kepada minda sahaja! Perlu juga dibuat penilaian secara dalaman

    Antara penilaian dalaman adalah sensitivity masyarakat.

    Saya ambil contoh bak kut teh Ramadan greeting, pada saya dia sengaja memprovokasi sensitiviti orang orang Islam!

    Dia bukan orang BODOH yang tidak tahu pork adalah antara perkara yang amat sensitif bagi orang Islam. Ditambahnya sakit hati orang Islam dengan mengaitkan pula dengan ibadah Puasa lagi!

    Ini merupakan satu penghinaan yang terancang!

    Kalau dia mempromosikan bak kut teh untuk breakfast ke, lunch ke, atau dinner ke, walaupun ditulis dalam Bahasa Melayu, kesannya kurang menyengat!

    Kesimpulannya Alvin adalah contoh seorang pemuda terpelajar tetapi amat KURANG AJAR!

    Don’t ever come back to Malaysia! You are not welcome here, especially to the Muslims!

    Just stayed in USA or where ever you liked until the end of your life!

  2. bq. “First off, I must say Alvin is indeed an astute young man. He is quick to suss out that the Pakatan leaders are really “heartless mercenaries” and correctly identified that Anwar and Guan Eng had been posturing when they called for him to be jailed “just so that they did not lose the Muslim vote“.”

    I won’t say he’s an astute young man. The reason he said what he said because he was on the receiving end of the PR’s political game. He was hoping more from Pakatan leaders but was left disappointed. If not, I doubt he could ever see through those people. He would still be the ‘astute’ Pakatan supporter who could see no wrong.

    And we are better off without this kind of ‘rakyat’, or rakyat, even. Who could only think the help, contribution, etc are limited/suffice to how much they can fund. For me, he’s too shallow, not astute.

    “Don’t think money does everything or you are going to end up doing everything for money.” – Voltaire

  3. Anything cans! when there is political advantage, DAP, PKR and PAS are all the same, remember that PAS was agreeing that Kalimah Allah could be used by non Muslim.

    Malaysia will be more peaceful if those people live Vivian and Alvin, take a hike and let’s see how the American will response to Bak Kut Teh for Christmas.

    1. re: “remember that PAS was agreeing that Kalimah Allah could be used by non Muslim”

      Diorang dah bertaubat dah, dan sudah pusing ‘U’ hal ni.

      re: “let’s see how the American will response to Bak Kut Teh for Christmas”

      If Alvin really wants to annoy Americans the same way he annoyed Muslims in Malaysia over BKT, then he’d said that they cannot slaughter and serve turkey for Thanksgiving because it is against vegetarian rights.

      1. There’s the American Civil Liberties Union to protect him in America. So he can say whatever it is he wants.

  4. You should the latest posting from Alvin. He even tagged the PM and his wife, the chief of Police etc. I am not posting the url, i am too shocked. This boy has really gone to far.

    Really kurang ajar.

  5. Just hope he does’nt after 4yrs come back ala late bala’s family style and sue Malaysians for whatever nonsense reasons.

    1. Good one Rina!

      If Alvin can resume his interrupted law studies and qualify as a lawyer, he may turn around and sue the Umno gomen for causing him dislocation and distress.

  6. It took him this long to realize that he was taken for a ride by PKR and DAP. But at least he’s now a bit sober when it comes to PKR and DAP while those twice his age are still madly in love with PKR and DAP.

    Those people should be ashamed of themselves that a man of 26 could see through PKR and DAP albeit belatedly while they are still in delusional mode.

  7. So. Can you agree with the claim by the Yahudi Yeohs that Chinese here have an equal right to the tudung identity? And that it is perfectly kosher and above board for the DAP evangelista politicians to descend upon the Selangor mosques appropriately covered in tudung as per “Chinese custom” ?

    I have no problem if YY wear tudung everywhere, especially in their workplace – after all it is (was) “Chinese Custom”. More so that the picture depicted that their predecessor wear tudung when they are working.

    Why only wear tudung when going to Masjid or Muslim function? If it is indeed “Chinese Custom”, shall wear it in the office (work), at church (work), in short in all working condition.

  8. I don’t like Alvin Tan. Had to laugh at the part where it says ‘How a young man’s fight against conformity led to imprisonment and vilification’. The way the sentence is written is as though he is fighting for independence against penjajah, or as though he is fighting against apartheid in South Africa.

    Even though he loves to show off his private parts, what makes him think that people will love to see all that? Not me, for sure. The comments he made bout Vivian just show how much really cares for her – she is just a sex partner to him. If it were me, I will go all out to protect the person I love.

    1. “Apasal Alvin dengan Namewee rupa macam adik-beradik ya”.

      Sebab dua-dua punya perangai sama-sama dah macam syaitan -kaki provokasi dan suka sakitkan hati orang.

      Persamaan jugak boleh dilihat pada muka Anwar dan Salman Rushdie. Dua-dua muka dah hampir serupa, terutamanya, pada alis kening “terangkat” mereka, betul-betul macam samseng.

      Adakalanya, kening Ambiga pun macam kedua-dua keparat ini. Bila jiwa/hati kotor, air muka pun nampak kotor -satu genglah katakan.

  9. Apa cina mau tak dak masaalah punya, he is part of a talent corp seek fame one way ticket to ride in USA jangan salah anggap after this the menteri pelancongan sure invited him back one semua nya akan selesai dan dilupakan Malaysia boleh.

  10. re: “Earlier, the YY had been adamant that the BKT Ramadan greeting was a friendly, harmless invitation to build bridges and promote inter-faith harmony during a religious holy month.”

    Yea, and the Buddhists and Confucians extended their hand of friendship to marauding Mongolian barbarians by building the Great Wall of China. Such kinds of mind-numbing utterances can only come from what is known In the local dialect as “siao lang”!

    1. re: “Such kinds of mind-numbing utterances can only come from …”

      … the Yahudi Yeohs as well. And if you counter what they say, you’re a divisive RACISSSST who does not wish to see the races united.

      1. Ah yes, and one more “localese” for Mrs. Dry Bak Kut Teh fetish on Hari Raya Day: “ter naow”!

    2. It will become much more common after they won the general election. I m thinking that GE14 will be BN’s last stand. The way things are right now, with support for BN dwindling by the day,

      Najib will be gone even before 2018 what with Mahathir now withdrawing his support for the PM. I’ve prepared my exit in advance. I suggest that anyone with a sane mind do the same thing too.

  11. apa cina mau tak dak masaalah punya, he is part of talent corp seek fame one way ticket to ride in USA jangan salah anggap after this the menteri pelancongan sure invited him back one semua nya akan selesai dan dilupakan Malaysia boleh

  12. Reinstate ISA or ammend SOSMA so that extremism can be curbed. We can enjoy living in a moderate and harmonious Malaysia again. This country is being pushed into extremism by the rottweilers and the pitbulls. Alvin is one of them.

  13. It will be a mockery that we tell the whole world to form alliance of Moderates.. but extremism is on the rise in this country. IS terrorist seems to be planning for attacks in the Sulu Sea.. according to our honorable Defense Minister. That justifies some urgent ammendment to SOSMA to contain extremism and terrorism in this country. Forget about the past mistakes on ISA… strengthen the present SOSMA.

  14. As usual, he is too confident of himself. Obama and Najib are such a good buddy now…. will that not affect his asylum application….

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