Poor people can eat kangkung. No need to balik kampung tanam. Kangkung grows easily and you can even plant it in a bucket or styrofoam box in your garage.
For protein, you can go bargain hunting like our Prime Minister. If he is able to buy a whole chicken for only RM1, you are too.
However if you’re the PM’s main man in media …
… you can apparently afford to drink every night.
Previously, the Gomen paid Jewish-controlled company Apco RM76.8 million for a year (July 2009 to June 2010) of public relations work. It is believed that Apco’s contract was again renewed the following year.
Malaysiakini recently contacted the Prime Minister’s Office for its response to allegations that former Apco man Paul Stadlen had been hired in his personal capacity at a minimum fee of RM3 million per annum.
The PMO has not yet responded to the phone calls, email and text messages from Malaysiakini for clarification on Stadlen’s alleged multi-million contract, which reportedly includes an additional RM1.5 million for 1MDB-related assignments.
‘Now everybody can golf’ – read HERE
Chinese New Year is an occasion when the ordinary Chinese might spend a little bit more on special meals. However the extraordinary Chinese (i.e. the Anak Bangsa Malaysia
Chinese) don’t need CNY to splurge on food. The Yahudi Yeohs eat and eat all the time.
Hannah Yeoh “craving for a cup of hot latte”
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“Second class citizens”, wor
Hannah Yeoh was “thinking of aglio olio [a spaghetti dish] from @thevanillaplace”. She appears to like Italian food as she waxed lyrical too over “roasted tomato pasta & their breakfast platter”.
Apart from Italian, her other favourite dishes are Indian – “brinjal masala and butter chicken”.
As she’s Colour Blind and Beyond Race, it is only natural for her to love food from all over the world, such as sushi, latte and whatnot. But not to worry, she still likes the local pisang goreng too.
“Salivating” thinking about this and that food
One moment, she is “so craving for the real Penang char kuew teow”.
Next “craving for banana leaf rice + salted fish curry in Bukit Gasing”. Then “thinking of nasi paprik”. Or nyonya food. Or Line Clear nasi kandar.
And at 5.30am, Hannah Yeoh was “craving for nasi lemak ayam goreng with a lot of sambal”. How quintessentially Malaysian (claps claps claps!).
She was craving for Chee Cheong Fun but couldn’t find it and so settled for Wan Tan Mee.
When Hannah craved for rendang and couldn’t find anyone selling it on Hari Raya Puasa morning, she had to settle for dry Bak Kut Teh instead.
On CNY morning, one wonders what food she craves for and can’t find due to the Chinese cooks taking a holiday.
“Have a yummy Sunday everyone!”
And keep God in your thoughts on Sabbath too, ya.
“Cangkuk manis!! yum yum yum yum,” Hannah Yeoh cries, licking her chops.
There’s also that just heavenly “chocolate peanut butter cake” (uh-oh, how many pounds did she put on?)
The Tupperware Lady
Aside from stuffing herself with porky fries, Hannah Yeoh is a carnivorous chicken eater – going for “fried chicken, baked chicken & roast chicken” and “chicken wine”.
Not content with sit-down meals, she even pesters her friends to tapau – be it assam laksa lah, sotong masala lah, durian lah, whatever lah … hence no wonder lah she can’t seem to keep the weight off.
People who live to eat
And it shows!
Malaysia is a good place for people like Hannah as we’ve got a wider variety of food choices than Tasmania. And we have 24-hour eateries as well – which is excellent for Jerusubangites who eat all the time and around the clock.
Clearly, the DAP evangelistas are living proof of the Gospel of Prosperity that they preach. Nonetheless, I wouldn’t be surprised if this year, just as in the years past, these oppressed Christians continue whinging how they’re such a persecuted minority.
BELOW: Hannah Yeoh – as Speaker she’s seated in the front row – is set to enjoy a prosperous new year, just like her DAP Yang Berhormat colleagues (pix montage)