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Mem kan besar, jadi tikus Subang Jaya pun raksasa

hannahyeoh fat gemuk

Dulu tikus di Subang Jaya sebesar ini – lihat pada saiz XXL ditunjukkan oleh remaja lelaki dalam klip video di bawah.

Susulan pentadbiran Pakatan masuk penggal kedua di Selangor, maka tikus Jerusubang pun lagi besar jadinya. Kedua-dua spesi ini – tikus dan politikus – menerima berkat bersama.


Rat Subang Jaya

Subang Jaya’s Fat Rat

Tikus Subang Jaya kuat makan. Sebab tu gemuk.

Ikut kepimpinan melalui teladan.



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26 thoughts on “Mem kan besar, jadi tikus Subang Jaya pun raksasa

    1. Thanks for the heads up.

      Lim Sian See:

      “Try again, Hannah Yeoh and RBA.

      That’s all you people do when butthurt.

      Report account, Block, insult, report post, block some more, insult some-more.”


      LSS should read about the scores of Twitter users blocked from @hannahyeoh’s timeline.

      re: “That’s all you people do when butthurt. Report account, Block, insult, report post, block some more, insult some-more.”

      Same thing them ‘people’ do to my blog, i.e. insult, aggravate, harass and finally report to MCMC. But luckily the agency is smart enough to smell the RBA rat and ignore their vexatious, malicious, frivolous complaints.

      Dapster evangelistas are such scumbags. They truly get the supersize rats they deserve.


      1. Anyway I just returned from JeruPuchong. I believe I did put on weight. Must be the wonderful tap water I drank.

        I shall bring containers next time so that I can bring the super nutritious water back to Penang.

  1. Well, rats are attracted to rubbish and waste. So it goes to show that SJ is a land of plenty as far as the rat food go. BTW they haven’t caught the fattest rat yet – they should try the DUN.

  2. Why aren’t SJ clean and free of rats?. DAP council members are supposed to be hardworking , efficient and corrupt free when it comes to carrying out their duties to administer MPSJ.

      1. I’ve lived in SJ for the past 30 years, you are insulting us by claiming we are living in a sarang maksiat. Please show proof that it is a sarang maksiat. Btw the rat picture was taken from a close up angle, kindly enroll yourself in a photography class, i will gladly pay for it.

        1. Mind you, these are only from Twitter. I haven’t even Googled any news reports. Methinks you’re living under your Adun’s armpit.

          “rumah urut yang menyakitkan mata di Subang Jaya”

          “rumah urut bersepah … signifikan antara Subang Jaya dan bandar lain”


          “Subang Jaya city of sin”


          Business premises in Subang Jaya SS15 commercial district that throw out mattresses


          1. Wahlan. This hondaman is one example of Stockholm Syndrome.

            Mass corruption must be happening otherwise how can there be so much maksiat? Good for those Pakcik Lebai who invited the Evangelistas to their homes and mosques, mudah mudahan dapat hidayah…

            1. Imbas kembali


              Why don’t the BN do something about this? i.e. the mind-capture by the DAP of gullible people

              This Stockholm hostage-taking has got to stop. BN needs to send SWAT.

              1. BN got no SWAT, but BN got BRIM. This year, more CASH will be given out….

                Sorry, not CASH, you will be given ASSET…

                Sorry, err…. Not ASSET, it will be UNIT…

    1. Joined a group of Indians for late supper. Tokey kedai fasih Tamil.

      They went aruaruaru gerek nonstop and once a while translated their conversation to let me in their gossips.

      One of them an old Aney from India doing contract work, cuts tree branches clean drains etc for Majlis. Their whole team PATI, elek entry or work permit.

      Next time meeting them again nak tanya mai naik bot or Air Asia? Patrol car passed by pun mereka relax aje dok sembang.

  3. Rat meat is quite expensive and a delicacy in certain parts of China. My apek neighbour just home from sending his late father’s tablet for their family home alter, told me his aunt even rear rats inside their home. (Special room)

    Such huge size it may easily pass on as rabbits’ meat or even chicken.. just hope the Subang Jaya rats don’t finally become a delicacy here too!

    Cukai pintu promised kononnya akan turun, tapi naik. Drains not managed, penuh dgn tanah dah boleh tanam kangkung situ. Grasses a paradise for snakes.. Tak lama lagi ada monthly snake catching competition pula… No choice we have to get our own grass cutters to do their job.

    Construction works sejak CNY siap, planks and stones bersepah tepi jalan.. No action. Mai angkut tidak, mai saman pun tidak!

    Dengue tak payah cakap la. Selangor tops the list. Kawasan saya last Feb, 10org. One of us blood platelet count as low as 7.. Masuk hospital RM13K habis. Another 30ish Aso with 3small kids died. Nothing is done to improve situation.

    2nd half nak bayar tak cukai pintu? Rasa nak UBAH this time taknak bayar la! I taktau macam mana nak post the proof into yr blog for all to see..very worrying.

    1. re: “just hope the Subang Jaya rats don’t finally become a delicacy here too!”

      Eat dogs, eat cats, why stop at rats?

      1. Ms H. The lady from Hainan should know because she is a Lao and not a Han. They eat rats in Vietnam !

    2. The National Institute of Health has announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use realpolitikus.

      They have given three reasons for this decision:

      1) There are now more realpolitikus than there are rats.

      2) Medical researchers don’t become as emotionally attached to the realpolitikus as they do the rats.

      3) No matter how hard you try to make them, there are some things that even rats won’t do.

      Winners in rat races are no less rats … and what’s worse than a lying rat? a fat cat with no conscience … hehehehe

  4. Even in USA, no Mayor in any town will allow the proliferation of prostitution so openly as what is happening in Subang Jaya. And these mayors are not even evangelical Christians!

  5. DAP’s meritocracy in action…

    The Penang gover­n­­ment is under fire over a leaked letter on affordable housing, which states that only one Malay and 32 Chinese applicants will be offered RM300,000 units in Bayan Lepas.

    A photograph of the letter, dated May 13 from the state secretariat to a property developer, was shared on several blogs and on Facebook.

    Many people wrote scathing comments in response. On one Facebook page, the letter was shared more than 1,700 times and drew hundreds of comments.

    Most of them derided the state government for the disparity.

    Many said they were shocked that only a single Malay applicant got approval and expressed fears that the community was being sidelined in Penang.

    The letter, signed by a senior officer in the state secretariat’s housing division, instructed the developer to issue offer letters to the approved applicants

  6. I think we are all wrong about the rats. I think Mem has a plan for the rats, not to eat them but to train and export them.

    1. Okay, they’re Subang Jaya super size alright.

      But HAVE MERCY! There’s a risk that the poor rats might get exploded into bits.

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