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Five stages of Dapster ‘No Hope, No Change’

Based loosely on the Kübler-Ross model, popularly known as the Five Stages of Grief.

In chronological order:

Stage #1 — Denial

Dapsters cannot brain that DAP was outplayed by Mahathir who, through his “prime ministerial prerogative”, created the brand new Economic Affairs Ministry and transferred key Finance Ministry agencies to Azmin’s portfolio.

Continue reading “Five stages of Dapster ‘No Hope, No Change’”

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Chihuahua successfully spayed

Umno supreme councilor Lokman Noor Adam is charged in court today with causing hurt to student activist Wong Yan Ke.

Describing last week’s assault, Wong told The Malay Mail on March 22 that “the first thing they [Umno supporters] did when they came down was shout at us asking ‘Kenapa semua Cina’ and then proceeded to walk across the streets towards us and tear up our posters and placards without any provocation from us,” said Wong.

”Why all Chinese?” Indeed there were no non Chinese among the small group demonstrating against Najib near Universiti Malaya last Friday. Continue reading “Chihuahua successfully spayed”

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Ketuanan Melayu in Harapan

Syed Saddiq is the epitome of Malay privilege.

In Malaysia Baru, some ministers are more equal than others. In the Mahathir administration, its youngest cabinet member called for the resignation of an Indian minister twice his age – indirectly blaming Waytha Moorthy for the death of fireman Adib who had been hit by a van.

This disequilibrium can only happen under the Harapan regime. Continue reading “Ketuanan Melayu in Harapan”

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Razlan Rafii, “tembak” and is DAP a code word for Chinese/Christian?

Bukit Aman has just interrogated an Umno man over his tweet “.. elok tembak puak2 DAP ni !!!”.

In New Malaysia, policing verbal expression is in full swing at the egging of the DAP. Razlan Rafii is accused by DAP’s deputy minister Hannah Yeoh (below) of encouraging “hate crime”.

Razlan responded, “There are many DAP leaders who can’t speak Bahasa Malaysia well.“ So true. Continue reading “Razlan Rafii, “tembak” and is DAP a code word for Chinese/Christian?”

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Malaysiakini deodorizing the DAP’s fart

Two DAP leaders dropped big stink bombs and Malaysiakini, most helpfully, played their clean-up crew.

Last week, Guan Eng farted a stinker that warranted almost 60 police reports lodged against him.

Yes, it was a loud firecracker of a fart – and not a “faux pax” as excused by Malaysiakini – when Guan Eng declared the Umno-PAS union as tantamount to a “declaration of war” against non Malays. Continue reading “Malaysiakini deodorizing the DAP’s fart”

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War & Peace: Comparing DAP and MCA eras

In the 2004 parliament led by Ahmad Badawi, there were 51 Chinese MPs representing BN — see full list bottom of page. The GE11 dewan then had a total 220 seats and BN’s Chinese MPs made up 23.2 percent.

In the 2018 parliament being led by Mahathir, there are 46 Chinese MPs representing Harapan — see full list bottom of page. The GE14 dewan today has a total 222 seats and Harapan’s Chinese MPs make up 20.7 percent. Continue reading “War & Peace: Comparing DAP and MCA eras”

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I TOLD YOU SO, suckers!

Dapsters = the biggest suckers

I’ve always been unwaveringly confident that I’d get to enjoy my “I told you so” moment but even I had not anticipated it to come so soon. After all, it’s been – what¿ – only nine months-and-three weeks since the euphoric Dapsters were jubilantly gloating over their GE14 Ubah.

Well, well, and what do we have today? Continue reading “I TOLD YOU SO, suckers!”

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Hooray, the Harapan honeymoon is over!

Answering Hannah Yeoh’s call above, Dapsters finally changed the government on 9 May 2018. And what do they get in return? A promise of flying cars. Continue reading “Hooray, the Harapan honeymoon is over!”