Umpama sirih pulang ke gagang.
The smartest dogs are the Border Collie, Poodle, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever and Doberman Pinscher, according to Internet consensus.
Chihuahua? Not so much.
And what are the dumb and dumber chihuahuas bitching about today?
• “Umno + PAS = marriage of convenience” … vs DAP + Pribumi = love match made in heaven
“Marriage between the worst Malay and the worst Muslim” … vs Marriage between the best Malay and the best Christian … but the latter has to convert first, lah.
• “Umno + PAS = short-lived relationship” … vs DAP + Pribumi = 100-year homemaking plan
Together forever … “till death do us part”
- septuagenarian: Someone in his 70s
- octogenarian: Someone in his 80s
- nonagenarian: Someone in his 90s
- centenarian: Someone in his 100s
• “Umno + PAS = unholy alliance” … vs DAP + Pribumi = Bersih & suci
• “Umno + PAS have nothing in common” … vs DAP + Pribumi = mirror image identical twins
• “PAS called Umno ‘kafir’ “ … vs Mahathir and his Perkasa called DAP ‘racist’
• “PAS will gobble up Umno“ … vs Pribumi will gobble up DAP
Maklumlah chihuahua, kan.
Small brain, low IQ. Already neutered.
Will sit in lap under Mahathir’s sarong.