… he’d be spinning in his wheelchair looking around for the 42 DAP members of parliament who are MIA (missing in action).
MCA: Don’t Chinese have a right to assemble?
DAP: Don’t ask us. We’re all hiding under Herr Doctor’s sarong.
If Karpal Singh were alive in New Malaysia
Helen Ang 
The DAP apologises for not being able to attend the football game.
Our members have lost their balls.