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DAP crawling back to Atok on its belly

… like the slithering snake that it is.

The last several days has swirled a rumour of an MP defection from Perikatan. If so, Muhyiddin’s fragile majority will shrink from 113 to 112.

Because this government teeters on the see-saw of a hung parliament, DAP is desperately clinging on to Mahathir’s sarong in the hopes of making a comeback to Putrajaya.

The thing is after the damning leaks about Mahathir’s role in the Sheraton Move, DAP has to do some serious damage control to pacify its disgusted base. 

But then again, DAP knows that no matter how much the party flip flops, it can always easily U-Turn the Dapsters to follow their Dear Leaders. One example is in the matter of drinking where the evangelical party is even outdoing the Islamist PAS.

Come on DAP, just go the whole hog and say you’ll ban the sale of liquor altogether. After all, we know that you don’t give two hoots about the wishes of your non-Muslim electorate.

Dapster suckers are merely a voting bloc for your party to ride to power.


“Let me be clear. This is revolting. The Bible is not a prop. A church is not a photo op. Religion is not a political tool. God is not your plaything.”

Si Ratu Tudung — Hannah ‘belum lagi dapat hidayah’ Yeoh.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God.

Lim Guan Eng pun ikut berpesan ketika umat Islam menyambut Maulidur Rasul.

Arak itu haram. 

Nga Kor Ming ada amanat juga.

Arak berupa satu dosa besar. 

Tony Pua berada di Masjid Al Hidayah dan sedang memerhatikan rakan separtinya Adun Banting YB Lau Weng San yang khusyuk membelek Al Quran.

Jangan lupa baca Surah Al-Maidah ayat 90, ya.

Teresa Kok di Masjid Nurul Iman untuk menyaksikan korban lembu.

Bagus DAP menghormati hukum makan dan minum umat Islam.

Adun Kinrara YB Ng Sze Han mendengar khutbah dengan penuh tumpuan.

Dengar juga cakap PAS yang mahu jualan arak dihentikan.

MP Labis YB Pang Hok Liong, MP Bangi YB Ong Kian Ming dan MP Beruas YB Ngeh Koo Ham di masjid/surau.

DAP sudah luntur dan akan ikut saja telunjuk orang alim.

Geng Hannah Yeoh dok buat program Occupy Masjid.

Melihat balang air (belah kiri dalam gambar), kumpulan gadis ini sekadar minum sirap bandung. Syabas Anak Bangsa Malaysia.


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One thought on “DAP crawling back to Atok on its belly

  1. The Kerala Snake Oil is infinitely better than any alcohol.

    It’s slime that works like greased lightning, letting you travel far, better mileage with any snake talk with each bottle.

    As used and proven by the groveling DAP running dogs of the Snake Pharaoh M for Monster, Atuktankhamen grandpa of Tokong Josef StaLim Guano Eng, the wan wannabe of the 3-in-1 of the three amigos Me Guan Eng and Kit Siang.

    Available at any DAP stockist. Nice discount plus two free gifts (Atuk Bible, one Mr Yeoh fried kway teow tapau) for the discerning shopper DAP supporters.

    Best taken sucked up.

    Max potency when taken crawling under a portrait of the Snake Pharaoh.

    Caution! Can cause max loss of face if wrongly consumed for those without thick skin and with lack of evangelical faith and devotion in the Snake Pharaoh.

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