Umno perlu tolak Khairy Jamaluddin

Rancangan Transformasi Nasional 2050 (TN50) ciptaan Khairy Jamaluddin sudah dibakulsampahkan.

Mengharap KJ untuk menyusun semula struktur Umno ibarat minta tikus baiki labu.

Umno should learn from PBB rather than impose its failed strategy on S’wak

According to Zahid Hamidi, the constitution/law to establish a government in Sarawak allows for only three deputy chief ministers.

He is, however, trying to help a Chinese become Sarawak’s fourth DCM

Little hand grenades exploding in the house

Dr Chandra Muzaffar wrote yesterday:

“It is obvious that the attempt to oust Mukhriz has nothing to do with his governance. Nor does it accord with democratic principles. It appears to be a mischievous move aimed at helping someone tighten his grip over power — to the detriment of the people.”

Dr Chandra’s article appeared in the Yayasan 1Malaysia website. He is the chairman of the 1Malaysia Foundation — which is Najib’s spiritual home, so to speak.

MCA strongly upholds the right of evangelists to preach

MCA vehemently condemns what it calls the “extremist statement hurting the Christians” made recently by the president of PAS.

The BN Chinese party president Liow Tiong Lai called the statement by Hadi Awang “dangerous and irresponsible”.

Will MCA jump ship come vote of no confidence?

Former MCA vice president Gan Ping Sieu said: “To me, Bersih will be a referendum of the people towards Najib’s administration. People will attend out of anger, frustration and uncertainty towards the crisis, The Ant Daily reported.

Permatang Pauh: Aiyoh! MCA tipu Umno lagi

Naib presiden MCA Chew Mei Fun berkata partinya yakin pengundi Cina akan tetap memberi sokongan kepada BN pada pilihanraya kecil Permatang Pauh yang akan diadakan pada Mei 7 nanti.

MCA ini kuat kelentong lah. Sah dan tidak syak lagi bahawa orang Cina menolak BN bulat-bulat.

Sewaktu Chew sendiri bertanding pilihanraya kecil Kajang tidak berapa lama dahulu lawan Wan Azizah, orang Cina pun enggan memberi undi mereka kepada MCA-BN.

900,000 tikaman

MCA mendakwa ada mempunyai keahlian sejumlah satu juta orang tetapi 900,000 daripada anggota parti sebenarnya sokong pembangkang, bukan gitu?

MCA kelmarin menyambut ulangtahunnya yang ke-66. Upacara meraikan ‘pencapaian’ umur panjang parti tersebut telah diadakan di Dewan Lee San Choon di Wisma MCA, KL.

The difference between a Malay and a Chinese

“I really love and miss Malaysia, especially family and friends. If the situation in Malaysia is well and safe, surely I will return,” said Ali Abdul Jalil who is seeking political asylum in Sweden to escape the slew of sedition charges against him.

Ali also said that although he is physically in Sweden, his heart is still in Malaysia.

Adakah J-Star mahu membayangkan umat Islam kejam terhadap anjing?

Mantan Menteri Penerangan Zainuddin Maidin berkata, “Dalam kempen I Want to Touch a Dog, akhbar The Star yang paling ke hadapan menjuarai promosi ini dengan menonjolkan gambar wanita Islam yang berhijab memegang anjing dan berita mengenainya dengan komen-komen yang mempersendakan orang Islam”.

Ah Jib Gor and the Chinese happy spirits

Dark spirits are whiskey, brandy, scotch and bourbon. Clear spirits are vodka, gin, rum and tequila.

Happy spirits refer to the drinks selection available at stores selling liquor and in watering holes such as pubs, clubs and bars.

Holey spirit refers to DAP evangelistas whose stories are so full of holes that you must be real drunk on J-Juice to believe them.

Beheaded snake kills Chinese chef chopping up its body into cubes

The incident happened in Guangdong, China. Residents of the city of Foshan enjoy eating snake meat cooked in a variety of ways. The most popular dish is expensive medicinal snake soup.

Diners in a restaurant in the Shunde district of Foshan heard loud screams coming from the kitchen. The chef Peng Fan had been dicing a black and white spitting cobra for a speciality meal.

The public must demand TalentCorp show us their results

Lousy.Engineer @ 2014/07/06 at 8:58 pm:

Go to Talentcorp website -> About us -> Careers -> Deposit Resume

As of today, there are 4 vacancies:-

Kenapa ia bukan Puteri tetapi Pemuda Umno yang pelawa Dyana?

Awal-awal pagi pembangkang dah psywar

Wah, waah, waaah ….

Tajuk yang berikut ‘Analysts agree DAP will win Teluk Intan again‘ dimuatnaik berita Yahoo! kira-kira 5 minit lepas, dan laporan tersebut dicedok Yahoo! daripada The Malaysian Insider yang menyiarkannya kira-kira setengah jam lepas.

Najib to the right, Nazir to the left

At long last.

Najib Razak is suing Malaysiakini for publishing what the PM’s lawyers allege to be accusations that are “totally baseless, without concrete proof and are very serious, on top of having ill-intent (mala fide) to damage the reputation and image” of the Dato’ Seri and his party Umno.

Dapster Khairy membalun “Melayu ultra”, bunyi macam orang gereja jer

Sebagai memperingati peristiwa rusuhan kaum tahun 1969, DAP beserta Gereja dan berpuluh buah NGO pro-pembangkang telah mengeluarkan sebuah kenyataan sempena tanggal 13 Mei kelmarin.

DAP dan Majlis Gereja Malaysia (CCM: Council of Churches of Malaysia) menyuarakan azam mereka dalam “mempertahankan keamanan, kasih-sayang, keterangkuman dan kebebasan di Malaysia pada ulangtahun ke-45 Rusuhan 13hb Mei

Bagaimana surat jemputan taklimat tertutup MH370 Hisham boleh bocor?

Taklimat khas oleh Menteri Pengangkutan Hishammuddin Hussein tentang kehilangan pesawat MH370 akan diadakan di Ballroom sebuah hotel mewah pada malam ini.

Surat jemputan (lihat di kaki halaman) diedarkan kepada Ahli-ahli BN Backbenchers Club.

1Coconut Khairy

Ada seorang menteri muda cari gaduh dengan bomoh 1Malaysia (photo below).

What we have here is called equilibrium, one from each side with a Slap Bounty on his/her head. From the Umno side, it is Khairy Jamaluddin and from the DAP side, it is Teresa Kok … 2 x 5.

#tamparbuaya: Kempen KJ adakan program cuci kereta ketika S’gor catuan air

Berapa banyak air agaknya diperlukan untuk mencuci kereta besar KJ sebiji?

Mohd Shahriza Amir ialah ketua Pemuda Umno bahagian Subang.

Beliau tawar untuk cuci kereta bos ketika negeri Selangor sedang kemarau dan penduduk negeri dikenakan catuan air.

Who is the hand pulling the strings?

TIME magazine
‘China wants answers on vanished jet‘ (10 March 2014)

“Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi sounded almost reproachful when discussing Malaysia’s crisis management on Sunday [9 March]. ‘The Chinese side requires the Malaysian side to keep trying every effort in the search-and-rescue work and informing the Chinese side every progress,’ Wang said.

Who is reconciling with whom?

The distinguished looking gentleman below is Dato’ Abdullah Jaafar. He was the police commissioner of Muar in 1903 and became Menteri Besar of Johor in 1923.

KJ mengintai hendak menjadi Menteri Kewangan (III) ke?

Bajet RM754 juta yang diberikan kepada Kementerian Belia dan Sukan tidak mencukupi ke?

Si Khairy ni nampak terlalu ghairah mencampur-tangani urusan kementerian-kementerian lain.

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/255896

The Zahid principle: Treat your friends nice and treat your enemies nicer

And remember the very best treatment is for your worst enemy …

Dapster Khairy’s Youth & Sports Ministry given RM754 million to spend

Screenshot below: A tweet by Hannah Yeoh about how “this is Malaysia”.

Patutkah MCA diambil semula untuk mengisi kabinet?

‘EGM not because MCA in haste to rejoin cabinet‘ (Malaysiakini, 23 Feb 2014)

BAWAH: Timbalan presiden MCA Wee Ka Siong

Nak jadi Menteri apa?

KJ’s Kementerian must be full of Dapster interns

Najib Razak should take away his youngest Minister’s billion ringgit budget as Khairy Jamaluddin is capable of running his Ministry without incurring any cost.

Kit Siang: Term ‘Chinese tsunami’ is “downright racist”

I’d have posted this article earlier but my blog is under relentless DDoS attack.

Just reflect for a moment, okay: What kind of people are they?

Pembocoran maklumat sensitif daripada pejabat menteri Umno?

Kawan blogger ‘A Brick in the Wall’ mendedahkan baru-baru ini:

“A little bird alerted that the comments by Khairy [Jamaluddin] was at the initiative of his press secretary, Regina Lee. She manoeuvred to leak a sensitive information still at cabinet discussion level.”

Aiyooo, again?

At the rate that Najib keeps returning to the #kangkung topic, it looks like the lampoon will continue until 2018 or GE14, which ever comes first.

Lemme tell you why Najib kena bambu

Even the most ardent Umno blogger / Najib defender will have to admit, however reluctantly, that the PM took a hard hit with the “Let them eat kangkung” meme.

The problem is not the ‘kangkung’ slip per se. It’s the man.

Umno bloggers have to do some urgent soul-searching

The Malaysian Insider in its editorial says that the offence taken at the #kangkung insult on Najib Razak in Machang Lubuk was faked and the TMI headline even goes so far as to call the Umno reaction a “misplaced anger” (screenshot bottom of page).

TMI says, “Everything about Umno these days is stage-managed and contrived. Even their anger.”

The RM13 billion ministry

Idris’ [Jala] ‘new ministry’ gets RM12.59 bil to play with (FMT, 19 Oct 2010)

RM13 billion was the cost of Najib’s bowl of Alphabet Soup back in 2010. Sekarang ni harga kangkung dah naik berapa dah?

A partial breakdown of operating budget:

• NKEA — RM355 million
• NKRA — RM334 million

King Kang Kong Khairy

Kesian kat Umno to have a Menteri Kangkung.

Poster: The King Kang Kong monster that is uprooting Umno and changing the party’s DNA

Sambutan hari jadi KJ …

… semalam mengingatkan saya kepada ungkapan “fiddling while Rome burns” yang membawa maksud si pembesar yang masyhuk di sisi empayarnya sedang runtuh.

Najib Razak has now become “Mr Whoever”

Marina Mahathir in her press conference yesterday decried: “We are now known as a country where people grab bibles from a house of worship [sic].  Is that how we want to be known?”

[Note: The bibles were “grabbed” from this double-storey shoplot – below – which is not a house of worship but a storage and distribution centre. Marina erred in her statement.]

Did Regina ask Malaysiakini to change their KJ headline?

If you look at the Malaysiakini article now, the headline (version 3) reads ‘Muslims must have faith in their faith, says KJ‘ — click to enlarge screenshot below.

Khairy really IRRITATES, most tremendously

“KJ: I have done Xmas parties, and I’m still Muslim”. It’s like someone saying I’ve been inside a surau for tahlil and I’m still Buddhist or for someone to say I wore a scarf on my head to visit the gurdwara and I’m still Taoist.

Is it even necessary to declare this religious caveat?

Umno telah ditipu hidup-hidup oleh MCA

Ahli-ahli MCA tidak mempertahankan parti sendiri pun — lihat tweet Hannah Yeoh, bawah.

Sebaliknya mereka telah mengundi DAP.

Gambar-gambar lucu sepertimana yang telah dijanjikan

Entah hape yang sedang dibuat orang Umno nih.

Why Chinese are winning the cyberwar

Blogger Jailani Harun (Bujai) pronounces that the Umno leaders and delegates at the just concluded assembly make “the Malays look as most racist”.

Referring to the proposed ‘1melayu’ slogan by a Penang mamak delegate (the Kepala Batas MP), Bujai wrote that this is a dangerous political provocation, and that he cannot refute when other people perceive Malays to be “the most racist [race] in the country”.

Dapsters gajah depan mata tak nampak atau ada udang sebalik batu

CT (communist terrorists / cyber troopers) DAP suka menuduh blogger Annie sebagai seorang “agen Umno” yang kononya dibayar Ghani lah, dibayar Mukhriz lah dan dibayar entah siapa lagi.

Baca keluhan ‘KJ prefers Regina or Annie?‘ di blog Life of Annie hari ini.

Namun salah seorang geng Dapster mereka sendiri yang betul-betul, terang-terangan dan sah dibayar KJ sebagai Setiausaha Akhbarnya untuk kerja saban hati buat tweet-tweet-tweet mempromo kegiatan-kegiatan Pemuda Umno tu, pula mereka (gerombolan Cina-Cina penyokong pembangkang) boleh terlepas pandang.

What are Najib’s MKRAs for the RM7.2b consultancy price tag

MKRAs is the acronym for Ministerial Key Result Areas.

So what are Najib Razak’s own MKRAs?

What is he going to be best remembered for? Collecting con-sultants keliling pinggang?

Behold your unity gomen PM-in-waiting

‘Might as well hire a consultant to be PM’ (Malaysiakini, 14 Nov 2013)

Sejarah berulang: Kenangan manis KJ bertanding Ketua Pemuda Umno 2009?

Ini dia tweet oleh Regina Lee, Setiausaha Akhbar Menteri Belia dan Sukan (bawah).

@reginalah kata bosnya itu “continues his winning streak”.

Sg Limau: Sekarang tiba giliran Khairy pula bising buat hal

Hakikatnya golongan muda di Sungai Limau menyokong PAS.

“Young people, who represent 52% of the 27,222 voters in the Sungai Limau state constituency, have been seen as favouring PAS in yesterday’s by-election.” — laporan The Sun Daily (5 Nov 2013) memetik pandangan Prof Dr Ahmad Atory Hussain, seorang pensyarah USM fakulti Sains Kemasyarakatan

Mengulas kekalahan BN dalam pilihanraya kecil tersebut, Ketua Pemuda Umno Khairy Jamaluddin menyalahkan faktor usia lanjut (52 tahun) calon Umno.

Laaa punyalah sabar Wanita Umno … tahap shuhada nih

Yang di bawah ini saya salin-tampal daripada blog Husin Lempoyang:

“Pemuda [Umno] tak beri lindungan keselamatan hingga ada peraih undi wanita ditumbuk Pemuda PAS. Wanita [Umno] marah pada Pemuda dalam hal ini.

Menteri terang-benderang langgar undang-undang!

Kenapa tunggang motosikal tak pakai topi keledar?

KJ insulting 1,400,000 civil servants

Khairy Jamaluddin seems to believe that Malaysia’s 1.4 million-strong civil servants do not have enough ability nor “quality” to get the job done.

KJ believes that the fat salaries paid by the Prime Minister to a whole slew of con-sultants is wholly justified.

KJ willing to pay officer high salary for best service

Excerpt below from Malaysiakini story today on Khairy justifying the “fat salaries” given to outsiders currently taken into government.

In the name of God, go!

Press statement by MCA vice president Gan Ping Sieu on 15 Oct 2013

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