Laughing till tears roll down my cheeks

The perfect ajak-ajak ayam dish for a Harapan last supper / sucker. Best served cold with a glass of iced buruk siku.

Burrrp … 

ex AG tells all about DAP’s Beloved Tun:

Dr M told me to quit a day after appointment, says Tommy Thomas | Free Malaysia Today (FMT) https://t.co/VcxYGFvhbM

— News Stand (M) (@news7764) January 26, 2021

 

Lost in space: “Danger, Will Robinson, danger!”

Does anyone remember the TV series Lost in Space? One of the sci-fi show’s most famous catchphrase is “Danger, Will Robinson!”

This warning of eminent threat is uttered by the clunky robot to Will Robinson – the boy in the b&w photo.

Bukit Aman reactivates sedition probe on DAP’s new “top” Malay

See ‘Bukit Aman summons constitutional law expert Aziz Bari over 2014 sedition probe‘ (The Malay Mail, 30 July 2015)

Bingo!

The New Politics Manifesto

Dapster Sentral answers the RM6 million question, “What do you call people who keep on voting for the same government election after election?” MUST READ

http://www.theantdaily.com/Main/Simple-strategy-keep-people-ignorant-and-stay-on-in-power

The opposition Chinese and their double standards

Zam’s credentials to comment on MCA: Former Minister, ex-group editor of Utusan & political observer. Why must the Dapsters pick on his DNA?

MCA tutup sebelah mata terhadap keganasan RBA

Bekas presiden MCA Chua Soi Lek mengulas isu MH 370 dalam kenyataan akhbarnya hari ini.

Antara lain, Dr Chua menyeru kepada anggota Red Bean Army supaya tidak mengeruhkan lagi suasana dengan mempolitikkan tragedi MH 370 secara melampau. “Ingatlah bahawa tindak tanduk mereka yang melampau ini boleh memberi kesempatan kepada golongan yang tidak bertanggungjawab bagi menimbulkan ketegangan dalam negara,” katanya.

Balik kampung tanam kangkung

Yesterday I featured an opinion survey on five questions. Below are the results.

ONE: The question ‘Do you view the behaviour of the non-Muslims to be … (?)’ drew the most unanimous answer from readers, i.e. everyone, with only a couple of exceptions, replied that the behaviour of the non-Muslims was an “’extreme provocation’ like what Isma said”.

Pesanan Selamat Menyambut Tahun Baru daripada Cinapek DAP

Sumber: http://beta.malaysiakini.com/news/250500

Sebelum ini pernah saya ada menyebut tentang orang ini,

‘Sample of a Pakatan Klu Klux Klanner‘

Opinion poll on S’gor pay hike, please vote

The following survey appears in Anil Netto’s blog. I’m duplicating it below in the interest of providing a control group to Anil’s results.

“Kepala hotak ingat bodo ke apa” nak ditipu bak kut teh itu bukan babi

By nerdynady

Too bad that everybody fucking forgot that the court can take judicial notice under the Evidence Act that bak kut teh is traditionally made with pork.

So wtf mutton bak kut teh – mana nak cari ni?

Is this photo for real? (Updated)

Updated: Annie’s comment that the venue can accommodate 30,000 — read Annie’s blog here. — 12.45pm, 3 May 2013

Mood orang Cina masa kini

BAWAH: Gambar-gambar rapat umum yang diadakan semalam di sekolah swasta Han Chiang di Pulau Pinang — dicedok dari pelbagai sumber.

DAP of today like PAP of 1965

Recommended that MCA folks read this too!

Dr Mahathir Mohamad and Lim Kit Siang have been fighting each other for half a century already. Both their political careers began in earnest during the same era.

Dr M causes ants to crawl in the Dapster pants

A quick anecdote:

A couple of years ago, I took part in an interfaith roundtable held at ISTAC in Jalan Duta (photo below).

Raja Petra on the possibility of returning home

Raja Petra Kamarudin wrote yesterday in his column titled ‘The question of cowardice‘,

“The problem is: they [the critics] disparage me for refusing to return to Malaysia.”

“However, if I do return to Malaysia and nothing happens, they will say I have made a deal with Umno.”

“And if I return to Malaysia and I get arrested, they will say that it is merely wayang to stop people from saying I have made a deal with Umno.”

Read this first

Copypasted from Annie’s blog. She suspects the comment is from a Komtar cybertrooper.
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Anonymous 7 April 2013 03:26

Dr M, Perkasa, Utusan dan pemberontakan DAP

Kenapa Dr Mahathir Mohamad yang berusia 88 tahun perlu turun padang untuk berkempen?

Saya mengagak beliau berbuat demikian sebagai langkah tindakbalas terhadap perangai kaum Cina yang kian langsi semenjak terjadinya tsunami.

“Let them talk sampai mampuih asal tak physically aggressive”

Question: “If their thoughts are filled with hate and aggression, and their speech is filled with hate and aggression, what makes you think that what they think and what they say won’t eventually translate into what they do?” (by Helen)

There were no Raja-Raja Cina ruling Malaya

Continues from ‘Silent anger among Malays is growing’

The headline refers to a passage penned by a reader of this blog ‘Ayah‘ who commented:

“In 1969, there was anger amongst the Malays; there was anger too in 2008. And the anger has been growing since then but it has been silent anger.”

The operative word is ‘silent’.

In fact, the readership of my blog too comprises a large silent majority who do not make any comment. They just read very quietly.

Insulting 30,000 Indians

In the comment (screenshot below), ‘ss’ seems to have some trouble believing that a poor Indian – “the Hindraf constituency” whom the movement speaks for – cannot afford paying RM1.20/RM1.50 for a copy* of The Star daily.

One question

Is she wearing the same or different dress?

Why the BN cyberwar machinery can’t match Komtar

A cybertrooper landed in Annie’s blog after I inadvertently brought her (a new blogger) to Komtar’s attention in my posting two days ago — ‘DAP’s biggest social media network is The Star‘.

Bala

Screenshot below from Anil Netto’s blog, where his story about Bala’s death had garnered 1,378 page views.

Anil’s reader by the name of ‘Gerakan K’ had left a comment saying “RIP” (rest in peace). He was given 5 Thumbs Down.

Lebih 500 orang Facebooker menggemari (‘like’) perbuatan membuli itu

Kemaskini posting yang sebelum ini — ‘Super Cyberbullies mahu lihat gadis Cina pro-BN dirogol’

Kejadian ini didedahkan oleh blogger Shen Yee Aun yang menimbulkan soalan: ‘Can Malaysian Still Accept Pakatan Rakyat Cyber Bully that Victimized a Girl with all the Vulgar Words and Asking People to Rape Her – Part 1’ (sini).

Home video rakaman gadis tersebut yang berupa sebuah iklan pro-BN dipautkan pada halaman Facebook di bawah.

Doa agar (kita) dihumban ke neraka lepas pecah perut

Tengok komen Facebook oleh seorang penyokong Lim Guan Eng bernama Eddy Chin (screenshot di bawah) yang berbunyi:

“Agree LGE is champion for all Malaysian regardless their race. TTT [penceramah bernama Tan Tuan Tat] u should champion for Chinese if u so racist. I pray GOD send u to hell”.

Jawatan dipegang Azmin selepas PRU13

Apabila Perdana Menteri muncul dalam iklan televisyen sempena Tahun Baru Cina sambil “beating a large Chinese drum with sticks. A lion’s head appears”, beliau dikecam oleh penyokong pembangkang sebagai “He’s trying too hard”.

Ong Tee Keat menang Pandan atas sentimen anti-Melayu

Daftar pemilih Pandan menunjukkan kerusi Parlimen yang disandang mantan presiden MCA itu mempunyai 64,497 orang pengundi ketika PRU12.

Pecahan mengikut kaum di Parlimen Pandan (2008) ialah:

Kantoi: Rocket kata ada 3,000 hadirin, Antarapos kata 300

Tajuk berita di Antarapos berbunyi ‘Konvensyen Pakatan bermula hambar‘ (25 Feb 2013).

Portal tersebut melaporkan “Hanya kira-kira 300 orang mengisi dewan persidangan Pusat Konvensyen Shah Alam” semalam

Dapsters win the shouting match

Please excuse my prolific blogging of late. But since I’m going to take this blog in a new direction before the election is called, let me just respond to the most common criticisms and be done with them so that we can move on.

Kes tunjuk ‘jari tengah’: Belum tahu langit tinggi rendah (Updated)

Ia tidak dilaporkan oleh The Star.

DAP sekarang cuba pancing undi Melayu secara direct pula

Dalam kerjaya politik Lim Kit Siang sepanjang 47 tahun, tidak pernah bahasa kebangsaan sebegitu dititkberatkan oleh Mursyidul Am DAP itu serta pemimpin-pemimpin partinya berbanding masa kini.

Menjelang PRU13, juru alih bahasa menerima ganjaran besar daripada DAP bagi perkhidmatan perterjemahan kepada bahasa Melayu. Dengan kian hangatnya kempen pilihanraya, pesanan-pesanan DAP bertukar angin dan diajukan ke arah pemilih Melayu.

Kongsi gelap: Gejala menembak mati di P. Pinang semakin menjadi-jadi

Yang terbaru, ‘Pemilik kelab malam cedera parah ditembak‘ (Utusan, 5 Feb 2013)

Tempat kejadian: Bukit Mertajam, Pulau Pinang

Tan Sheng Suo ditembak ketika kereta mangsa berhenti di lampu isyarat.

Dwi-standard undang-undang rimba Dapster

Majlis Perbandaran Seberang Prai membidas Menteri Pelancongan yang menyuarakan rasa tidak puashatinya dengan tindakan kerajaan tempatan negeri Pulau Pinang itu menurunkan sepanduk-sepanduk Najib Razak.

Define ‘Umnoputra’ and tell us who they are, please

1. There appears to be no room for the middle ground. Even Parti Sosialis Malaysia (PSM), a potential Third Force flagbearer, had applied last September to become a member of Pakatan.

If you’re not with them, you’re considered a mortal enemy.

Sambutan bagi pemecatan ustaz Nasha

Komen penyokong pembangkang:

“This ‘running dog’ should be shot on sight. You can almost see the evil in his face. Now he can officially confirm he’s an UMNO dog.” (screenshot bawah)

Lowyat forumers who live in Subang

(1) By the own admission of Lowyat forumers, they make it a habit to put up bloggers to be trolled: “Pertama kali aku tengok tered macam ni takde orang ajak troll blogger”.

Lowyat trolls need to be taught the Bung Moktar lesson

This post continues at ‘Lowyat forumers who live in Subang‘

Someone featured my blog url in the Lowyat chat forum.

Below are their comments

Beza Cina 1948 dengan Melayu 1946

1946: Malayan Union

Syarat kerakyatan adalah longgar

(a) Jus soli: Sesiapa sahaja yang lahir di Tanah Melayu dan Singapura adalah layak menjadi warga
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Tiap-tiap hari BN dituduh mencuri

Video muzik ‘Ubah Rocket Style’ dibintangi orang DAP.

Mungkin rakan-rakan blogger boleh cam lebih ramai lagi wakil DAP

Terbaru: Lagi adegan Rosmah dalam video gangnam DAP

Selain babak cincin berlian dalam video ‘Ubah Rocket Style’ yang awal (2012), ada adegan baru versi 2013.

Ia memaparkan bab ‘Rosmah’ dikejar oleh seorang pengantin perempuan yang sedang menggertak beliau dengan ayunan raket badminton.

Perangai para pengikut Patrick Teoh

Posting daripada blog Patrick Teoh http://www.niamah.com/2011/01/what-dick-head.html

Peminat-peminat Pakatan Jerusubangnya telah menyelar seorang politikus muda Gerakan yang berani menjentik Hannah Yeoh.

Mahu Perkasa dikutuk tapi …

Mohamad Tajuddin Mohamad Rasdi mengutuk hasutan Ibrahim Ali agar orang Islam membakar Bible Allah (screenshot bawah).

Ekoran ketetapan muktamad PAS atas kalimah Allah

Selaras dengan perebutan kalimah Allah ialah tuduhan oleh orang Kristian bahawa Muslim mudah “konpius”.

Orang Kristian di Malaysia lah yang berhak mengukur sama ada individu Muslim itu “rapuh iman” atau tidak.

Tunku Aziz yang cakap, Umno yang dipersalahkan

• “Tunku Aziz has become an UMNO man.”
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• “Tunku Aziz thought he will be a hero to UMNO.”

#KL112: Irony of Kit Siang’s speeches on dangerous rallies

Ops Lalang was carried out on 27 Oct 1987 and Lim Kit Siang, the then DAP sec-gen, was one of those detained in the ISA swoop.

A day earlier (Oct 26), Opposition Leader Kit Siang delivered a speech in Parliament titled ‘DAP proposes a one-year moratorium for all political parties where no racial, language, cultural or religious issues will be created or raised

Undi calon Melayu DAP untuk CEC di-Ubah?

Sekarang DAP mahu pula cuba meyakinkan kita bahawa Zairil Khir Johari sebenarnya telah diberi sejumlah 803 undi oleh perwakilan di kongres kebangsaannya tiga minggu lepas.

Imbas kembali: Video bertajuk ‘Zairil is Guan Eng’s aide‘ (23 Feb 2011) di rangkaian SwitchUp.tv, iaitu televisyen dalam talian milik kumpulan media The Star.

Nah! Ini dia blogger-blogger yang dimaksudkan Dr Chua

Baru-baru ini Dr Chua Soi Lek melenting bahawa blogger-blogger pro-Umno tidak mempunyai etika dalam melapor serta mereka bukan sahaja tidak membantu MCA malah mahu menghancurkan partinya.

Gadis-pijak-gambar-Najib berlakon dalam video DAP lagu Gangnam

Gadis ini memijak gambar perdana menteri ketika tunjuk perasaan Bersih 3.0 di Dataran Merdeka beberapa bulan lepas.

DAP, pembangkang ada tangan dalam anti-Lynas

(1) Guan Eng janji akan batalkan Lynas sekiranya Pakatan berkuasa

Ucapan pembukaan setiausaha agung DAP itu di perhimpunan agung DAPsy dan Wanita MCA DAP pada 9 Dis 2012 (petikan):

“DAP menuntut agar BN menghentikan operasi Lynas Advanced Materials Plant (LAMP) sekarang atau 4 Menteri harus letak jawatan untuk mengambil tanggungjawab kerana gagal menepati janji … […]

“Jika BN enggan melindungi kepentingan kesihatan rakyat dan persekitaran dengan membatalkan loji Lynas kerana melanggar syarat, dan lebih mementingkan keuntungan kroni, maka PR akan melakukannya apabila kita mengambil alih Putrajaya kerana loji tersebut boleh dibatalkan

Reason Lynas protesters are mostly Chinese

Excerpts from Datuk Ti Lian Ker’s blog. He is the former MCA state assemblyman for Teruntum in the Kuantan parliamentary constituency.