Phew!

What a close shave. Eight lives still left in this cat?

Pulau Pinang masih milik Kedah?

Sumber: Getaran

Oleh Rafisqi Radhi

ALOR SETAR – Sejarah mengenai ‘pemajakan’ Pulau Pinang daripada Kedah perlu diperbetulkan kerana tiada bukti yang menunjukkan bahawa perjanjian mengenai pajakan itu, benar-benar berlaku pada era pemerintahan Sultan Abdullah Mukarram Shah pada 1786.

BN-PN lineup could be like this

Dewan Speaker Art Harun would have collected his headcount of MPs regarding their PM choice by this evening.

The Malay parties are expected to close ranks, if the latest news reports are accurate. Until we get official confirmation, below is my guesswork as to how the cookie crumbles.

So cute (viral election photo)

The Amish are on the Trump Train too (below). Only their caravan comprises horse and buggy.

They join the cars for Trump, trucks for Trump and even boats for Trump.

Trump 2020 MAGA!

I’m predicting a Trump victory today in the American presidential election.

Shall update this afternoon or evening on why I’m persuaded that The Donald will win his reelection bid.

Good news for PAS from London

Its current lockdown may result in 20,000 British pubs closing permanently as a consequence of the Covid restrictions. This 20k estimate on the ‘death toll’ was given a few days ago (Oct 15) by Patrick Dardis, the CEO of Young’s brewery that operates 300 pubs in the UK.

London began clamping down on pubs yesterday as the city went into Tier 2 Covid restrictions. Earlier on Wednesday (Oct 14), Prime Minister Boris Johnson had ordered pubs in Liverpool to close.

“ racist ”

Just type ‘racist’ in Twitter’s search on People and its top result is Donald Trump’s account — see screencapture below.

Yee-hah!

KD Hang Lekir dan Hang Lekiu menjaga kedaulatan maritim negara

Dalam satu perutusan khas malam ini, Perdana Menteri berkata pengawasan sempadan negara akan dipertingkatkan lagi.

Kawalan keselamatan akan terus ketat untuk menghindar PATI daripada menembusi sempadan kita, kata Muhyiddin dalam ucapannya tadi yang disiarkan secara langsung di televisyen.

Beliau juga mengingatkan rakyat supaya jangan leka terhadap penularan wabak koronavirus, memandangkan masih ada banyak kluster-kluster Covid-19 termasuk yang dibawa masuk oleh orang asing.

Cats’ reaction to Mahathir losing Slim by-election bigly

↓  My cat SIMBA

“According to Uncle Kit, Umno’s win yesterday is ‘a victory for the Malu Apa campaign’ … Err, whatever you say dude.”

Bulan mengambang ‘Supermoon’ malam ini

BAWAH: BN menang tujuh daripada 12 pilihanraya kecil yang sudah berlangsung sehingga kini

Cats’ reaction to Guan Eng milking public sympathy

Innocent? My foot!

ALSO IN THIS SERIES:

•  Cats’ reaction to Sheraton Move — HERE

•  Cats’ reaction to coronavirus lockdown — HERE

•  Cats’ reaction to the bullying of Health Minister — HERE

•  Cats’ reaction to hashtag # migran juga manusia — HERE

•  Cats’ reaction to Mahathir losing Slim byelection bigly — HERE

Ubah

In the photograph below are the famous Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry. They’re the screenwriters and directors behind The Matrix, a popular series of movies starring Keanu Reeves as well as V for Vendetta. 

Cats’ reaction to the bullying of Health Minister

DAP and Dapsters are still doing their dirty dog pile on Health Minister Dr Adham Baba today.

Never mind, the cats will stick up for him.

My angry cats ready to have DAP for lunch, and Dapsters for dessert (below).

↑  SQUEALER 

& his buddy want their chihuahua served medium rare with lots of mayo.

Simba doesn’t appear in this photo shoot because he’s too wussy to death stare.

View also:

•  Cats’ reaction to coronavirus lockdown — HERE

•  Cats’ reaction to Sheraton Move — HERE

•  Cats’ reaction to hashtag # migran juga manusia — HERE

Cats’ reaction to coronavirus lockdown

↓  My cat SIMBA

”Mine! It’s mine I say … Call me a hoarder, see if I care.”

↓  My cat SQUEALER

”I’m obeying the gomen order on movement restriction lah.”

↓  My cat SNOWBOOTS

“Face masks are all out of stock but I managed to buy a glove, yaaay.”

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To see my  ‘Cats’ reaction to Sheraton Move’, click HERE

•  Cats’ reaction to hashtag # migran juga manusia — HERE

•  Cats’ reaction to the bullying of Health Minister — HERE

 

 

Malaysiakini becoming Penang Institute mouthpiece? Wakakaka

Penang Institute is a think-tank funded by the DAP-led Penang state government. Its chairman is Penang chief minister Chow Kon Yeow. Its former chairman was Lim Guan Eng.

Penang Institute executive director Ooi Kee Beng wrote Lim Kit Siang’s biography.

Taking your cat for a walk

My cat reaching out for big dreams…

Well done for not honking

McDonald’s delivered my breakfast a little while ago − shortly before 5am just now.

When my fish porridge arrived, the despatch rider did not honk at the gate but instead gave me a call on my mobile.

It was a small but thoughtful gesture.

Energizer Bunny of soaps

We might stick a soap scrap to another bar, for savings, in order to use an end soap to its last — see simple DIY shown in the first video below.

Then one smart guy (see second video) came up with his hilarious idea of the Infinite Cycle of Soap for minimizing wastage. Hahaha. I would buy his inventive product if only we can get it on our shelves.

Look at how pathetic KFC portions have become

It wasn’t the chicken I wanted. I’d only bought the newly introduced KFC item to get its double cheezy sauce.

Then I added on an order of one cheezy sauce, separately for RM1.80.

Price of ikan kembung has dropped to RM2 a kilo

In Sungai Petani, Kedah.

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I’ve not been updating my blog since January. Sorry about that.

The earliest reader comment that was left languishing in my moderation queue dated back to 4 Jan 2017 (below) — from commenter ‘surrhead’ @ 2017/01/04 at 5:33 pm.

Surrhead had complained that the price of ikan kembung (in January) shot up to RM10-12 per kilo.

He will be glad to hear that its current price has gone down to between RM1.40 and RM2 — see this March 16 Utusan report.

Breaking into a smile

Peace and harmony

My cat and dog live in a harmonious Buddhist household.

Dems can start thinking of migrating to Canada?

… and Dapsters to Tasmania. Hopefully.

Rocky, Big Dog and myth of ‘neutrality’

In his Che Det posting titled ‘Propaganda’ on Wednesday (Sept 28), Tun Dr Mahathir likened the Najib administration to a Nazi regime and a quartet of the Umno president’s men to Little Goebbels.

Tun then proceeded to take a shot at Malaysian mainstream media which he likened to Nazi Minister Joseph Goebbels’s propaganda machinery.

DAP strategist: PAS leadership extension of Najib’s Umno

PAS people and Umno people have finally been sickened enough by the DAP’s constant bullying to bury their hatchet and combine forces presently. Perpaduan ummah is taking off.

This new era of PAS-Umno formal cooperation that’s starting now is a watershed in our country’s 100-year timeline of Sino-Malay race relations.

How many PAS members will join the Red Shirt rally?

 

BELOW: The middle finger is the central pillar of the DAP logo

31 Ogos 2016: Mulanya di sini

Ejaan jer ‘P.A.N’ tapi sebutannya tetap dee-ay-pee

Pentadbiran Najib menampakkan rombakan kabinet untuk kali ketiga dalam tempoh empat tahun kebelakangan ini.

Zaman beredar dan musim bersilih ganti tetapi parti DAP cukup istimewa kerana ia berada di luar hukum alam. Pemimpin agung parti tersebut masih belum bertukar; kuasa kekal di tangan dinasti Lim.

Sejak kita Merdeka, sudah ada 13 pilihan raya umum di Malaysia. Lim Kit Siang telah bertanding dalam 11 siri PRU (1969-2013).

Setakat ini, Grandpapa Dapster berjaya menjadi Ahli Parlimen sebanyak 10 kali.

Tun Hamid: Cina mahu hak orang Melayu tanpa mengorbankan hak mereka

Ringkasan di bawah dipetik daripada pandangan bertulis Tun Abdul Hamid Mohamad yang bertajuk ‘Mengapa Umno dan PAS harus bekerjasama’.

Sumber dan teks penuh boleh dibaca di SINI.

Tun Hamid adalah mantan Ketua Hakim Negara.

Perspektif sejarah tentang masyarakat Cina di Tanah Melayu

(a) Parti Komunis Malaya (majoriti orang Cina) mengangkat senjata untuk menubuh sebuah kerajaan komunis ala China.

Field Jamal Sekinchan in Sungai Besar

Trump, Mr President possible …

The pundits kept predicting that Donald Trump would crash and burn. He has thwarted their forecasts time and again.

His bizarre popularity is the white blowback against “community organizer” Barack Obama who lowered the presidential bar for the Oval Office down to basement level.

Benda ini tak pernah jadi dengan BN

Parti-parti pembangkang akan berlaga di kalangan diri sendiri bagi 16 kerusi DUN Sarawak pada pilihanraya negeri nanti.

Kah-kah-kah … mana KJ nak letak muka?

MESTI ~ W-A-J-I-B ~ BACA

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https://gelagatanwar.wordpress.com/2016/04/14/yb-khairy-retorik-bangang/

Bestnya … Article of the Year!

Bagus juga kalau ada rombakan kabinet dalam masa terdekat nih.

Watch Tun do magic

The Isma website curated the following news item yesterday — ‘Rejim Zionis tembak mati wanita, remaja Palestin‘.

BETHLEHEM, Rabu – Seorang wanita Palestin berusia 50 tahun yang didakwa cuba menikam seorang anggota polis Israel ditembak mati di wilayah diduduki di Timur Jerusalem, semalam.

Najib perlu ikut cara Tun, potong jer

“Jika pembedahan perlu dilakukan, tetapi, tidak ada anesthetic untuk mengebaskan atau menidurkan si pesakit yang hendak dibedah, saya akan ikat dan tambat pesakit tadi dan saya akan bedah juga walaupun pesakit menjerit sekuat-kuat jeritan.”

“Itulah cara Tun Dr Mahathir bertindak.”

The above description is courtesy of Sanusi Junid,

85 percent of DAP state assemblymen are Chinese

Mat Sabu, the PAN president

Video lucu pekik lolong DAP bagi menyambut 2016

Klik untuk tonton – singkat jer (hanya 22 saat)

:)

"@zaidibrahim: Peninsular Malays are still mired in race religion and language which they themselves are ill equipped to use #fb" KELATE

— Kak Ros Kau (@mamasan2712) November 25, 2015

Ismaweb: PAS and Umno must unite to block DAP

A controversial article about Isma is trending again today in the Malay Mail – see the online paper’s Top 5 Most Viewed, below. The article has garnered close to 30,000 Facebook shares.

KJ prolly jeles of ARD

ABOVE: The RM2b question from @BukhariHalim to @mpkotabelud and @Khairykj

BELOW: @mpkotabelud and @Khairykj react to Bukhari’s tweet

Najib will pick PAS over MCA

Titik pertemuan sudah dijumpai.

For PAS, it is “Islam memartabatkan Melayu”. For Umno, it’s “Melayu memartabatkan Islam”.

Both formulations have their own intrinsic logic. When they’re able to synergize, it will strengthen both the Malays and the Muslims as one holistic force to be reckoned with.

The daughter-in-law from hell

A fairytale bedtime story

Once upon a time, Dragon Lady left her father’s house in the Middle Kingdom and went to live with her husband in his home after they got married.

Let’s call this Dragon Lady by the nickname BigD due to her huge and voracious appetite. She eats non-stop and is always mengidam (“craving” for) this food and that food at all odd hours.

Didorong sifatnya yang tamak haloba,

10 gambar politikus berpeluk-peluk

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“Enormous feat” to satisfy demands of TalentCorp returnees

It’s no wonder that Najib Razak has pumped hundreds of million ringgit into the TalentCorp Returning Expert Programme (REP). The efforts required to satisfy the demands of these talented experts is apparently “an enormous feat”.

TalentCorp is part of the prime minister’s Transformasi initiative. Najib and Pemandu CEO Idris Jala sit on the TalentCorp board of trustees.

Paling cikai pun turun 10% daripada 30,000 Red Shirts yang dicanangkan, berani?

Ever heard of this famous quote?

“The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.” – General George S. Patton

Zaid Ibrahim on DAP Malays

Dap has got all the top Malays now; looks like PKR and GHB got their work cut out. Well competition is never a bad thing #fb

— Zaid Ibrahim (@zaidibrahim) July 30, 2015

Who this ‘mystery’ guy in the cabinet?

Circled in red … siapa eh?

As far as I can make out, those seated in the front row are (from left): H.S. Lee, V. Sambanthan, Tun Razak, Tunku Abdul Rahman, Tan Siew Sin, Tun Dr Ismail, Sardon Jubir, Fatimah Hashim, Khir Johari

Click to enlarge

My ten ‘either or’ choices

MY PICKS

1. BN or opposition?

• BN

Best news we’ve had in years

UPDATED (23 July 2015):

1. The appointment of Datuk Rahman Dahlan is an inspired if left field decision. It should have been done years ago. I reckon that his being given the post now is a last ditch effort by the Najib administration when other avenues (like Lim Kok Wing as one example) have failed.