So cute (viral election photo)

The Amish are on the Trump Train too (below). Only their caravan comprises horse and buggy.

They join the cars for Trump, trucks for Trump and even boats for Trump.

KD Hang Lekir dan Hang Lekiu menjaga kedaulatan maritim negara

Dalam satu perutusan khas malam ini, Perdana Menteri berkata pengawasan sempadan negara akan dipertingkatkan lagi.

Kawalan keselamatan akan terus ketat untuk menghindar PATI daripada menembusi sempadan kita, kata Muhyiddin dalam ucapannya tadi yang disiarkan secara langsung di televisyen.

Beliau juga mengingatkan rakyat supaya jangan leka terhadap penularan wabak koronavirus, memandangkan masih ada banyak kluster-kluster Covid-19 termasuk yang dibawa masuk oleh orang asing.

Well done for not honking

McDonald’s delivered my breakfast a little while ago − shortly before 5am just now.

When my fish porridge arrived, the despatch rider did not honk at the gate but instead gave me a call on my mobile.

It was a small but thoughtful gesture.

Energizer Bunny of soaps

We might stick a soap scrap to another bar, for savings, in order to use an end soap to its last — see simple DIY shown in the first video below.

Then one smart guy (see second video) came up with his hilarious idea of the Infinite Cycle of Soap for minimizing wastage. Hahaha. I would buy his inventive product if only we can get it on our shelves.

Look at how pathetic KFC portions have become

It wasn’t the chicken I wanted. I’d only bought the newly introduced KFC item to get its double cheezy sauce.

Then I added on an order of one cheezy sauce, separately for RM1.80.

Rocky, Big Dog and myth of ‘neutrality’

In his Che Det posting titled ‘Propaganda’ on Wednesday (Sept 28), Tun Dr Mahathir likened the Najib administration to a Nazi regime and a quartet of the Umno president’s men to Little Goebbels.

Tun then proceeded to take a shot at Malaysian mainstream media which he likened to Nazi Minister Joseph Goebbels’s propaganda machinery.

How many PAS members will join the Red Shirt rally?

 

BELOW: The middle finger is the central pillar of the DAP logo

Ejaan jer ‘P.A.N’ tapi sebutannya tetap dee-ay-pee

Pentadbiran Najib menampakkan rombakan kabinet untuk kali ketiga dalam tempoh empat tahun kebelakangan ini.

Zaman beredar dan musim bersilih ganti tetapi parti DAP cukup istimewa kerana ia berada di luar hukum alam. Pemimpin agung parti tersebut masih belum bertukar; kuasa kekal di tangan dinasti Lim.

Sejak kita Merdeka, sudah ada 13 pilihan raya umum di Malaysia. Lim Kit Siang telah bertanding dalam 11 siri PRU (1969-2013).

Setakat ini, Grandpapa Dapster berjaya menjadi Ahli Parlimen sebanyak 10 kali.

Watch Tun do magic

The Isma website curated the following news item yesterday — ‘Rejim Zionis tembak mati wanita, remaja Palestin‘.

BETHLEHEM, Rabu – Seorang wanita Palestin berusia 50 tahun yang didakwa cuba menikam seorang anggota polis Israel ditembak mati di wilayah diduduki di Timur Jerusalem, semalam.

85 percent of DAP state assemblymen are Chinese

Mat Sabu, the PAN president

Video lucu pekik lolong DAP bagi menyambut 2016

Klik untuk tonton – singkat jer (hanya 22 saat)

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“Enormous feat” to satisfy demands of TalentCorp returnees

It’s no wonder that Najib Razak has pumped hundreds of million ringgit into the TalentCorp Returning Expert Programme (REP). The efforts required to satisfy the demands of these talented experts is apparently “an enormous feat”.

TalentCorp is part of the prime minister’s Transformasi initiative. Najib and Pemandu CEO Idris Jala sit on the TalentCorp board of trustees.

Paling cikai pun turun 10% daripada 30,000 Red Shirts yang dicanangkan, berani?

Ever heard of this famous quote?

“The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.” – General George S. Patton

Zaid Ibrahim on DAP Malays

Dap has got all the top Malays now; looks like PKR and GHB got their work cut out. Well competition is never a bad thing #fb

— Zaid Ibrahim (@zaidibrahim) July 30, 2015

What has the Church been doing?

Two weeks ago (May 14), Tan Zhong Yan initiated a petition at https://www.change.org to “Save the migrants/asylum-seekers stranded at sea!”

Just where are all those pregnant women?

Have you seen pictures of them?

Malay Mail columnist cum LGBT activist Azrul Mohd Khalib wrote,

“There are malnourished, sick, pregnant and dying adults and children on those boats. Where is our compassion for our fellow human beings?” as well as “… pregnant women, children and infants to suffer and die on those fishing boats stranded and adrift for months at sea”.

Marina Mahathir too mentioned “pregnant women” and the “old and sick” on the boats.

Can @hannahyeoh really see Gunung Jerai from Permatang Pauh?

Below is Hannah Yeoh’s tweet saying, “For a Subang Jaya girl like me, this place in Permatang Pauh is simply heavenly! ”

Regular commenter Calvin Sankaran said @  2015/05/05 at 3:25 pm, “I am not sure if the picture is in Permatang Pauh even”.

Another regular commenter orang kampung chipped in @ 2015/05/05 at 8:39 pm, asking “I wonder, can you see Gunung Jerai from PP?”

Uh-oh! Another cannonball in Tun’s arsenal

Impressively “big fast results” have been achieved by the very “talented and capable” Pemandu and is attracting world attention, Najib Razak revealed.

Negaraku majority Chinese

Negaraku is a “people’s movement to reclaim our nation” that was launched yesterday.

The coalition of NGOs have named themselves after our national anthem. Even the name of our lagu kebangsaan also they want to grab and cause confusion to the public.

Since they call themselves the “people’s movement”, let’s see who these people are.

We take it TalentCorp enjoyed their European grand tour

If you were the boss, you’d know what work requires to be done in your company. Someone has to do the job. As the boss, you hire personnel to fill vacancies, and their qualifications must match your organization’s needs.

Did anyone say Soup Kitchen?

Eddy Daud: “TalentCorp is a dumb idea from day 1”

“Grotesquely pussy-whipped” by control freak wife

“Beckham has been grotesquely, massively, pussy-whipped by his talentless, ambition-hound of a wife”- Julie Burchill, The Guardian columnist

Rosmah can cook

‘I like to eat kangkung, says Najib’ @ http://beta.malaysiakini.com/news/252006

Pemandu are young hotshot drivers of flashy cars

Below are the police at work controlling demonstrators on New Year’s eve 2014.

The Malay officers are being squashed from front and back by Malay protestors.