KJ provides Dapster with “first hand knowledge of what is going on in the Umno ministries”

From the superblog MyMassa, an article titled: ‘PANAS! Pendedahan SKANDAL di pejabat Menteri KBS?!! @KhairyKJ #PemilihanUMNO #KJ4KP‘

MyMassa acknowledges that the following fact cannot be denied — “Ini satu perkara yang tidak dapat kami nafikan” — i.e. Regina Lee is a DAP symphatiser who has wormed her way into the, err, office of an Umno minister (“Regina Lee ini adalah seorang penyokong atau pensimpati DAP yang berjaya menyusup masuk ke dalam Kerajaan, atau lebih tepat lagi ke dalam pejabat Menteri BN”).

What is the purpose of Khairy appointing Scissorati Regina Lee as his press secretary?

MyMassa explains “tujuan KJ membawa Regina bekerja dengan beliau adalah bagi membuktikan sendiri bahawa apa yang penyokong DAP percaya selama ini, bahawa semua menteri UMNO itu korup, malas dan tidak tahu buat kerja adalah satu fitnah semata-mata”.

In other words, Regina Lee kononnya is hired up close and personal by KJ to dispel the belief held by her fellow Dapsters that all Umno ministers are “corrupt, lazy and do not know their work”.

Why the need to prove that the allegations are satu fitnah semata-mata? Kenapa ek? Because lah too many damning videos circulating, like the one below.

In the clip, you can hear the cries of “KJ rasuah, KJ rasuah, KJ rasuah, KJ rasuah, KJ rasuah!” during the last Pemuda Umno election.

MyMassa further blogs:

“Lebih menarik, Regina pula bermula di pejabat seorang anak muda berjaya seperti KJ yang tidak sudah-sudah ditohmah, bagi mendapatkan first hand knowledge of what is going on in the umno ministries.”

Please allow me to repeat: KJ is giving Regina a FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE UMNO MINISTRIES.

“Langkah YB KJ juga tepat kerana selain dapat memberikan peluang kepada Regina Lee untuk mendapatkan gambaran sebenar bagaimana UMNO menjalankan pentadbiran Negara,” says MyMassa.

That’s right. What better way for Dapsters to gain first hand knowledge of how Umno runs the show than being provided an office with the Umno Youth chief.

What is the function of Scissorati Regina Lee as Khairy Jamaluddin’s press secretary?

MyMassa explains:.

“Dengan memerhatikan kecenderungan dan pengaruh Regina dalam laman Twitter terutamanya, sudah pasti akhirnya kebenaran akan sampai juga ke sebelah ‘sana’ bukan?”

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Oh. I. See.

Regina’s tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet is supposed to take the Truth about Umno out there and over to “the other side”. In other words, Regina’s tweets are designed to convince her Dapster friends in the Jerusubang Twitter network that Umno ministers are not corrupt and not lazy.

Really?

From what I see, the Scissorati network is very good for fitnah orang only. The content of their tweets no different from the content of other DAP-controlled social media like Facebook and the kind of abusive, mocking comments that swamp the pro-opposition portals.

Yup, convince the Scissorati – who call their boss the MCA sec-gen “Donkey Kong” – that Umno are good boys. (Urm, while we’re at it, does anyone want to buy the Penang Bridge? The Team Najib con-sultants can swing a deal for you on that too.)

MyMassa continues:

“Siapa lagi yang lebih layak menyampaikan DAKWAH kepada orang Cina selain dari orang Cina itu sendiri?”

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Oh, okay gottit. Regina is hired by KJ to dakwah to the Red Bean Army that Umno ministers are NOT corrupt and NOT lazy.

And then there is that bit about “Memang tidak dapat dinafikan akan ada satu dua maklumat yang akan menjadi isu dan pertikaian, tetapi kita perlu ingat, Regina Lee juga tertakluk di bawah Akta Rahsia Rasmi 1972 sepertimana penjawat-penjawat awam yang lain.”

Umno secrets? PPTA (Parti Paling Tidak Apa) secrets?

Aiyah, never mind lah. Small matter. What’s a few secrets between friends?

After all, we’re heading to a two-party system what. One for Umno, one for DAP-MCA; one for Umno, one for MCA-DAP, one for Umno, one for DAP-MCA …

But it’s all for a very good cause — “YB KJ juga sedikit sebanyak dapat mempelajari tentang sensitiviti dan norma kehidupan seorang Cina yang kini majoritinya simpati kepada DAP.”

Yang Berhormat Khairy Jamaluddin is eager to learn, through his press secretary Regina Lee, all about the sensitivities and norms in the life of a typical Chinese whom the majority sympathize with the DAP.

Again let’s remind ourselves that they’re doing this for a good cause: “Dengan ini, sebagai Ketua Pemuda UMNO dan BN, beliau akan dapat merangka strategi yang lebih tepat untuk melaksanakan program yang berkesan kepada orang Cina, terutamanya golongan muda yang semakin menjauhi Kerajaan”.

Jadi, pengerusi Pemuda BN, YB Khairy Jamaluddin, dengan mengambil Regina Lee sebagai pegawai beliau, sebenarnya sedang mengatur “satu lagi langkah strategik yang akan menguntungkan UMNO”.

Wakakakakaka. This strategic move by KJ in taking Regina Lee as his Special Officer is a move “that will benefit Umno”.

Now ain’t Umno lucky?

Bersambung:

Pembangkang sayang KJ alamat Umno dihancurkan dari dalam

KJ menang: Tahniah bagi DAP, takziah bagi Umno

KJ menang: “Cina DAP memang pandai jilat pungkok”

Mukhriz and Khairy sound their views this week